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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:24:51 PM EST
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:24:58 PM EST
[#2]
Hookers are way, way cheaper.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:25:13 PM EST
[#3]
This is an awful thread, OP.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:25:27 PM EST
[#4]
Wut
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:25:34 PM EST
[#5]
thank you Jesus for the tips
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:25:37 PM EST
[#6]
Can you tell me about following hookers around?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:26:23 PM EST
[#7]
Bonjour, m’lady.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:26:25 PM EST
[#8]
Allrighty then
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:26:30 PM EST
[#9]
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:26:52 PM EST
[#10]
$2-500.00
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:27:38 PM EST
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:27:54 PM EST
[#12]
This is one of those tips on how to get laid from a guy who never gets laid, isn't it?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:27:56 PM EST
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:28:09 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:28:21 PM EST
[#15]
Waitress, or did you mean stripper?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:28:43 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $2-500.00 Tipping -$498 is not going to impress her. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:28:48 PM EST
[#17]
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:29:20 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $2-500.00 I'm more of a 3-499.00 kinda guy. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:29:28 PM EST
[#19]
Thanks dad.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:29:43 PM EST
[#20]
Pics of waitress that’s impressed by a $2 tip |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:29:58 PM EST
[#21]
Sweet Jesus you are desperate OP.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:30:20 PM EST
[#22]
So how many waitresses have you won over with that scheme?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:30:55 PM EST
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:31:00 PM EST
[#24]
I now have holiday plans. Thanks op!
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:31:05 PM EST
[#25]
It is much easier to go to a Mom and Pop Breakfast and lunch taco place and pick up one of the bubble butt waitress from Guatemala.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:31:53 PM EST
[#26]
Get some, OP
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:31:54 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd be closer to the $2. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:31:56 PM EST
[#28]
Stalking
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:31:58 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: thank you Jesus for the tips That's what she said. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:32:05 PM EST
[#30]
you fail OP....
stop projecting... 
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:32:13 PM EST
[#31]
OP is at the truckstop right now tryin to pick up Big Karen with a $2 bill.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:32:21 PM EST
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:32:25 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is an awful thread, OP. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:32:45 PM EST
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I log on.
This is the first thread I clicked on. Think I will just log back off. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:33:00 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? It’s never free |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:33:14 PM EST
[#36]
Yeah, waitresses won't buy you guns as Christmas presents.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:33:28 PM EST
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Its carry out only here now. Is there a foolproof way to lure her to my van?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:01 PM EST
[#38]
I heard that if you put your dick in a blender but only hit the mix button instead of chop. Nothing bad will happen!
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:05 PM EST
[#39]
I tipped her the $2 dollars like you said everytime... then tripled it to SIX and used those smooth pickup lines you mentioned.
No joy. What gives?! |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:11 PM EST
[#40]
I believe they call this stalking, and then you become the creepy diner that always asks for Mary Sue, she only keeps coming because of the tips she needs, but you in reality creep her and her coworkers out.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:19 PM EST
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I compliment them on their appropriate amount of flair, agree with them their boss is a dick, and then tell them about my goal to be happy is to just do whatever I want.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:20 PM EST
[#42]
AK...
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:30 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is at the truckstop right now tryin to pick up Big Karen with a $2 bill. Is OP at the Iron Skillet Restaurant? |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:32 PM EST
[#44]
Lol
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:34:37 PM EST
[#45]
Damn.
I gave the lady that owns the sushi place we’ve been going to for 15 years 100% tip on last 4 to go orders just because they closed indoor dining and I don’t want to see them shut down. Guess I need to ask her out to dinner.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:35:01 PM EST
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Wait, is OP the same OP who had the long ass thread about how to hook up with chicks by being a giant dickhead? Is this Part Deuce?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:35:09 PM EST
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:35:09 PM EST
[#48]
Hookers are cheaper and you only have to pay her once.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:35:13 PM EST
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I'll never have "throw $1000 at every chick I'd like to go on a date with" money, so I'll stick to just not being a fat creepy fuck.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 9:35:17 PM EST
[#50]
Next up on the OP's series on how to get laid:
Picking up the grocery story check-out girl! Go to the grocery store over and over and buy tons of expensive shit you don't need. Smile. Brush your teeth. Ask about her pets. Do other creepy stalker shit. Wait for her in the parking lot. Ask her number. Don't follow too closely when she runs away and screams for the cops/security/her boyfriend. Do this often enough, she may fellate you right on aisle ten on the next visit! |
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