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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:15:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it. You could at least take solace that at least one of you would probably be dead by 40 |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:20:24 AM EDT
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OP on Friday night:
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:20:59 AM EDT
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The more I think about it, the more I really long to live in the 18-19th century. It wasn't that great, sure. You had to poop outside, but people had a hell of a lot more freedom.
Imagine going back with the knowledge you have today. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:21:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You could at least take solace that at least one of you would probably be dead by 40 Ah, the good old days when the womenfolk lived to the ripe old age of "childbirth". |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:23:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was a lad it was much easier. You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. So you are 'that guy' responsible for feminism. Thanks. 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:25:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:29:54 AM EDT
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Imagine the smell.
No. Fucking. Thank. You. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:39:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Those are Tinder 9’s! Well, except the old ones. Kinda unfair to post those. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:43:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was a lad it was much easier. You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. I've dated a couple of women that actually liked that. (not the hitting with the club, the hair pulling/dragging) |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:44:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Sootikins...sootikins everywhere 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:46:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd find me an indian girl (feather not dot)  https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/b5/5b/63b55b9846cef3ec0d4a3680e7d53cac.jpg Going by the clothes and fan, I'm going with Asian and not Indian |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:49:34 AM EDT
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Saw this once; it's kind of true:
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:51:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it.  I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:53:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was a lad it was much easier. You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. Just make sure you drag them by their hair otherwise they fill up with mud And OPs butter churner has mad hand skills that will take her far. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:54:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2020 11:59:53 AM EDT
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tattoos,
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:02:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Saw this once; it's kind of true: https://external-preview.redd.it/XL19nVYN0UoCGCzImHPdPpm5gWbrURWClZwNMREWEwo.jpg?auto=webp&s=16341d6876fc808b4b5ca301b32bdd6e6b1c8d18 2, 1 |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:08:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:25:47 PM EDT
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I think most of you missed the joke in the original post
I took a trip down to Tombstone, AZ and toured the Birdcage Theater and there are brothel cribs downstairs. They had a display with pictures of the "girls" and most of them looked like they needed a shave, and the other 1/2 looked like they could kick my ass. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:27:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it.   Attached File |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:34:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg I suppose this is supposed to be some type of commentary on how bad it was in “the old days.” As it turns out, humans look the same today as they did then. 1st pic on the left and 2nd pic center: they’re both cute. Modern day we got make up and plastic surgery but those things always fail eventually and we always end up seeing how people really look. Nothing fundamentally is different now than it was then in that aspect. Culture and values ARE fundamentally different now, which is the part that matters. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:39:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Saw this once; it's kind of true: https://external-preview.redd.it/XL19nVYN0UoCGCzImHPdPpm5gWbrURWClZwNMREWEwo.jpg?auto=webp&s=16341d6876fc808b4b5ca301b32bdd6e6b1c8d18 Whoohooo! Two out of three! I win! |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:42:05 PM EDT
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Not really. Way more involvement with the family.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:43:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine the smell. No. Fucking. Thank. You. When everyone smells bad, no one does
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:44:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Why would you harshly judge those women? Without judging yourself first? (Diff thread) Maybe they were considered good looming back then or it was more about substance than looks? I would love to have lived in simpler times. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:47:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back in those days unless a woman was wealthy she probably only took a couple of baths a year, never shaved her legs, used a corncob to wipe her ass, had bad teeth and stunk to high heaven. But men were on the same level so would we have even noticed? I’m sure those from future and past would think we are the dumbest people alive. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:48:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And some poor ancestor of mine has her thrown over his horse, rolling his eyes. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/f2/30/def2300b00cf5d512346aadec38df2f9.gif Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pro: Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." And some poor ancestor of mine has her thrown over his horse, rolling his eyes. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/f2/30/def2300b00cf5d512346aadec38df2f9.gif Then throws her off because she won’t shut up. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:48:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No thanks. No feminine hygiene products, no shaving, baths on a weekly basis...no thanks. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:50:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would you harshly judge those women? Without judging yourself first? (Diff thread) Maybe they were considered good looming back then or it was more about substance than looks? I would love to have lived in simpler times. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Why would you harshly judge those women? Without judging yourself first? (Diff thread) Maybe they were considered good looming back then or it was more about substance than looks? I would love to have lived in simpler times. I simply posted pictures of typical farm women from the 19th century. Why do you suppose I am judging anyone? |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:58:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think most of you missed the joke in the original post I took a trip down to Tombstone, AZ and toured the Birdcage Theater and there are brothel cribs downstairs. They had a display with pictures of the "girls" and most of them looked like they needed a shave, and the other 1/2 looked like they could kick my ass. Hollywood romanticization is a thing. The real Mattie Earp:  Attached FileThe real Josephine:  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 12:59:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's one of the reasons keeping up the family bible was so important.....Inbreeding was a real thing when you were limited by how far your horse could take you. It was no joke when it was a three day trip just to the gunsmith. The early Mormons got it right. Two is one, one is none; a real possibility at that time. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:06:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I simply posted pictures of typical farm women from the 19th century. Why do you suppose I am judging anyone? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Why would you harshly judge those women? Without judging yourself first? (Diff thread) Maybe they were considered good looming back then or it was more about substance than looks? I would love to have lived in simpler times. I simply posted pictures of typical farm women from the 19th century. Why do you suppose I am judging anyone? Context. We aren’t all aspies. (Well, 20% are, not not all) |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:08:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The early Mormons got it right. Two is one, one is none; a real possibility at that time. Some of them are still at it. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:10:23 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hollywood romanticization is a thing. The real Mattie Earp: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/220px-Mattie_Blaylock_jpg-1755027.JPG The real Josephine: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/josephine-sarah-marcus-c1881-2_jpg-1755029.JPG Tombstone 8s |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:10:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Ah yes.
The days before razors, daily bathing and feminine hygiene products. Gross. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:11:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was a lad it was much easier. You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. If you drug them by the ankles they filled up with dirt. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:15:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg I see ankle, IBTL. 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:15:08 PM EDT
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Majority of marriages back than were arranged esp in rural and ethnic communities.
Divorce was pretty much a big not going to happen. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:19:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No prophylactics? Pretty sure anal was quite a thing to prevent pregnancy. That or pullout. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pro: Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution No prophylactics? Pretty sure anal was quite a thing to prevent pregnancy. That or pullout. In the days of old when knights rode bold and rubbers not yet invented. Upon her back you drained your sack thus babies were prevented. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:21:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hollywood romanticization is a thing. The real Mattie Earp: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/220px-Mattie_Blaylock_jpg-1755027.JPG The real Josephine: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/josephine-sarah-marcus-c1881-2_jpg-1755029.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think most of you missed the joke in the original post I took a trip down to Tombstone, AZ and toured the Birdcage Theater and there are brothel cribs downstairs. They had a display with pictures of the "girls" and most of them looked like they needed a shave, and the other 1/2 looked like they could kick my ass. Hollywood romanticization is a thing. The real Mattie Earp: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/220px-Mattie_Blaylock_jpg-1755027.JPG The real Josephine: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/josephine-sarah-marcus-c1881-2_jpg-1755029.JPG You and Naamah are pissing me off in this thread!!!
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:21:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd find me an indian girl (feather not dot) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/b5/5b/63b55b9846cef3ec0d4a3680e7d53cac.jpg Ive seen that image before. IIRC that woman was from one of the Polynesian islands. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:23:30 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Back in those days unless a woman was wealthy she probably only took a couple of baths a year, never shaved her legs, used a corncob to wipe her ass, had bad teeth and stunk to high heaven. The 60's wasn't that long ago. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:23:46 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hollywood romanticization is a thing. The real Mattie Earp: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/220px-Mattie_Blaylock_jpg-1755027.JPG The real Josephine: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/182688/josephine-sarah-marcus-c1881-2_jpg-1755029.JPG In todays world they would be lesbians and Identify as male |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:25:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was a lad it was much easier. You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:25:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In todays world they would be lesbians and Identify as male In today's world they would be able to kick most men's asses.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:25:17 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In the days of old when knights rode bold and rubbers not yet invented. Upon her back you drained your sack thus babies were prevented. If you're not writing greeting cards, you should be! |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:26:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I simply posted pictures of typical farm women from the 19th century. Why do you suppose I am judging anyone? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Why would you harshly judge those women? Without judging yourself first? (Diff thread) Maybe they were considered good looming back then or it was more about substance than looks? I would love to have lived in simpler times. I simply posted pictures of typical farm women from the 19th century. Why do you suppose I am judging anyone? Just a joke from another thread (hence (diff thread)) About men judging women and not judging themselves?? |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:27:27 PM EDT
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Yeah but like, those broads didn’t even shave, have makeup, perfume... etc. That’s gross bruh.
On the upside, there weren’t tons of them that were overweight
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:28:40 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Saw this once; it's kind of true: https://external-preview.redd.it/XL19nVYN0UoCGCzImHPdPpm5gWbrURWClZwNMREWEwo.jpg?auto=webp&s=16341d6876fc808b4b5ca301b32bdd6e6b1c8d18 I’m 3/3, maybe I should just be gay and I’d be fuckin all the time |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 1:29:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoohooo! Two out of three! I win! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Saw this once; it's kind of true: https://external-preview.redd.it/XL19nVYN0UoCGCzImHPdPpm5gWbrURWClZwNMREWEwo.jpg?auto=webp&s=16341d6876fc808b4b5ca301b32bdd6e6b1c8d18 Whoohooo! Two out of three! I win! You have tats? |
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