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Posted: 1/3/2012 10:20:50 PM EST
[#1]
Was doing a WWII re-enactment but some douchey basement dweller on the Axis side got carried away with their bayonet.
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Posted: 1/3/2012 10:45:34 PM EST
[#2]
Exposure, after drinking heavily and falling asleep outside.
He will then be a popsicle for a grizzly. |
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Posted: 1/3/2012 10:54:19 PM EST
[#3]
In Combat. Duh!
 ETA: On second thought, I pray he is not deployed. Nothing to joke about.  |
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Posted: 1/3/2012 10:56:44 PM EST
[#4]
Sucked into a funnel cloud. Obviously.
And I wish I was deployed. 
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Posted: 1/3/2012 11:50:38 PM EST
[#5]
Pining for home he was found curled up in a chest freezer with a half gallon of Smirnoff.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:24:18 AM EST
[#6]
Fatal overdose of ingesting scat for a German Shit video.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 6:31:21 AM EST
[#7]
I dont know the details... but I have heard the following list was all at the crime scene...
condoms, bean dip, a 2x4, ball gag, a car battery, a goat, a pair of rubber boots, and some skittles... Wild Berry Skittles.... |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 6:53:10 AM EST
[#8]
Frozen pee falling from a passing jet hitting you in the junk.
Even if you did survive you would get Plane AIDS and have to face life without a...well...you know. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 7:25:01 AM EST
[#9]
wind , lots and lots of wind
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Posted: 1/4/2012 9:54:25 AM EST
[#10]
One night while pissed, some wanker broke into his flat and tried to steal his tea and crumpets and attacked him with a butter knife.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 10:15:51 AM EST
[#11]
Grizzly Bear attracted to an easy meal. Dogs ran just a little bit faster.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 10:19:14 AM EST
[#12]
While digging in the garden he struck oil and was blown 100 ft into the air. Did not survive the landing.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 10:53:42 AM EST
[#13]
Hit in the head by some weird cylindrical metal object that fell down from space.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 11:26:38 AM EST
[#14]
Shot in the head by an unopened can of bean left in the car during a hot & sunny day in Arizona. Pressure rised, can exploded. A sad story indeed.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:11:54 PM EST
[#15]
Belgain waffle accident
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:46:13 PM EST
[#16]
Blue waffle accident
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Posted: 1/4/2012 1:16:04 PM EST
[#17]
Googled "blue waffle" and died from a stroke
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:49:11 PM EST
[#18]
Pink sock.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 7:31:15 PM EST
[#19]
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Pink sock. Stuck in his throat. No amount of Heimlich's would dislodge it. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 3:41:51 AM EST
[#20]
broken neck after Lucy pulls the football out from under him.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 3:49:20 AM EST
[#21]
Rampant bedsores from watching a peanuts marathon.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:10:48 AM EST
[#22]
The Thai Ladyboy on the right, while trying to collect for services rendered.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:12:56 AM EST
[#23]
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Rampant bedsores from watching a peanuts marathon. Killed in a horribly erotic combine accident while working at a farm "experimenting" durring his college years. "It was a very confusing time is his life sexually for him." Reported his best "friend/room mate." |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:14:10 AM EST
[#24]
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The Thai Ladyboy on the right, while trying to collect for services rendered. http://thailandlandofsmiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/day2-9_800x600.jpg Killed when he was discovered to be the man/boy on the right. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:15:34 AM EST
[#25]
collapses from exhaustion from blowing the thai lady boy on the right to death.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:18:27 AM EST
[#26]
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collapses from exhaustion from blowing the thai lady boy on the right to death. Shot by a varmint hunter while dressed as a Coyote for a furry convention. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:22:06 AM EST
[#27]
Alcohol poisoning from too much fun at a NE HTF get-together.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:24:53 AM EST
[#28]
Got drunk, lost his oil can, rusted, no tetanus shot,lock jaw....Death
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:27:23 AM EST
[#29]
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Alcohol poisoning from too much fun at a NE HTF get-together. Killed by the ATF in a no knock warrent after NOFA was said to be a terrorist group by the Justice Department. Last words were, "Huh....I....guess...I....really DID...end up on a list.......[gasp]"
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:35:32 AM EST
[#30]
tickle fight.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 4:36:56 AM EST
[#31]
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tickle fight. Overdose of maple syrup |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 8:31:13 AM EST
[#32]
Choked on a sootikin.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 8:55:46 AM EST
[#33]
Assraped by yeti.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 8:59:02 AM EST
[#34]
assraped by yanni?
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Posted: 1/6/2012 9:04:55 AM EST
[#35]
Stuck his winky in a pickle slicer. The slicer's husband found out, hog tied him to a bed and stuck a hot curling iron in his bum. After a day, he burned to death.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 7:12:02 PM EST
[#36]
Real bad case of carpal from post whoring.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 7:20:41 PM EST
[#37]
Trying to retreve guns from the bottom of the river.......
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Posted: 1/7/2012 6:24:31 PM EST
[#38]
Blew out his carotid artery while arm wrestling the Dalai Lama.
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Posted: 1/7/2012 6:33:20 PM EST
[#39]
While awaiting a heart transplant he dies because someone at the donor's hospital sent it off to Maine because they thought NE meant New England.
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Posted: 1/7/2012 6:33:57 PM EST
[#40]
Dillo dust OD .
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Posted: 1/7/2012 10:09:42 PM EST
[#41]
He entered Castle Anthrax on a dark and stormy night.
He was never seen again...... |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 2:57:03 AM EST
[#42]
Slipped on a babnana peel.
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Posted: 1/8/2012 2:58:16 AM EST
[#43]
Quoted:
Slipped on a babnana peel. Tried smoking the babnana peel. |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 2:59:30 AM EST
[#44]
Quoted:
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Slipped on a babnana peel. Tried smoking the babnana peel. clockwork orange rigged up to watch nickelback videos until his head explodes. |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 3:02:14 AM EST
[#45]
Realized that the Feds were not the straight guys in the suits like on tv. Then they realized that he was on to him.
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Posted: 1/8/2012 3:03:23 AM EST
[#46]
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Slipped on a babnana peel.  .
Mauled by a polar bear while loving a seal. |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 3:05:27 AM EST
[#47]
Black lung from using inferior spermaceti oil for his lamps instead of the surerior seal oil.
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Posted: 1/8/2012 3:09:47 AM EST
[#48]
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Black lung from using inferior spermaceti oil for his lamps instead of the surerior seal oil. Joined a Polar Bear club, and was killed by the Polar Bears. |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 3:18:08 AM EST
[#49]
Was trying to give himself the stranger but sat on his hand too long and ended up suffering a traumatic injury due to him inability to feel anything in his left hand.
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Posted: 1/8/2012 3:19:49 AM EST
[#50]
Alcohol poisoning.
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