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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:31:53 AM EST

[#1]

Heart attack yelling at the TV as Detroit Lions choked away best chance for the playoffs in 20 years

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:38:13 AM EST

[#2]

Lung cancer of course.

Posted: 10/26/2011 11:13:28 AM EST

[#3]

Absolutely massive heart attack.

Posted: 10/26/2011 11:21:00 AM EST

[#4]

Statue in avatar comes to life, jams rifle up arse...........................repeatedly

Posted: 10/26/2011 11:24:01 AM EST

[#5]

Negligent deployment of light sabre while Mexican carrying

Posted: 10/26/2011 11:28:32 AM EST

[#6]

Death by snu snu.

Posted: 10/26/2011 12:05:02 PM EST

[#7]

Fired. Out of a cannon. Into the Sun.

Posted: 10/26/2011 1:45:28 PM EST

[#8]

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...Three, four, better lock your door...Five, six, grab your crucifix...Seven, eight, gonna stay up late...Nine, ten, never sleep again.

Posted: 10/26/2011 1:50:54 PM EST

[#9]

Machete to the forehead.

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:21:18 PM EST

[#10]

Bleeds out after breaking his foot off in TT's rectal aperture.

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:37:50 PM EST

[#11]

Dragon raped

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:49:07 PM EST

[#12]

Quoted:
Dragon raped

Killed after his lightsaber's batteries run out.

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:51:57 PM EST

[#13]

He'll forget someones bday and they will go ape shit on him...

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:51:59 PM EST

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dragon raped

Killed after his lightsaber's batteries run out.

One day he remembered one too many birthdays...

eta: beaten by 2 seconds.

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:58:35 PM EST

[#15]

Death due to shame from being beaten by 2 seconds.

Posted: 10/26/2011 4:32:39 PM EST

[#16]

Changing a tire in Detroit

Posted: 10/26/2011 4:34:06 PM EST

[#17]

Quoted:
Changing a tire in Detroit

Firing a .40 caliber Glock with a reload.

Posted: 10/26/2011 4:36:19 PM EST

[#18]

Thought you would like that one

Posted: 10/26/2011 4:42:37 PM EST

[#19]

He'll try to switch the coffee his company provides from good coffee to the cheapest crap he can find.

Posted: 10/26/2011 4:44:17 PM EST

[#20]

He'll drink the coffee.

Posted: 10/26/2011 5:32:13 PM EST

[#21]

In the library, with a candlestick, by Colonel Mustard.

Posted: 10/26/2011 5:40:24 PM EST

[#22]

Overdose of porn, self induced bukkake drowning.

Posted: 10/26/2011 5:56:12 PM EST

[#23]

Snakebite!

Posted: 10/26/2011 5:56:52 PM EST

[#24]

Tragic boating accident.

Posted: 10/26/2011 6:20:14 PM EST

[#25]

bled out when the M82 .50 cal sheared his shoulder clean off

Posted: 10/26/2011 6:36:38 PM EST

[#26]

House fire when the incense falls on carpet.

Posted: 10/26/2011 6:37:55 PM EST

[#27]

raped by a wookie.

and...

Quoted:
bled out when the M82 .50 cal sheared his shoulder clean off

Posted: 10/26/2011 6:44:57 PM EST

[#28]

fought the law....and the law won.

Posted: 10/26/2011 6:45:50 PM EST

[#29]

Mongo again

Posted: 10/26/2011 7:50:02 PM EST

[#30]

Busted lung, perforated intestine, abdominal herniation, and heart attack from TT's next pit thread.

Posted: 10/26/2011 8:10:36 PM EST

[#31]

Mothra..

Posted: 10/26/2011 8:11:19 PM EST

[#32]

Thunderdome

Posted: 10/26/2011 8:48:31 PM EST

[#33]

Spanish Influenza

Posted: 10/26/2011 8:52:14 PM EST

[#34]

Yodeling in the swiss alps causing an avalanche that buries you

Posted: 10/26/2011 9:09:56 PM EST

[#35]

cat stampede

Posted: 10/26/2011 9:16:59 PM EST

[#36]

Lept in front of his dog and caught the bullet.

Posted: 10/26/2011 9:18:13 PM EST

[#37]

Quoted:
Lept in front of his dog and caught the bullet.

He'll go out to the outhouse, sit down...and find out that a yeti was already sitting there...the hard way.

Posted: 10/26/2011 9:24:27 PM EST

[#38]

Peed outside during the winter, but slipped and fell while attempting to zip up and impaled himself on the yellow stalagmite he made.

Posted: 10/26/2011 9:28:09 PM EST

[#39]

Crushed by heavy6

Posted: 10/26/2011 9:40:50 PM EST

[#40]

didn't rub the lotion on its skin and got hypothermia from being hosed

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:06:19 PM EST

[#41]

Bear attack.

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:08:08 PM EST

[#42]

Run over by a John Deere tractor.

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:33:33 PM EST

[#43]

scattered, covered, smothered and topped one too many times...

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:35:43 PM EST

[#44]

really bad rug burn

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:39:45 PM EST

[#45]

Took a "short cut" during the Iditarod.

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:46:02 PM EST

[#46]

Choked out by chubby child for half of a Mcrib sandwich.

Posted: 10/26/2011 11:16:52 PM EST

[#47]

Starvation!

Spent so much time Researching if 5.56 was safe to shoot in his .223, done forgot his daily sustenance!!

I Keed! I keed!

Posted: 10/27/2011 6:37:06 AM EST

[#48]

Crimean–Congo hemorrhagic fever

Posted: 10/27/2011 7:46:46 AM EST

[#49]

it will be fast and hard , but it will be beautiful

Posted: 10/27/2011 7:50:12 AM EST

[#50]

Ricochet from a staple gun at the range

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