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Posted: 10/7/2011 1:23:41 PM EST
[#1]
Kidnapped by a roving band of Mexican midget sex cannibals, basted in a broth of honey sauce and marshmallows, while having his prostate delicately massaged by the Midget King's personal prostrating tool, which coincidentally, runs on hip motion.
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Posted: 10/7/2011 1:26:39 PM EST
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Quoted: Kidnapped by a roving band of Mexican midget sex cannibals, basted in a broth of honey sauce and marshmallows, while having his prostate delicately massaged by the Midget King's personal prostrating tool, which coincidentally, runs on hip motion. Sheep Aids |
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Posted: 10/7/2011 2:37:53 PM EST
[#3]
Kicked in face by horse
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Posted: 10/7/2011 3:34:09 PM EST
[#4]
Licked to death by a hormonally challenged horde of feral cats.
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Posted: 10/7/2011 3:35:48 PM EST
[#5]
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Licked to death by a hormonally challenged horde of feral cats. He will eat dog food until his stomach bursts. |
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Posted: 10/7/2011 3:36:32 PM EST
[#6]
Quoted:
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Licked to death by a hormonally challenged horde of feral cats. He will eat dog food until his stomach bursts. He'll be hunted down by a paul bot. |
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Posted: 10/7/2011 3:39:18 PM EST
[#7]
Alien buttsecks?? Watch your anus!!!
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Posted: 10/7/2011 3:54:17 PM EST
[#8]
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Alien buttsecks?? Watch your anus!!! Will choke to death on asparagus at the age of 92. |
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Posted: 10/7/2011 4:33:34 PM EST
[#9]
stung to death by angry hornets after sticking dick in the hornet's nest.
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Posted: 10/7/2011 4:34:56 PM EST
[#10]
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stung to death by angry hornets after sticking dick in the hornet's nest. peacefully, in his sleep |
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Posted: 10/7/2011 10:37:24 PM EST
[#11]
Death..........by snu snu
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Posted: 10/7/2011 10:41:20 PM EST
[#12]
Elvis style.
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Posted: 10/7/2011 10:42:15 PM EST
[#13]
hate crime
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Posted: 10/7/2011 11:34:51 PM EST
[#14]
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hate crime Yekimak... He lives in podunk Alaska. Nuff said. Btw, he will be the end of you 
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Posted: 10/7/2011 11:36:27 PM EST
[#15]
Streptococcus pyrogenes
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Posted: 10/7/2011 11:38:02 PM EST
[#16]
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Streptococcus pyrogenes Ouch dude. Just ow. |
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Posted: 10/7/2011 11:41:43 PM EST
[#17]
It's better than ebola.
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Posted: 10/7/2011 11:43:08 PM EST
[#18]
Parachutist will fall on him.
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Posted: 10/7/2011 11:47:52 PM EST
[#19]
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Parachutist will fall on him. Mad Cow Disease, or a horrible Fleshlight accident. 
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Posted: 10/8/2011 12:02:58 AM EST
[#20]
Yeast infection.
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Posted: 10/8/2011 12:05:32 AM EST
[#21]
OD on white wimmen
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Posted: 10/8/2011 10:32:18 AM EST
[#22]
mauled by a rapid pack of long haired chihuahuas
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Posted: 10/8/2011 10:30:51 PM EST
[#23]
Didn't se the train a'comin'.
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Posted: 10/8/2011 10:41:56 PM EST
[#24]
Violent seizues induced by Googling a "Blue Waffle"
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Posted: 10/8/2011 11:00:28 PM EST
[#25]
Quoted: Violent seizues induced by Googling a "Blue Waffle" Death by a thousand dicks. |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 11:43:53 PM EST
[#26]
Choked on a sootikin.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 12:00:46 AM EST
[#27]
Stood too close to Rosie O'Donnells' turkey leg, and got sucked into the jet intake below her nose.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 1:28:26 AM EST
[#28]
Converted to Islam, died from Bacon withdrawals.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 1:53:00 AM EST
[#29]
should have just handed the laser over to wu when he asked nice
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Posted: 10/9/2011 1:59:07 AM EST
[#30]
Consuming the local cuisine.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:14:24 AM EST
[#31]
taken from behind
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:16:21 AM EST
[#32]
drowned when a North Sea-born tsunami will destroy Great-Britain following the crash of an asteroid in the precedently mentionned sea.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:20:02 AM EST
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drowned when a North Sea-born tsunami will destroy Great-Britain following the crash of an asteroid in the precedently mentionned sea. eaten by squirrels
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:21:14 AM EST
[#34]
Eaten by his pet raptors.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:02:18 AM EST
[#35]
Lung Cancer
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:05:54 AM EST
[#36]
defending his dog from the feds
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:07:38 AM EST
[#37]
Defending his homeland from hordes of hadji (with a bat and butter knife)
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:10:28 AM EST
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Quoted: Defending his homeland from hordes of hadji (with a bat and butter knife)  did you know you can stab a man with a 6x2 with the right amount of motivation and force  |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:25:32 AM EST
[#39]
Quoted: Quoted: Defending his homeland from hordes of hadji (with a bat and butter knife) did you know you can stab a man with a 6x2 with the right amount of motivation and force There's hope for you* yet (*Our distant cousins across the big pond) |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:43:31 AM EST
[#40]
Accidental Discharge....
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:48:44 AM EST
[#41]
Dipped in cheese, deep fried, and sensuously consumed by Rosie O'Donell in her favorite slicked up oiled down assless chapped Gimp suit.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:49:47 AM EST
[#42]
Trampled and eaten by a goat
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Posted: 10/9/2011 11:11:37 AM EST
[#43]
Land shark.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:42:47 PM EST
[#44]
likely to be eaten by a grue
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:44:45 PM EST
[#45]
accidentally shot in the annual Ernest Hemingway shotgun cleaning contest
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:55:07 PM EST
[#46]
Recanted and apologized for something. It's a phenomenon similar to the division of zero |
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Posted: 10/10/2011 5:48:44 AM EST
[#47]
Because of shock from winning the UHFO contest !
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Posted: 10/10/2011 6:55:20 AM EST
[#48]
Allergic reaction to the Dillo Dust in his prize pack!
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Posted: 10/10/2011 1:40:54 PM EST
[#49]
Spitwad sent sailing across the room and somehow lodged in an airway.
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Posted: 10/10/2011 1:43:03 PM EST
[#50]
Masturbating furiously.
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