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Posted: 10/24/2011 12:25:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: embarrassment over CA's new gun laws.  It's likely   Anyway, pissed off midgets |
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Posted: 10/24/2011 1:56:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Shanked in the bathroom at a Bieber concert.
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Posted: 10/24/2011 3:15:58 AM EDT
[#3]
Mustard gas.
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Posted: 10/24/2011 3:26:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Slips on own prolapsed colon, falls into a volcano. |
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Posted: 10/24/2011 11:21:10 AM EDT
[#5]
The wolves finally fattened him up enough to eat him
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Posted: 10/25/2011 12:15:29 AM EDT
[#6]
Eating one of those hamburgers that accidentally fell behind the stove.
Food poisoning is a horrendous thing... |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 12:16:49 AM EDT
[#7]
Terminal case of 'scope-eye'
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Posted: 10/25/2011 1:09:21 AM EDT
[#8]
Negligent Discharge of Sword
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Posted: 10/25/2011 1:23:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Horrendously ingrown eyebrow hair. Through and through, sad day
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Posted: 10/25/2011 2:46:53 AM EDT
[#10]
really bad ingrown toenail.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 5:02:57 AM EDT
[#11]
Run over by psychotic old man who was driving a front end loader and screaming "No guts no glooooorrrryyyy!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: 10/25/2011 5:19:42 AM EDT
[#12]
Head exploded from listening to some liberal fucktard talk for more than 10 seconds.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 5:20:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Realized John Murtha was a Marine and died of shame.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 5:35:20 AM EDT
[#14]
Russian Attack chopper has an accidental weapons release and fried him with a rocket.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 5:36:48 AM EDT
[#15]
Heart attack when blood bank sends letter to inform him he has 3 Californian blood cells in his body.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 5:38:01 AM EDT
[#16]
Goes out in a blaze of glory in the middle of a zombie swarm a la Death Blossom.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:17:34 AM EDT
[#17]
A stuffy nose
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:22:14 AM EDT
[#18]
Montezuma's Revenge.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:24:52 AM EDT
[#19]
From complications of a prolapsed rectum.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:27:18 AM EDT
[#20]
Choked on a Barbie doll
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:27:28 AM EDT
[#21]
Raped by a inbred making him squeal like a pig.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:28:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Raped by a inbred making him squeal like a pig. While raping a pig. |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:28:50 AM EDT
[#23]
Raped by a pig making him drawl like a redneck
ETA: Beat Zombie Patton |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:30:43 AM EDT
[#24]
Hamburger heart attack.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 8:33:04 AM EDT
[#25]
Natural causes at the ripe old age of 152.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 9:08:42 AM EDT
[#26]
jaywalking at the indy 500
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Posted: 10/25/2011 9:09:59 AM EDT
[#27]
In the john at the Indy 500.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 9:11:40 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
In the john at the Indy 500. Choked out with a foam finger at the Indy 500 |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 9:13:11 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
In the john at the Indy 500. Choked out with a foam finger at the Indy 500 botulism caused by bagged milk. |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 9:14:49 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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In the john at the Indy 500. Choked out with a foam finger at the Indy 500 botulism caused by bagged milk. 
Hit by an Asian driver, doing 150 through the stands, at the Indy 500. |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 10:03:55 AM EDT
[#31]
Runover by an angry cheese head when Green Bay loses its first game of the season.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 9:59:17 PM EDT
[#32]
Walmart stampede.
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Posted: 10/25/2011 10:56:21 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Walmart stampede. "It was...SOAP poisoning" |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 11:32:44 PM EDT
[#34]
Shot down in France by the Red Baron.
I gotta hand it to him though. No one else can call his doghouse a Sopwith Camel and make it fly. |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 12:34:10 AM EDT
[#35]
Detonation out of battery from his M14. And massive "scope eye".
-rb Eta: this has to be my longest running thread ever! Hahahaha |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 2:12:15 AM EDT
[#36]
Captured by Cherokee War Party, force fed honey, tied to a tree and left for the ants.
(And "Panic attack" has already been done.... twice....) I'm currently in Germany if that helps since I don't have my state on there. |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 4:44:33 AM EDT
[#37]
Chokes when long thought dead Hitler walks in to a bar slaps him on the back while taking a swig and says
"how the HEIL are ya?" |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 6:37:10 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Chokes when long thought dead Hitler walks in to a bar slaps him on the back while taking a swig and says "how the HEIL are ya?" Anal seepage 
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Posted: 10/26/2011 9:42:52 AM EDT
[#39]
Hepatitis R
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Posted: 10/26/2011 9:54:59 AM EDT
[#40]
Stomped to death by what he thought was a stump broke Yak. it weren't.
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:01:09 AM EDT
[#41]
Peed on an electric fence
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:06:50 AM EDT
[#42]
Negligent Discharge of there dick
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:19:06 AM EDT
[#43]
cold and alone in a bath of ice wondering where his kidneys went
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:40:13 AM EDT
[#44]
Death by crumpet.
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:45:56 AM EDT
[#45]
Cornered by a pack of ravenous cheeseheads.
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:50:46 AM EDT
[#46]
yekimak, trampled by yaks
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:52:38 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
yekimak, trampled by yaks Forced to eat chili with beans and chokes on beans.
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:56:40 AM EDT
[#48]
Harikari after his wife made chili with canned tomatoes, corn, olives, and then served it over egg noodles.
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Posted: 10/26/2011 11:12:51 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: Harikari after his wife made chili with canned tomatoes, corn, olives, and then served it over egg noodles. Ate that chili |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 11:15:35 AM EDT
[#50]
Didn't eat the chili, which contained the antidote.
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