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Posted: 10/19/2011 8:02:24 PM EST
[#1]
autocorrect induced homicide. Meant to tell wife he was at Mitchell's house, but he mistyped and it was autocorrected to Michelle's.
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Posted: 10/19/2011 10:52:59 PM EST
[#2]
Rascal scooter crushed in an unfortunate drive-in accident.
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Posted: 10/19/2011 11:07:07 PM EST
[#3]
Goes trick-or-treating as a zombie this year. Half of Arfcom (led my Aimless) believe the apocalypse is actually happening and retaliates.
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Posted: 10/19/2011 11:27:13 PM EST
[#4]
Ate at Denny's
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Posted: 10/19/2011 11:28:34 PM EST
[#5]
Quoted: Ate at Denny's Was in the general vicinity when I ate at Denny's 
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Posted: 10/20/2011 12:46:29 AM EST
[#6]
Quoted: Quoted: Ate at Denny's Was in the general vicinity when I ate at Denny's  The Said Denny's was in front of a La Quinta OP was staying at. |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 12:51:39 AM EST
[#7]
Disgruntled house keeping lady vacuum attack
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Posted: 10/20/2011 1:59:05 AM EST
[#8]
Choked on a quarter pounder.
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Posted: 10/20/2011 2:33:08 AM EST
[#9]
Steps in a bear trap and dies while gnawing off own leg.
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Posted: 10/20/2011 2:53:16 AM EST
[#10]
Succumbs to extreme case of mange and distemper.
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Posted: 10/20/2011 4:41:54 AM EST
[#11]
hit on the head by falling Romanian spy satellite
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Posted: 10/20/2011 4:45:29 AM EST
[#12]
Raped and killed by a herpetic monkey.
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Posted: 10/20/2011 4:54:43 AM EST
[#13]
Commits suicide when the cable gets stuck on the Lifetime network.
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Posted: 10/20/2011 4:59:33 AM EST
[#14]
Quoted: Commits suicide when the cable gets stuck on the Lifetime network. Aha!!! I don't have cable TV (only cable modem). Eat that! Dies from eating that. |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 5:05:42 AM EST
[#15]
Commits suicide when his cable modem gets stuck on the HOTD forum.
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Posted: 10/22/2011 5:06:17 AM EST
[#16]
Carpal Tunnel/HOTD |
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Posted: 10/22/2011 6:28:53 AM EST
[#17]
Duct taped to tannerite.
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Posted: 10/22/2011 6:53:18 AM EST
[#18]
will choke on a turkey bone
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Posted: 10/22/2011 6:53:29 AM EST
[#19]
Kaboom from shooting 6.8 in a 5.56 ar
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Posted: 10/22/2011 9:25:28 PM EST
[#20]
freak cactus accident.
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Posted: 10/22/2011 9:26:11 PM EST
[#21]
By a Barney the Dinosaur Fart...
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Posted: 10/22/2011 9:26:46 PM EST
[#22]
Got butt hole AIDS from Obama.
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Posted: 10/22/2011 9:37:32 PM EST
[#23]
forgot his "safe-word"
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Posted: 10/22/2011 10:22:46 PM EST
[#24]
Bludgeoned to death by Webster's Dictionary
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Posted: 10/22/2011 10:58:19 PM EST
[#25]
Overdose by McRib
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Posted: 10/22/2011 11:00:19 PM EST
[#26]
diabetus
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Posted: 10/22/2011 11:01:14 PM EST
[#27]
honey badger attack
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Posted: 10/22/2011 11:07:04 PM EST
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Posted: 10/22/2011 11:45:00 PM EST
[#29]
Hemorrhagic e-coli
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Posted: 10/23/2011 12:25:42 AM EST
[#30]
Gang raped by tall men.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 1:35:35 AM EST
[#31]
Drunk and in the gutter.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 2:01:44 AM EST
[#32]
Fatal, massive diarreah attack caused by drinking mexican icewater.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 2:02:47 AM EST
[#33]
Exploding Glock.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 2:04:14 AM EST
[#34]
Eyes and throat clawed out by an angry bald eagle with a US flag painted on its face
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Posted: 10/23/2011 5:03:54 AM EST
[#35]
He'll fall on his own sword
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Posted: 10/23/2011 8:32:12 AM EST
[#36]
beat to death by a gang of outlaw midget bikers
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Posted: 10/23/2011 8:33:13 AM EST
[#37]
Choking on a bowl of spotted dick.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 8:37:37 AM EST
[#38]
Parachute failure
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Posted: 10/23/2011 8:38:43 AM EST
[#39]
Quoted:
Parachute failure beaten to death with a frozen armadillo |
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Posted: 10/23/2011 8:39:50 AM EST
[#40]
Quoted:
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Parachute failure beaten to death with a frozen armadillo Blood loss from spontaneous rectal bleeding. |
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Posted: 10/23/2011 11:40:05 AM EST
[#41]
On the ramparts, killing the fuckers that want to kill his country.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 11:40:20 AM EST
[#42]
brain freeze
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Posted: 10/23/2011 11:48:21 AM EST
[#43]
That Russian Volcano that is getting ready to blow up. |
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Posted: 10/23/2011 12:50:38 PM EST
[#44]
Dead from a heart attack triggered by taking too many poppers at a gay orgy.
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Posted: 10/23/2011 12:56:16 PM EST
[#45]
ticks
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Posted: 10/23/2011 10:33:37 PM EST
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Posted: 10/23/2011 10:41:18 PM EST
[#47]
Forced to watch all the newer Adam Sandler movies
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Posted: 10/23/2011 10:47:49 PM EST
[#48]
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Forced to watch all the newer Adam Sandler movies One day from retirement on the shitter. |
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Posted: 10/23/2011 10:55:23 PM EST
[#49]
Too much circular bacon
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Posted: 10/23/2011 11:08:55 PM EST
[#50]
embarrassment over CA's new gun laws.
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