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Posted: 10/16/2011 7:36:08 AM EDT
[#1]
parasitic shellfish poisoning
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Posted: 10/16/2011 11:02:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Møøse bite.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 11:03:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Mongo.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 11:25:37 AM EDT
[#4]
Busybody knight.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 8:36:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Busybody knight. Afucking swampcooler will fall of it's 2x4 and cinderblock braces and crush his little bitty skull against a sidewalk. 
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Posted: 10/16/2011 8:38:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Piano wire and superglue
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Posted: 10/16/2011 8:57:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Big fucking purple dragon
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Posted: 10/16/2011 8:59:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Little green men
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Posted: 10/16/2011 9:01:41 PM EDT
[#9]
infected hemorrhoid
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Posted: 10/16/2011 9:10:04 PM EDT
[#10]
Killed by a grammar Nazi.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 9:12:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Stabbed by the 21 foot rule guy.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 9:13:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Blading.
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Posted: 10/16/2011 10:56:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Went to draw his gun in a firefight, but accidentally grabbed his stethescope instead.
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Posted: 10/17/2011 12:58:17 AM EDT
[#14]
Waiting for a form 4 to be approved .
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Posted: 10/17/2011 1:50:22 AM EDT
[#15]
eaten by a rabid moose.
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Posted: 10/17/2011 6:03:16 AM EDT
[#16]
breaking in to the wrong rec room |
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Posted: 10/17/2011 6:10:28 AM EDT
[#17]
By showing his peepee to Sarah Palin.
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Posted: 10/17/2011 11:15:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Run down by a gang of senior citizens on Rascal scooters
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Posted: 10/17/2011 11:20:19 PM EDT
[#19]
Suffocated during a hot, passionate night with a roll of bubble wrap
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Posted: 10/17/2011 11:35:52 PM EDT
[#20]
Rattlesnake bite
On his penis |
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Posted: 10/17/2011 11:51:28 PM EDT
[#21]
From a horrible disease he contracted while eating Nerds out of a strippers... BUTT-HOOOOOOLE !!!! . |
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Posted: 10/18/2011 12:33:43 AM EDT
[#22]
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From a horrible disease he contracted while eating Nerds out of a strippers... BUTT-HOOOOOOLE !!!! . Walked into a tail rotor. |
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Posted: 10/18/2011 12:52:21 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
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From a horrible disease he contracted while eating Nerds out of a strippers... BUTT-HOOOOOOLE !!!! . Walked into a tail rotor. Isolated incident. |
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Posted: 10/18/2011 1:18:18 AM EDT
[#24]
Skull fucked by zombified blue helmets.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 4:51:15 AM EDT
[#25]
will be tread on
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Posted: 10/18/2011 5:13:19 AM EDT
[#26]
Voted off the "Island" |
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Posted: 10/18/2011 9:11:48 AM EDT
[#27]
bad tamale
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Posted: 10/18/2011 9:22:14 AM EDT
[#28]
Gonna be hung.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 9:29:41 AM EDT
[#29]
Burn in wildfire
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Posted: 10/18/2011 9:35:39 AM EDT
[#30]
Shot by "joke makes no sense" police.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 9:45:35 AM EDT
[#31]
Run over on the highway by a lumberjack tree surgeon.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 9:59:14 AM EDT
[#32]
Enema gone horribly wrong.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 10:00:57 AM EDT
[#33]
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Enema gone horribly wrong. Dammit. I knew I should have stayed the hell out of this thread!
<slips quietly away> |
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Posted: 10/18/2011 11:06:08 AM EDT
[#34]
His name in the afterlife will be "Splut".
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Posted: 10/18/2011 11:20:00 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: His name in the afterlife will be "Splut". "Surprise" buttsex |
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Posted: 10/18/2011 11:31:46 AM EDT
[#36]
Jumping the counter at McDonalds... Lead pipe to the dome!
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Posted: 10/18/2011 1:09:20 PM EDT
[#37]
He'll die of a bad burrito and a broken heart after being forced to re-locate to New Jersey for a job
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Posted: 10/18/2011 3:39:53 PM EDT
[#38]
Sucked into a jet engine, exhaust frying chickens in a barnyard.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 3:50:24 PM EDT
[#39]
alcohol poisoning while fixing the computer!
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Posted: 10/18/2011 3:54:24 PM EDT
[#40]
Botulism. From eating a 75 year old can of pineapple.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 4:36:11 PM EDT
[#41]
crows while covered in honey and birdseed.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 4:43:25 PM EDT
[#42]
The guy above me die
 ...Probably not from choking on Obama's dick..
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Posted: 10/18/2011 5:44:48 PM EDT
[#43]
From eating the "mints" out of all the urinals at the boy scout camp. SICKO
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Posted: 10/18/2011 6:17:25 PM EDT
[#44]
Heart attack..
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Posted: 10/18/2011 6:17:46 PM EDT
[#45]
Autoerotic asphyixiation, a la David Carradine.
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Posted: 10/18/2011 6:19:11 PM EDT
[#46]
repeated anal probing from fledgling aliens in rectal exploration 101
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Posted: 10/18/2011 7:24:59 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Heart attack.. THATS IT
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Posted: 10/18/2011 7:46:12 PM EDT
[#48]
Gets run over by the street sweeping truck while stumbling home after the St. Patrick's day pub crawl.
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Posted: 10/19/2011 6:10:09 AM EDT
[#49]
Single engine plane crash. Well, it had more to start with, but when it went down it just had the one.
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Posted: 10/19/2011 7:31:07 PM EDT
[#50]
Complications pertaining to the ingestion of fermented seal flippers
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