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Posted: 10/10/2011 3:23:32 PM EDT
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Masturbating furiously. In a closet hanging from that scarf, Penis in hand 
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Posted: 10/10/2011 3:37:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Grandkid traveled back in time and killed him.
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Posted: 10/12/2011 9:49:04 AM EDT
[#3]
underwear bomb went off prematurely in own underwear.
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Posted: 10/12/2011 10:00:08 AM EDT
[#4]
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underwear bomb went off prematurely in own underwear. Look at his avatar, need I say more? 
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Posted: 10/12/2011 10:14:16 AM EDT
[#5]
Cake, Marine Corps Ball, contaminated sabre. Food poisoning.
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:22:53 AM EDT
[#6]
tier 1 pie.
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Posted: 10/12/2011 6:42:21 PM EDT
[#7]
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Masturbating furiously. In a closet hanging from that scarf, Penis in hand That's called a "Carradine". I'll add a butt plug to my setup. |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 7:29:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Gerbil decided to make a run for it.
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:59:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Nanuk of the North decided to wear him for a hat |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 9:23:49 PM EDT
[#10]
death by sneaky pack of ninja midgets
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Posted: 10/13/2011 2:37:44 AM EDT
[#11]
absorbed by The Matrix
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Posted: 10/13/2011 2:50:52 AM EDT
[#12]
Hypothermia on a three dog night
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Posted: 10/13/2011 9:45:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Sasquatch
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Posted: 10/13/2011 9:47:02 PM EDT
[#14]
Crushed by having Janet Reno sitting on his face
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Posted: 10/13/2011 9:48:15 PM EDT
[#15]
implosion
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:47:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Swept away by a flood of lemmings making their way to the cliffs
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Posted: 10/14/2011 5:33:24 AM EDT
[#17]
Patton shows up.
roy d...and pimp slaps him to death |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 4:34:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Accidentally humped to death by a bull while facilitating animal husbandry.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 4:57:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Full of cancer from his ass clear up to his eyeballs. Hopefully though the AIDS will kill him before the cancer does
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Posted: 10/14/2011 7:55:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Lack of imagination
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Posted: 10/14/2011 7:59:45 PM EDT
[#21]
gila monster bite to the jugular
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Posted: 10/14/2011 11:23:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Juggalo bite to the jugular.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 11:27:59 PM EDT
[#23]
A giant fish hook
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:31:23 AM EDT
[#24]
infected giraffe bite.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 7:27:18 AM EDT
[#25]
will be dragged overboard by a giant skate while fishing halibut
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Posted: 10/15/2011 7:38:08 AM EDT
[#26]
I can't specify the actual cause, but suffice it to say that a large diameter pvc pipe, several dead and alive gerbils, and a half empty container of Slick50 will be found at the scene, and a note scribbled in the last minutes of death addressed to Richard Gere, simply saying "FUCK YOU Richard Gere!"
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Posted: 10/15/2011 7:47:53 AM EDT
[#27]
Sex with Snookie
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Posted: 10/15/2011 7:56:48 AM EDT
[#28]
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Sex with Snookie 
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Posted: 10/15/2011 7:58:55 AM EDT
[#29]
Old and lonely.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 3:58:28 PM EDT
[#30]
With too fucking many NFA toys.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:36:40 PM EDT
[#31]
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With too fucking many NFA toys. fapping too much.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:37:25 PM EDT
[#32]
Not fapping enough!!!!
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:38:59 PM EDT
[#33]
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Not fapping enough!!!! stranded in the mountains and eaten by a family of bears 
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:40:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Crushed and suffocated by a 700 pound woman riding him her reverse cowgirl.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:44:56 PM EDT
[#35]
INXS style.
And XCR is a she. |
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:46:54 PM EDT
[#36]
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INXS style. And XCR is a she. Even better!!!!! 
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Posted: 10/15/2011 4:48:43 PM EDT
[#37]
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INXS style. And XCR is a she. Even better!!!!! Fine. Then you have a heart attack while trying to pull the 700 lb chick off of me.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 5:00:50 PM EDT
[#38]
in her sleep, like my dear, sweet departed grandmother. Not screaming like the passengers in her car.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:16:50 PM EDT
[#39]
will choke to death on a green lifesaver
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:17:40 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: will choke to death on a green lifesaver Gunned down by his avatar while wearing a bullwinkle costume. |
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:20:26 PM EDT
[#41]
Eaten by a possum after his flintlock fails and is mailed by a grizzly and left for dead.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:22:05 PM EDT
[#42]
naked, frollicking with his bretheren in the winter woods.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:22:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Fighting a Bald Eagle and a Bear over a green Life Saver.
Bumpfiring in a Bumpstocking in East Bump Fucksatan.
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Posted: 10/15/2011 6:26:42 PM EDT
[#44]
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Fighting a Bald Eagle and a Bear over a green Life Saver.
Bumpfiring in a Bumpstocking in East Bump Fucksatan. Eating by the missing dog. |
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Posted: 10/16/2011 2:13:55 AM EDT
[#45]
avatar change gone horribly wrong.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 4:17:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Being punched by a horse.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 4:32:10 AM EDT
[#47]
Extreme Panic attack.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 4:34:29 AM EDT
[#48]
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Extreme Panic attack. An attempt at a third dog will be his demise. |
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Posted: 10/16/2011 4:42:00 AM EDT
[#49]
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An attempt at a third dog will be his demise. Run over by a wireframe light cycle from Tron. |
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Posted: 10/16/2011 4:47:21 AM EDT
[#50]
Panic attack.
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