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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 11:09:28 AM EDT
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Bet she got lippy with the cop.
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 11:48:25 AM EDT
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U guys are nuts.  There is nothing wrong with her box….or her tail pipe.

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I bet you sick bastards would spend hours in a used car parking lot
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 11:55:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 12:28:48 PM EDT
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One of the few proud Americans on that team.  Hope that Hope has the best future possible.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 12:42:02 PM EDT
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I say Hope is not guilty.  

She's a wife and mother and detested the lesbo "culture" of women's professional soccer.

She's good to go.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 1:09:19 PM EDT
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leaked pics from her iPhone



Link Posted: 4/2/2022 7:51:45 PM EDT
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I bet you sick bastards would spend hours in a used car parking lot
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U guys are nuts.  There is nothing wrong with her box….or her tail pipe.

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I bet you sick bastards would spend hours in a used car parking lot

Hope is hot and her meat is hot
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 7:54:25 PM EDT
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I'm just here to see how many roast beef pictures can be jammed into one thread.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:22:11 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ, I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

If I die of a heart attack it's YOU MOTHERFUCKERS' FAULTS!!!!

that God damned sugar glider comment put me right over the fucking edge....I am gasping in tears.....
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:30:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:37:17 PM EDT
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This thread is gonna cause a divorce. Wife has thrown 3 markers at my face as she is trying to teach my 4 year old. I'm in tears and can't stop laughing.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:53:25 PM EDT
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Wait... There's a picture of her pussy online?
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I saw the pics. Im 50/50 on it being a clapped out vag or it being a raost beef sandwich
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:59:39 PM EDT
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i saw this thread the other day...and it started strong...i'm proud to see beef curtain jokes continuing on page 5....

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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 9:10:33 PM EDT
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Damn now I’m hungry
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 9:13:41 PM EDT
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Oh my shit.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:27:02 PM EDT
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I bet she is fun in bed when she has a few. Yes really . I was married to one like that.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:43:21 PM EDT
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How the fuck do you get a DUI in a Walmart  parking lot?
What did she do ?
Drive a straight line?
Stop for a car trying to pull out?
Not try to park in a handicap spot?
Actually use a parking spot instead of just parking at the curb?
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:44:23 PM EDT
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I wondered why she was trending..
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 11:04:06 PM EDT
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Her vagina looks like a French dip was assaulted by a pitbull.
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That thing is a mess.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 11:17:03 PM EDT
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Hope is hot and her meat is hot
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U guys are nuts.  There is nothing wrong with her box….or her tail pipe.

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I bet you sick bastards would spend hours in a used car parking lot

Hope is hot and her meat is hot

Its not even meat. Its leather. 100 girls in my lifetime and I have never seen that.
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 12:41:19 AM EDT
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Its not even meat. Its leather. 100 girls in my lifetime and I have never seen that.
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U guys are nuts.  There is nothing wrong with her box….or her tail pipe.

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I bet you sick bastards would spend hours in a used car parking lot

Hope is hot and her meat is hot

Its not even meat. Its leather. 100 girls in my lifetime and I have never seen that.


LMAO get out of here

that vagene is 100%
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 12:52:33 AM EDT
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LMAO get out of here

that vagene is 100%
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U guys are nuts.  There is nothing wrong with her box….or her tail pipe.

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I bet you sick bastards would spend hours in a used car parking lot

Hope is hot and her meat is hot

Its not even meat. Its leather. 100 girls in my lifetime and I have never seen that.


LMAO get out of here

that vagene is 100%

Link Posted: 4/3/2022 1:16:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:25:02 AM EDT
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Damn this thread. I haven't had Arby's in atleast 2 years. Now I want some.
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after arby's got rid of potatoe cakes they're dead to me.
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:26:17 AM EDT
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Was she on her way from Walmart to Arbys?
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:28:59 AM EDT
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after arby's got rid of potatoe cakes they're dead to me.
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Damn this thread. I haven't had Arby's in atleast 2 years. Now I want some.
after arby's got rid of potatoe cakes they're dead to me.

Dan Quayle, is that you?
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:31:01 AM EDT
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just seeing if you're paying attention.



Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:35:32 AM EDT
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Funny thing is the mugshot could be of her cooter and everyone would still know who it is
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LOL!

Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:39:28 AM EDT
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Arby's in the front, but her rear once ate Boba Fett.

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The front looks like full grown Boba wearing armor could have used it as the escape route...
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:40:40 AM EDT
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Further research.

“WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (WGHP) — Retired US soccer star Hope Solo has been arrested for DWI in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, police confirmed Friday.

Solo, who lives in Wilkes County...”

Well, that explains why she was in Winston, at a Walmart, and drunk.


https://fox8.com/news/former-soccer-star-hope-solo-arrested-on-dwi-child-abuse-charges/

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That parking lot is a 5 minute drive from my place. I had no clue she was in Wilkes Co either. Home to NASCAR’s roots, good moonshine, and MerleFest.
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:40:46 AM EDT
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Dan Quayle, is that you?
just seeing if you're paying attention.

https://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/McKayla+Maroney+seen+ESPY+Awards+Nokia+Theatre+_rmSfznrQVGx.jpg


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Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:46:28 AM EDT
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Thanks ! Now we know how she blew out her balloon knot
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:48:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:48:31 AM EDT
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Wait... There's a picture of her pussy online?

https://media.tenor.com/images/4d4727dcef5ddce58311c1ce2ba9cdeb/tenor.gif

Best use of that meme EVA!


Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:48:52 AM EDT
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Eta: double tap.  Site or phone weirdness.
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:50:22 AM EDT
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I’m just sayin
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:53:09 AM EDT
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fine.

i'll go look for her mugshot.
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Strangely enough googling her balloon knot returns zero corrects pics .

But I stand by my comparison when you find it
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:59:16 AM EDT
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Two kids. Someone beat the goalie.
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 9:59:51 AM EDT
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you ever been with a warrior woman?
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 10:03:48 AM EDT
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Has anyone ever gone to Arby's and tried ordering a Hope Solo?
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Don't think Arby's makes fish tacos yet.
Link Posted: 4/3/2022 10:17:35 AM EDT
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Like Hurricane Strings on a sombrero...
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I would wear her labia like a facehugger from Alien.

There's enough to tie it in a knot behind your head.

Like Hurricane Strings on a sombrero...

In a contest of side-show genitalia, she doesn't even make the team.  In the late 70's or early 80's there was a pron star named Fiona Flaps that had labia that hung down to her knees - not an exaggeration.  Poor girl; at least she found a way to capitalize on it.  I bet one of you internet sleuths could find pics of her.
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