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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:16:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Got a clipboard?
I’m here to see so and so in room ehelahdudyahke I’m just here to bring a phone charger to aodhdjene ajdjdjdj Pick something. It can be done. Did it at DOD hospitals which are huge covid believers. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:16:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Are they not allowing any visitors or what?
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:16:58 AM EDT
[#3]
Florida man
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:17:32 AM EDT
[#4]
my grandfather always said wear your work clothes and hard hat with your tool box in one hand and lunch box and thermos in the other and you can get into any place you wanted to go.
he went to the albany port to see the boat flipped over and the generator recovery. as a 78 year old man congrats on your grandson! |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:35:34 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: Sons a firefighter Emt so he has access. So what’s my angle ? Construction worker roll in with my pack out system and a clip board ? Construction worker with Tourette’s Yeah ah hi I’m looking for the douche bag asshole asshole asshole cunt mechanical room on the 2nd floor bitch fuck you fuck you. I have a mask if need be . That’s what I’m talking about. And to the poster above. Yes Florida man we have a reputation to uphold damnt |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:37:01 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s what I’m talking about. And to the poster above. Yes Florida man we have a reputation to uphold damnt Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sons a firefighter Emt so he has access. So what’s my angle ? Construction worker roll in with my pack out system and a clip board ? Construction worker with Tourette’s Yeah ah hi I’m looking for the douche bag asshole asshole asshole cunt mechanical room on the 2nd floor bitch fuck you fuck you. I have a mask if need be . That’s what I’m talking about. And to the poster above. Yes Florida man we have a reputation to uphold damnt Talking to yourself OP? |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:37:58 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: my grandfather always said wear your work clothes and hard hat with your tool box in one hand and lunch box and thermos in the other and you can get into any place you wanted to go. he went to the albany port to see the boat flipped over and the generator recovery. as a 78 year old man congrats on your grandson! Oops |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:38:49 AM EDT
[#8]
Grab your sidekick and walk in backwards saying 'we're leaving'.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:39:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Talking to yourself OP? Wouldn’t be the first time. Don’t know how I did that lol |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:40:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Declare yourself a birthing person and demand access to the birthing person location.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:41:24 AM EDT
[#11]
put a hospital gown on. bare ass underneath for authenticity.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:44:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: my grandfather always said wear your work clothes and hard hat with your tool box in one hand and lunch box and thermos in the other and you can get into any place you wanted to go. he went to the albany port to see the boat flipped over and the generator recovery. as a 78 year old man congrats on your grandson! Mask up and act like you belong Congrats on your grandson |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:44:23 AM EDT
[#13]
You don't sound like the type that fits but.......
Set of scrubs ID on a lynyard around your neck blank side facing out. Grab a dynamap and walk right in. If questioned you'd need to know a bit of terminology and possibly a agency or dept name. Another problem is most mom & baby floors are electronically gated and you'd need a access card. A code or both. The three hospitals here now all have entrance security with not only a cop but someone covid screening too before you even make it past the 2nd set of doors. Another way might be claiming you have a test or appointment on another floor to get past the door screeners. That still leaves the locked security doors at mom & baby. They are locked on both sides here so not like your sister can slip you in once you make to the door. Had my son at the hospital i worked at and they were non to happy that i could come and go as i pleased due to being a office float. IE : I had the swipe card and access codes due to being a float for all the units. They were so displeased with it they asked me to stop coming and going as i pleased the next day and they knew me by name. That was back in 2010. You're going to need some real fine point scocial engineering skillz to just walk around a hospital like you own the place nowdays . How about just asking permission for a visit so you are not tossed out or worse? |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:45:15 AM EDT
[#14]
Tell them you are a police detective.
   
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:48:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't sound like the type that fits but....... Set of scrubs ID on a lynyard around your neck blank side facing out. Grab a dynamap and walk right in. If questioned you'd need to know a bit of terminology and possibly a agency or dept name. Another problem is most mom & baby floors are electronically gated and you'd need a access card. A code or both. The three hospitals here now all have entrance security with not only a cop but someone covid screening too before you even make it past the 2nd set of doors. Another way might be claiming you have a test or appointment on another floor to get past the door screeners. That still leaves the locked security doors at mom & baby. They are locked on both sides here so not like your sister can slip you in once you make to the door. Had my son at the hospital i worked at and they were non to happy that i could come and go as i pleased due to being a office float. IE : I had the swipe card and access codes due to being a float for all the units. They were so displeased with it they asked me to stop coming and going as i pleased the next day and they knew me by name. That was back in 2010. You're going to need some real fine point scocial engineering skillz to just walk around a hospital like you own the place nowdays . How about just asking permission for a visit so you are not tossed out or worse? You’re a good guy. Op needs to act confident which ever route he takes. Or play dumb. 
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:51:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't sound like the type that fits but....... Set of scrubs ID on a lynyard around your neck blank side facing out. Grab a dynamap and walk right in. If questioned you'd need to know a bit of terminology and possibly a agency or dept name. Another problem is most mom & baby floors are electronically gated and you'd need a access card. A code or both. The three hospitals here now all have entrance security with not only a cop but someone covid screening too before you even make it past the 2nd set of doors. Another way might be claiming you have a test or appointment on another floor to get past the door screeners. That still leaves the locked security doors at mom & baby. They are locked on both sides here so not like your sister can slip you in once you make to the door. Had my son at the hospital i worked at and they were non to happy that i could come and go as i pleased due to being a office float. IE : I had the swipe card and access codes due to being a float for all the units. They were so displeased with it they asked me to stop coming and going as i pleased the next day and they knew me by name. That was back in 2010. You're going to need some real fine point scocial engineering skillz to just walk around a hospital like you own the place nowdays . How about just asking permission for a visit so you are not tossed out or worse? I like my Tourette’s angle I mean that would be like picking on the handicapped no Scum bag mother fucker cunt cunt cunt Sorry about that where did you say bitch cunt fuck that mechanical room was |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:51:39 AM EDT
[#17]
 Special Agent Mulder - F.B.I. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:52:03 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are they not allowing any visitors or what? Quote HistoryQuoted: Are they not allowing any visitors or what? Hospital policy is two visitors per 24 hours here. We had like 12 for our child. ETA: There is no blank side of a hospital ID The side opposite your mug will probably have emergency phone numbers or a key of hospital/medical codes. Quoted: Quoted: You don't sound like the type that fits but....... Set of scrubs ID on a lynyard around your neck blank side facing out. Grab a dynamap and walk right in. If questioned you'd need to know a bit of terminology and possibly a agency or dept name. Another problem is most mom & baby floors are electronically gated and you'd need a access card. A code or both. The three hospitals here now all have entrance security with not only a cop but someone covid screening too before you even make it past the 2nd set of doors. Another way might be claiming you have a test or appointment on another floor to get past the door screeners. That still leaves the locked security doors at mom & baby. They are locked on both sides here so not like your sister can slip you in once you make to the door. Had my son at the hospital i worked at and they were non to happy that i could come and go as i pleased due to being a office float. IE : I had the swipe card and access codes due to being a float for all the units. They were so displeased with it they asked me to stop coming and going as i pleased the next day and they knew me by name. That was back in 2010. You're going to need some real fine point scocial engineering skillz to just walk around a hospital like you own the place nowdays . How about just asking permission for a visit so you are not tossed out or worse? I like my Tourette’s angle I mean that would be like picking on the handicapped no Scum bag mother fucker cunt cunt cunt Sorry about that where did you say bitch cunt fuck that mechanical room was |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:52:51 AM EDT
[#19]
Front guards are now stationed up where the volunteer info people used to be. They will stop you when you come in. Tell them you're meeting your Son/SiL or whatever. Then ask if you can use the restroom. From the restroom head up to your floor.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:53:26 AM EDT
[#20]
Carry a ladder.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:57:01 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hospital policy is two visitors per 24 hours here. We had like 12 for our child. ETA: There is no blank side of a hospital ID The side opposite your mug will probably have emergency phone numbers or a key of hospital/medical codes. Ask permission Huh never thought of that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Are they not allowing any visitors or what? Hospital policy is two visitors per 24 hours here. We had like 12 for our child. ETA: There is no blank side of a hospital ID The side opposite your mug will probably have emergency phone numbers or a key of hospital/medical codes. Ask permission Huh never thought of that. Quoted: Quoted: You don't sound like the type that fits but....... Set of scrubs ID on a lynyard around your neck blank side facing out. Grab a dynamap and walk right in. If questioned you'd need to know a bit of terminology and possibly a agency or dept name. Another problem is most mom & baby floors are electronically gated and you'd need a access card. A code or both. The three hospitals here now all have entrance security with not only a cop but someone covid screening too before you even make it past the 2nd set of doors. Another way might be claiming you have a test or appointment on another floor to get past the door screeners. That still leaves the locked security doors at mom & baby. They are locked on both sides here so not like your sister can slip you in once you make to the door. Had my son at the hospital i worked at and they were non to happy that i could come and go as i pleased due to being a office float. IE : I had the swipe card and access codes due to being a float for all the units. They were so displeased with it they asked me to stop coming and going as i pleased the next day and they knew me by name. That was back in 2010. You're going to need some real fine point scocial engineering skillz to just walk around a hospital like you own the place nowdays . How about just asking permission for a visit so you are not tossed out or worse? I like my Tourette’s angle I mean that would be like picking on the handicapped no Scum bag mother fucker cunt cunt cunt Sorry about that where did you say bitch cunt fuck that mechanical room was |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:59:30 AM EDT
[#22]
Problem with all of your “pose as X” plans is that the difficult part isn’t really getting in the front door.
The challenge will be the staff in the maternity unit. An extra person present isn’t going to go unnoticed. A construction worker sitting in the waiting room, or a occupied maternity room is about as opposite of stealthy as you can get. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 2:59:48 AM EDT
[#23]
Hospital where I worked had a security breach - chick walked in with a clipboard and wandered around for half an hour before someone walked her nosy ass out.
See if you can find stairwell access from a parking garage or lower level. There’s usually multiple avenues of access. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:00:41 AM EDT
[#24]
Ask permission fuck well that’s boring
So after they refuse my admission they know who I am and shouldn’t be there ? |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:03:20 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Problem with all of your “pose as X” plans is that the difficult part isn’t really getting in the front door. The problem will be the staff in the maternity unit. An extra person present isn’t going to go unnoticed. A construction worker sitting in the waiting room, or a occupied maternity room is about as opposite of stealthy as you can get. I would think that personnel in the room would be cool with being there for my son and the birth of my grandson and wouldn’t say shit |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:04:07 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't sound like the type that fits but....... Set of scrubs ID on a lynyard around your neck blank side facing out. Grab a dynamap and walk right in. If questioned you'd need to know a bit of terminology and possibly a agency or dept name. Another problem is most mom & baby floors are electronically gated and you'd need a access card. A code or both. The three hospitals here now all have entrance security with not only a cop but someone covid screening too before you even make it past the 2nd set of doors. Another way might be claiming you have a test or appointment on another floor to get past the door screeners. That still leaves the locked security doors at mom & baby. They are locked on both sides here so not like your sister can slip you in once you make to the door. Had my son at the hospital i worked at and they were non to happy that i could come and go as i pleased due to being a office float. IE : I had the swipe card and access codes due to being a float for all the units. They were so displeased with it they asked me to stop coming and going as i pleased the next day and they knew me by name. That was back in 2010. You're going to need some real fine point scocial engineering skillz to just walk around a hospital like you own the place nowdays . How about just asking permission for a visit so you are not tossed out or worse?
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:04:26 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: put a hospital gown on. bare ass underneath for authenticity. I like this until they ask the naked guy in the hall where his gown went. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:05:08 AM EDT
[#28]
Get on the roof. Tie off a rope and repel down to the correct window. Use glass cutter and suction cups to cut a hole in the window. Enter and leave as needed.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:06:32 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would think that personnel in the room would be cool with being there for my son and the birth of my grandson and wouldn’t say shit Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Problem with all of your “pose as X” plans is that the difficult part isn’t really getting in the front door. The problem will be the staff in the maternity unit. An extra person present isn’t going to go unnoticed. A construction worker sitting in the waiting room, or a occupied maternity room is about as opposite of stealthy as you can get. I would think that personnel in the room would be cool with being there for my son and the birth of my grandson and wouldn’t say shit You really banking on every single person in the unit being ok with it? All it takes is one Karen and you are getting bounced. I’m not saying don’t try, but have realistic expectations. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:07:19 AM EDT
[#30]
Security is pretty tight around the newborn/nursery areas of hospitals. Crazy people try to steal babies.
I had to go there for meetings for about a year and I noticed how many cameras, badge-access doors and security guards there were. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:09:08 AM EDT
[#31]
The hospital near me has security with metal detectors at ER entrance and security at main hospital entrance both checking ID’s.
There’s a medical office building attached to the hospital that has open halls that lead to both ER & main hospital that have unhindered access from 8:00 am to 5:00 pm. Easy to just enter through that entrance as long as you know where you’re going. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:09:45 AM EDT
[#32]
Why is OP being stopped from the birth of his grandkid?
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:10:51 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Security is pretty tight around the newborn/nursery areas of hospitals. Crazy people try to steal babies. Yep. It's been a LONG time for me, but I had a wrist band that basically got me in when I showed it. Congrats! |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:12:30 AM EDT
[#34]
I walked around at fast pace with a clip board for my last year of enlistment, no one ever bothered to ask me what I was doing, so I skipped out on all of the extra chores around the squadron. A clip board might work for you.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:12:35 AM EDT
[#35]
Honestly7 years ago the hospital I work at,if you acted like you knew were you were going. You could go just about any where.
That's changed alot. Lots and lots of cameras,Badge only access even to enter building other than main lobby. Main entrance is walk through security and then main lobby. You're not getting through in your Centas shirt and tool box. All certified contractors have to badge in. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:13:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. It's been a LONG time for me, but I had a wrist band that basically got me in when I showed it. Congrats! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Security is pretty tight around the newborn/nursery areas of hospitals. Crazy people try to steal babies. Yep. It's been a LONG time for me, but I had a wrist band that basically got me in when I showed it. Congrats! This, too. You usually don't get into the newborn/labor area unless you're already on the list Locked doors, gatekeepers behind glass. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:15:26 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hospital policy is two visitors per 24 hours here. We had like 12 for our child. ETA: There is no blank side of a hospital ID The side opposite your mug will probably have emergency phone numbers or a key of hospital/medical codes. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:15:42 AM EDT
[#38]
Walk in like a fucking man and tell the cucks you’re going to see your grandson
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:16:54 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. It's been a LONG time for me, but I had a wrist band that basically got me in when I showed it. Congrats! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Security is pretty tight around the newborn/nursery areas of hospitals. Crazy people try to steal babies. Yep. It's been a LONG time for me, but I had a wrist band that basically got me in when I showed it. Congrats! Yeah I think all the babies have wristband identification so they dont get mixed up. Impressive you remember that early
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:18:00 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Security is pretty tight around the newborn/nursery areas of hospitals. Crazy people try to steal babies. I had to go there for meetings for about a year and I noticed how many cameras, badge-access doors and security guards there were. This. All joking aside you shouldn't try this. It's not like getting onto a normal unit. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:19:01 AM EDT
[#41]
oh ya, EMT,firefighter, nope unless actually working and bringing patients into the ambulance bay don't try to play the I'm a hero card. You'll get tossed as fast as as anyone.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:36:56 AM EDT
[#42]
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:55:31 AM EDT
[#43]
Congrats OP.
Both on the grandchild and the “tell me you’re a boomer without saying boomer” thread.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:56:13 AM EDT
[#44]
Naked with full erection.
Move fast. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 3:58:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Why am I reading this thread?
Best of luck OP. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 4:01:26 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: oh ya, EMT,firefighter, nope unless actually working and bringing patients into the ambulance bay don't try to play the I'm a hero card. You'll get tossed as fast as as anyone. Okay, so we've finally found some thing that a LEO has an advantage at over the hose draggers.  Took a guy into the hospital recently as a courtesy ride, so he could go see his best friend who was in. Rules said only one visitor..but no one wanted to tell me I wasn't allowed to accompany the dude in there. Realistically, if you're in uniform you totally could wander around a hospital without question. Except impersonating a LEO is a crime, and you'd probably be put to work trying to capture an out of control patient or something. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 4:05:14 AM EDT
[#47]
Not a great idea nowadays. I got to be right thar looking right into the gaping hole of 3 lower lateral cut deliveries. C Sections. I even got to watch them cut the tubes and tie the knots and do the stitches. It was glorious. Lotsa dreams for months with those images.
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Posted: 1/8/2022 4:09:19 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not a great idea nowadays. I got to be right thar looking right into the gaping hole of 3 lower lateral cut deliveries. C Sections. I even got to watch them cut the tubes and tie the knots and do the stitches. It was glorious. Lotsa dreams for months with those images. |
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Posted: 1/8/2022 4:12:50 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s what I’m talking about. And to the poster above. Yes Florida man we have a reputation to uphold damnt Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sons a firefighter Emt so he has access. So what’s my angle ? Construction worker roll in with my pack out system and a clip board ? Construction worker with Tourette’s Yeah ah hi I’m looking for the douche bag asshole asshole asshole cunt mechanical room on the 2nd floor bitch fuck you fuck you. I have a mask if need be . That’s what I’m talking about. And to the poster above. Yes Florida man we have a reputation to uphold damnt you will forget all about this after you sober up...
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Posted: 1/8/2022 4:15:39 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is OP being stopped from the birth of his grandkid? dont ask questions you already know the answer to, its not edgy or slick. its just dumb looking honestly. (i dont agree with the stupid rules either, i missed my grandchild's birth also.) |
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