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Posted: 12/8/2011 10:39:04 PM EST

[#1]

Quoted:

Mixed meth, coke, and LSD and tripped fast.

Hopefully in his sleep at the age of 100

Posted: 12/8/2011 11:09:30 PM EST

[#2]

Cannon blast.

Posted: 12/8/2011 11:11:47 PM EST

[#3]

Some training crashes on those Ospreys, God forbid.

Posted: 12/8/2011 11:13:55 PM EST

[#4]

Quoted:

Cannon blast.

too true

Posted: 12/8/2011 11:59:00 PM EST

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cannon blast.

too true

Not following fucking orders.

Posted: 12/9/2011 2:19:20 AM EST

[#6]

In a horrible lap dancing incident.

Who knows why he was giving lap dances.

Posted: 12/9/2011 2:22:36 AM EST

[#7]

Quoted:
In a horrible lap dancing incident.

Who knows why he was giving lap dances.

Ambushed and beat to death while seeking the north western man who shot his pa.

Posted: 12/9/2011 2:39:30 AM EST

[#8]

Chadthirty - death by 'Covered Wagon'

Posted: 12/9/2011 2:57:03 AM EST

[#9]

-Normal_Guy

After exiting the short bus a crazed postal worker runs him over becuase he tried to cross the street from in front of the short bus.

Posted: 12/9/2011 3:01:36 AM EST

[#10]

Quoted:

Complications from hip replacement surgery at the ripe old age of 107

Posted: 12/9/2011 3:16:46 AM EST

[#11]

I didn't quite see this in your FAQ's, do you ship to APO addresses?

Posted: 12/9/2011 3:29:02 AM EST

[#12]

Plugging his fleshlight into a 220 outlet running off of a poorly maintained generator....

shocking

Posted: 12/9/2011 3:30:16 AM EST

[#13]

Clicked on the wrong thread while masturbating and a naked pic of Janet Reno came up...massive heart attack.

Posted: 12/10/2011 9:27:39 AM EST

[#14]

exploding head syndrom while uploading high school sweet heart pics to photobucket. Last picture to be uploaded was the couple in a lover's embrace

Sweetheart happened to be Ms. Reno herself, class of 1969.

Posted: 12/10/2011 6:36:07 PM EST

[#15]

Quoted:
exploding head syndrom while uploading high school sweet heart pics to photobucket. Last picture to be uploaded was the couple in a lover's embrace

Sweetheart happened to be Ms. Reno herself, class of 1969.

Chuck Norris shoves a honey badger up previous poster's ass, while honey badger is alive, and since honey badger don't give a fuck, honey badger eats previous poster's innards till previous poster is hollow on the inside.

Neither Chuck nor the honey badger give a fuck.

Posted: 12/10/2011 6:52:02 PM EST

[#16]

ND from a co-worker who was a former dev-gru-alpha team-marine reconnaissance sniper while he was showing him his new "good as a Glock" Hi-Point.

Posted: 12/10/2011 11:06:51 PM EST

[#17]

Maualed to death by wolves while dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Posted: 12/11/2011 2:38:43 AM EST

[#18]

jcsjr85- Mercilessly gangbanged by the reds which have no souls. All he wanted was some NSA toe-sucking, but alas, craig's list hath struck again. Let this be a lesson, seek ye advice from GD before venturing into unknown pool parties.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:50:49 AM EST

[#19]

used in a ritual sacrifice to dark twisted cosmic gods from beyond the universie's edge and to then have his soul raped and consumed by their lesser demon spawn, which goes to show that no matter how amazing or good the pie this is the reward one usually ends up with when hitting on bar skanks.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:56:15 AM EST

[#20]

Mauled to death by a pack of Zombie midgets in drag.

Posted: 12/11/2011 7:03:25 AM EST

[#21]

Mental breakdown from endless searching for a left handed holster for his CCW

Posted: 12/11/2011 7:42:55 AM EST

[#22]

Beat to death by a gay USAF zoomie for smarting off about his pink socks.

Posted: 12/11/2011 11:20:20 AM EST

[#23]

Hunting wabbits

Posted: 12/11/2011 4:30:40 PM EST

[#24]

the monkey he was spanking got pissed

Posted: 12/11/2011 4:31:50 PM EST

[#25]

Quoted:
the monkey he was spanking got pissed

Trampled by a herd of people at a Wal Mart grand opening.

Posted: 12/11/2011 4:33:55 PM EST

[#26]

oxidation

Posted: 12/11/2011 4:37:24 PM EST

[#27]

Falls to his death from the tree outside of Sarah Palin's bedroom window.

Posted: 1/2/2012 6:40:21 AM EST

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
exploding head syndrom while uploading high school sweet heart pics to photobucket. Last picture to be uploaded was the couple in a lover's embrace

Sweetheart happened to be Ms. Reno herself, class of 1969.

Chuck Norris shoves a honey badger up previous poster's ass, while honey badger is alive, and since honey badger don't give a fuck, honey badger eats previous poster's innards till previous poster is hollow on the inside.

Neither Chuck nor the honey badger give a fuck.

dang. just...... dang.

at least i'll go out in the most unique and awe inspiring way ever.

Posted: 1/2/2012 10:47:56 PM EST

[#29]

Half eaten by a chupacabra. The other half was mangled so badly that people begin to wonder if he's what is left of the mythical creature.

Posted: 1/2/2012 11:03:15 PM EST

[#30]

Licked to death by kittens.

Posted: 1/2/2012 11:15:03 PM EST

[#31]

Quoted:
Licked to death by kittens.

Drank his weight in PBR and woke up next to a Siberian hooker named Pava, who's pimp sold you to a Chinese meat market, where after you were "used up", you were quartered and butchered and sold back America as a unique alternative to chicken.

Posted: 1/3/2012 4:33:11 AM EST

[#32]

Alcohol poisoning after making snu snu to the 250lb hooker

Posted: 1/3/2012 7:27:07 AM EST

[#33]

Nipple piercing accident.

Posted: 1/3/2012 7:31:03 AM EST

[#34]

Mauled by vicious Labradors.

Posted: 1/3/2012 1:04:01 PM EST

[#35]

Stage 4 Ass Warts.

Posted: 1/3/2012 1:04:50 PM EST

[#36]

Raped by Oprah's snatch.

Posted: 1/3/2012 5:32:45 PM EST

[#37]

Shot by a jealous husband.

Posted: 1/3/2012 5:41:39 PM EST

[#38]

Car accident while driving a convertible smart car

Posted: 1/3/2012 5:45:29 PM EST

[#39]

Suicide resulting from depression brought about as a result of living in an oppressive state where you can't even piss without paying a tax and can't even think about owning any cool guns without the goverment kicking down your door, shooting your dog, taking all of your posessions and locking you up for no less than 87 years and receiving daily ass poundings, from a large Samoan man named Sebastian while he tickles you with a feather.

Posted: 1/3/2012 6:11:35 PM EST

[#40]

torn apart by a pack of feral black labs...

Posted: 1/3/2012 7:37:26 PM EST

[#41]

Unfortunate cuddle party accident.

Posted: 1/3/2012 7:49:14 PM EST

[#42]

Stomped to death by a cow moose.

Posted: 1/3/2012 7:58:24 PM EST

[#43]

MSRA contracted from hospital tacos.

Posted: 1/3/2012 8:08:12 PM EST

[#44]

Groped to death by a wild pack of TSA agents.

Posted: 1/3/2012 9:33:52 PM EST

[#45]

Hired as a coke mule but when he got to the destination he got constipated and rather than run to the Stop-n-Rob for some Ex-Lax the MS13 gang members that hired him decided that it was cheaper and faster to just piñata him.