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Posted: 11/28/2011 6:14:28 PM EST
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Will drown when his whole state falls into the ocean.  Aliens. 
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:03:40 PM EST
[#2]
Sleeping pills + Hungry dogs.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:17:18 PM EST
[#3]
AIDS. Contracted after biting random people during a drunken Twilight marathon.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:37:29 PM EST
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AIDS. Contracted after biting random people during a drunken Twilight marathon. samurai using non-standard weapons |
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:47:13 PM EST
[#5]
Smashed by the Cain train
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:53:30 PM EST
[#6]
Anal rape by an AIDS infected Occupy Oakland hippie anarchist.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 9:39:36 PM EST
[#7]
Challenged Charlie Sheen to a duel.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 9:42:00 PM EST
[#8]
Converted into bear poo.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 10:16:05 PM EST
[#9]
Sitting on the toilet
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Posted: 11/28/2011 10:21:32 PM EST
[#10]
cholesterol
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Posted: 11/29/2011 11:12:46 AM EST
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Mauled to death by forest critters. Couldn't get the tube back in and the Hamster chewed its way out. .  
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Will drown when his whole state falls into the ocean. Pissed in the wrong part of the swamp and had his dick bit off by a gator. |
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Posted: 11/29/2011 11:39:17 AM EST
[#12]
Ticks.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 11:46:37 AM EST
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Ticks. Grizzly Bear. Sorry! |
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:07:30 PM EST
[#14]
Flattened by a feather
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Posted: 11/29/2011 2:20:05 PM EST
[#15]
An Android user, frustrated with having to do constant battery pulls, lauched their Droid X out the window of their car and it lodged into his temple.
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Posted: 11/30/2011 12:28:35 AM EST
[#16]
Heat stroke, the temperature got above -7
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Posted: 11/30/2011 4:06:15 AM EST
[#17]
Leaves religious note instead of tip in some dive diner named tuxies ..... is beaten by obese waitress
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Posted: 11/30/2011 5:01:32 AM EST
[#18]
bus.
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Posted: 11/30/2011 5:09:38 AM EST
[#19]
Falling off a cartoon horse...
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Posted: 11/30/2011 5:32:09 AM EST
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He will be struck by a drunken motorist while bicycling. Upon impact, his body will be sent sailing and skidding across the pavement only to land just beneath a leaking gas truck. The horrible pain of the gas in his open wounds forces him to roll into the nearby ditch. Unfortunately for this arfcommer, the nearby ditch is a salt mine. In continuing anguish, he drags his pain riddled body into the neighboring field and begins to rest. Covered in gasoline and salt he begins fading in and out of conscience. The buffalo roaming this field take notice of this new stranger. They meander up and begin to use their sand paper like tongues to remove the salt from his body. The local rancher takes note of the commotion and ventures over. Gazing at our victim, he lights his cigarette and tosses his struck match. The struck match causes our arfcommer to be consumed in flames. Unprepared, the rancher unzips his fly and begins to attempt to put out the previous poster with the only source of water he has, his urine. Pissed on, dipped in salt, rolled through gasoline, bumped and scrapped our little arfcommer passes on.
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Posted: 11/30/2011 5:51:07 AM EST
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He will be struck by a drunken motorist while bicycling. Upon impact, his body will be sent sailing and skidding across the pavement only to land just beneath a leaking gas truck. The horrible pain of the gas in his open wounds forces him to roll into the nearby ditch. Unfortunately for this arfcommer, the nearby ditch is a salt mine. In continuing anguish, he drags his pain riddled body into the neighboring field and begins to rest. Covered in gasoline and salt he begins fading in and out of conscience. The buffalo roaming this field take notice of this new stranger. They meander up and begin to use their sand paper like tongues to remove the salt from his body. The local rancher takes note of the commotion and ventures over. Gazing at our victim, he lights his cigarette and tosses his struck match. The struck match causes our arfcommer to be consumed in flames. Unprepared, the rancher unzips his fly and begins to attempt to put out the previous poster with the only source of water he has, his urine. Pissed on, dipped in salt, rolled through gasoline, bumped and scrapped our little arfcommer passes on. [/quot Suffocation due to too many words... |
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Posted: 11/30/2011 8:05:36 AM EST
[#22]
Out hunting, tripped and fell upon an upright rusty civil way bayonet.
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Posted: 11/30/2011 4:49:01 PM EST
[#23]
Rust inhalation from sharpening said bayonet
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Posted: 11/30/2011 4:54:06 PM EST
[#24]
He tried it at home, and failed because he is actually Canadian.
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Posted: 11/30/2011 5:52:39 PM EST
[#25]
will fall down mine shaft while walking and texting at same time.
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Posted: 11/30/2011 7:38:00 PM EST
[#26]
Drank the water
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Posted: 11/30/2011 7:41:50 PM EST
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Drank the water .Trampled by a moose. |
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Posted: 11/30/2011 11:00:07 PM EST
[#28]
Jackin' it
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Posted: 12/1/2011 1:51:32 AM EST
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Jackin' it The guy above him will rise from the dead as a Zombie and bite him. This is this thread's Ground Zero of the Zombie Apocalypse. |
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Posted: 12/1/2011 7:49:32 AM EST
[#30]
No one told him his bones were laced with adamantium before he went into the MRI.
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Posted: 12/2/2011 4:10:05 PM EST
[#31]
Tragic dumpster diving accident.
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Posted: 12/3/2011 3:02:27 PM EST
[#32]
capsicum overdose at a cajun diner.
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Posted: 12/3/2011 4:23:32 PM EST
[#33]
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capsicum overdose at a cajun diner.
Sailed out to sea on homemade kayak never to be seen again. |
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Posted: 12/5/2011 1:47:11 PM EST
[#34]
Chot by Lizbeth.
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Posted: 12/5/2011 2:11:08 PM EST
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Marshmallows. Don't ask, just marshmallows.
And Bunnies. |
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Posted: 12/5/2011 5:20:46 PM EST
[#36]
Caught a rare disease from drinking out of truck stop urinals.
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Posted: 12/5/2011 9:10:48 PM EST
[#37]
really bad acid reflux
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Posted: 12/5/2011 9:26:54 PM EST
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really bad acid reflux Killed in a dispute over jello. lime jello. |
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Posted: 12/5/2011 9:38:17 PM EST
[#39]
Sold kidney to buy OBR, forgot that he sold other one for RFB.
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Posted: 12/5/2011 9:44:40 PM EST
[#40]
beaten to death by a giant string of acronyms.
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Posted: 12/5/2011 9:55:28 PM EST
[#41]
Walked into the wrong bar while dressed in drag...
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Posted: 12/8/2011 7:22:32 PM EST
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Walked into the wrong bar while dressed in drag... Death by comedy Gods when he failed to supply me with entertainment during my "alone' time. |
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Posted: 12/8/2011 7:23:49 PM EST
[#43]
Reached 15,000 AGL, just to realize that dog houses don't really fly.
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Posted: 12/8/2011 7:30:16 PM EST
[#44]
Gets turned into a hairless sloth while in Panama and while trying to cross the road, gets stoned and bludgeoned to death by a group of teenage boys who claim they were "startled by the creature."
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Posted: 12/8/2011 7:45:21 PM EST
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^^Lost while on a tour of the grand canyon, gets waylayed by some mutant hills have eyes folk, raped, beaten, raped again, then killed and eaten for din din.
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Posted: 12/8/2011 7:47:08 PM EST
[#46]
Blunt force trauma from a rubber fist
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Posted: 12/8/2011 7:48:36 PM EST
[#47]
making love to rosie odonald
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Posted: 12/8/2011 8:06:18 PM EST
[#48]
Carpal tunnel.
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Posted: 12/8/2011 8:06:54 PM EST
[#49]
feeding oprah
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Posted: 12/8/2011 10:38:09 PM EST
[#50]
Mixed meth, coke, and LSD and tripped fast.
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