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Posted: 9/27/2011 11:31:29 AM EST

[#1]

Food poisoning from a hamburger at Juxie's.

Posted: 9/27/2011 11:42:02 AM EST

[#2]

Boredom.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:33:09 PM EST

[#3]

Rabid salamander attack

Posted: 10/4/2011 1:15:36 AM EST

[#4]

Overgold

Posted: 10/4/2011 1:40:22 AM EST

[#5]

Drain Bammage.

-RB

Eta, I think this is my longest running thread to date!

Posted: 10/4/2011 1:46:15 AM EST

[#6]

bumped to death by a rabid chipmunk with space herpies

Posted: 10/4/2011 1:49:01 AM EST

[#7]

hail of bullets

Posted: 10/4/2011 9:57:29 AM EST

[#8]

Diabeetus

Posted: 10/4/2011 9:58:40 AM EST

[#9]

Butt Out

Posted: 10/4/2011 10:14:43 AM EST

[#10]

eaten by Babcat

Posted: 10/4/2011 10:16:20 AM EST

[#11]

Mistaken for a hodgie and taken out with an M4

Posted: 10/4/2011 10:21:54 AM EST

[#12]

He won't die; he'll just fade away...

Posted: 10/4/2011 10:31:15 AM EST

[#13]

Impailed on a fine line between stupid and clever.

Posted: 10/4/2011 10:45:50 AM EST

[#14]

Celery overdose

Posted: 10/4/2011 10:53:18 AM EST

[#15]

aids of the ass

Posted: 10/5/2011 2:34:31 PM EST

[#16]

Quoted:

aids of the ass

Occupational hazard...happens to proctologists all the time

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:24:10 PM EST

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
aids of the ass

Occupational hazard...happens to proctologists all the time

Assassinated by Sarah Connor.

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:24:58 PM EST

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
aids of the ass

Occupational hazard...happens to proctologists all the time

Assassinated by Sarah Connor.

Texting gay messages while driving.

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:27:48 PM EST

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
aids of the ass

Occupational hazard...happens to proctologists all the time

Assassinated by Sarah Connor.

Texting gay messages while driving.

Waiting for the titans to win a super bowl

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:28:39 PM EST

[#20]

>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:29:04 PM EST

[#21]

Nevermind, beatn

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:29:11 PM EST

[#22]

Driving in a dust storm.

Posted: 10/5/2011 8:47:44 PM EST

[#23]

Read whole thread, got really weirded out then, in a fit of bewilderment, fell down the stairs.

Posted: 10/5/2011 9:31:08 PM EST

[#24]

Fell down an up escalator

Posted: 10/5/2011 9:49:33 PM EST

[#25]

Asphyxiated between the thighs of Xenia Onatopp.

You're welcome

Posted: 10/6/2011 9:34:51 AM EST

[#26]

Crushed under 5 standard tons of styrofoam

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:00:45 AM EST

[#27]

wont be fast and it want be pretty

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:22:32 AM EST

[#28]

gingivitis

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:25:25 AM EST

[#29]

moose stampede

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:28:02 AM EST

[#30]

blunt force trauma to the head after trying to hang himself with a bungee rope

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:34:58 AM EST

[#31]

Quoted:

blunt force trauma to the head after trying to hang himself with a bungee rope

Massive coronary as he finds out that Wayne Rooney is in cahoots with his dad and uncle, and will be banned from football forever. England consequently slips back to mediocrity and is eliminated from Euro 2012 by Germany. Again.

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:37:08 AM EST

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
blunt force trauma to the head after trying to hang himself with a bungee rope

Massive coronary as he finds out that Wayne Rooney is in cahoots with his dad and uncle, and will be banned from football forever. England consequently slips back to mediocrity and is eliminated from Euro 2012 by Germany. Again.

Iron Maiden.

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:42:53 AM EST

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

blunt force trauma to the head after trying to hang himself with a bungee rope

Massive coronary as he finds out that Wayne Rooney is in cahoots with his dad and uncle, and will be banned from football forever. England consequently slips back to mediocrity and is eliminated from Euro 2012 by Germany. Again.

Iron Maiden.

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:50:33 AM EST

[#34]

Slowly and painfully.

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:55:36 AM EST

[#35]

12 gauge buckshot entering the anal cavity at point black range due to the trickiness of a Waskally Wabbit.

Posted: 10/6/2011 10:59:40 AM EST

[#36]

Irritable Bowel Syndrome, misdiagnosed as Lupus

Posted: 10/6/2011 11:00:30 AM EST

[#37]

the sign said " don't walk , he walked

Posted: 10/6/2011 11:08:57 AM EST

[#38]

Quoted:

Slowly and painfully.

You need to get over it. Seriously.

Posted: 10/6/2011 11:11:16 AM EST

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Slowly and painfully.

You need to get over it. Seriously.

Trying to convince someone that birdshot is not the best home defense load...

Posted: 10/6/2011 11:26:00 AM EST

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Slowly and painfully.

You need to get over it. Seriously.

Trying to convince someone that birdshot is not the best home defense load...

While driving a Fiat Panda over a cliff in flames.

Posted: 10/6/2011 1:33:13 PM EST

[#41]

Anal bleaching gone awry.

Posted: 10/6/2011 1:37:38 PM EST

[#42]

Trampled by a pink moose.

Posted: 10/7/2011 5:53:51 AM EST

[#43]

attacked and gnawed on to death by a pack of rabid angry beavers.

Posted: 10/7/2011 12:54:35 PM EST

[#44]

Quoted:
attacked and gnawed on to death by a pack of rabid angry beavers.

Denying everything.

Posted: 10/7/2011 12:55:42 PM EST

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
attacked and gnawed on to death by a pack of rabid angry beavers.

Denying everything.

snakebite, duh!

Posted: 10/7/2011 1:03:27 PM EST

[#46]

Took "in the rear with the gear" the wrong way.

Posted: 10/7/2011 1:11:31 PM EST

[#47]

Quoted:
Took "in the rear with the gear" the wrong way.

Killed by a yeti.

Sexed to death.

Posted: 10/7/2011 1:12:49 PM EST

[#48]

A friend will ask him to drive them to somewhere in Detroit. When they get there the "friend" will shoot him as part of a gang initiation, leave him for dead, and steal his car then go brag to their friends.