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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:09 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like Granny clampett somewhat, I have white hair because it turned white, but I use that old person shampoo so it's very slightly lavender, kind of a Mohawk. I can't think of a better description than Granny clampett. Older lady that spent a lot of time in the sun. Wears jeans and T-shirt. Not flabby. Tinier than I expected. has the dick (clit?) sucking lips. that little gal's gonna make someone a damn fine ex wife some day. damn fine. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:23 AM EST
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Do you both drive a Subaru with a bunch of stickers telling everyone about this?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:28 AM EST
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A quick page by page search for SIIHPAPP showed no SIIHPAPPs. Does that mean that SIIHPAPP would be a faux pas or just overlooked by a titillated crowd? 'Cause OG reply would be, without any doubt, SIIHPAPP.
Asking for a friend. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:38 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't lie, the cashier at the home depot is a complete gilf. She started chatting up my wife about her ink and it turns out she's fucking 20 years older than I thought she was. These old lesbians might be hot Don't ruin it GD |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:54 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:53:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At what point do lesbians consider intercourse as taken place? Usually carpet munching. Maybe scissoring or otherwise groping around. Then the big-O or two. Or three or four |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:53:43 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: some people's kids.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wtf are you doing, trying to kill this thread? This ain’t Judge Judy gaddammit, keep that sad shit out of this informative and motivational way of life. I’ll bet if I work hard enough, I, too, will be applicating women at 74. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:54:27 AM EST
[#8]
What the fuck
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:11 AM EST
[#9]
Tag
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:13 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Annnnd, this is where I call "troll"...cuz no way older lesbians want sex as a priority. Most wanna just sit around, hold hands and talk about feeeeings all day.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW9ldyS9qHEShoot, even most straight women fall into that crap as they age.  My dating pool is very shallow, it's more like a damp spot in the driveway. I've been told I was never going to meet chicks with my attitude. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:17 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Usually carpet munching. Maybe scissoring or otherwise groping around. Then the big-O or two. Or three or four If she dont treat you to at least three, send her packing. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This ain't Judge Judy gaddammit, keep that sad shit out of this informative and motivational way of life. I'll bet if I work hard enough, I, too, will be applicating women at 74.  no motivator like a good piece of ass, sonny boi.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:31 AM EST
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Just when you think you've seen it all.. Ripley's Believe It or Not shows up in ARFcom GD. Op, thanks for the most unique thread in the 23 years.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:41 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:56:40 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: sunday morning Gee Dee, baby. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What the fuck True dat. Sunday GD is best GD. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:57:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: gonna need pics of said GILF there big shooter. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I won't lie, the cashier at the home depot is a complete gilf. She started chatting up my wife about her ink and it turns out she's fucking 20 years older than I thought she was. These old lesbians might be hot Don't ruin it GD It's Lita Ford. She works at home depot in the garden center |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:57:34 AM EST
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OP: y'all watch leanbeefpatty videos together?
 EATING ONLY McDONALD'S FOR 24HRS - 5000+ calorie mega refeed y'all should. that little gal rustles my jmmies. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:58:06 AM EST
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I don't know if you're still answering questions but I'll just put it out there:
What about ass play? Is that on the table at that age? And how would you describe those old titties? Big, small, average? And their character? Perksters? Flappies? Hangers? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:58:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: True dat. Sunday GD is best GD.  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:59:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How long were you chatting online before meeting irl? How many irl dates before you went south? Does she reciprocate? When is it considered "sex" w/ lesbians? Homo and hetero sex is easy to define by penetration, but if I finger a girl or get a bj it doesn't count. Chatted a little over a month. Put out right away, which I wasn't anticipating, because to be honest, most women aren't attractive to me anymore. It's not that I don't like women, I don't like helpless or weak women. My definition of weak. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:59:44 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/dc/6b/79dc6be9b91821febf8097a14d720086.jpg So who made the first move?  This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time Is that a euphemism for the fact she had a tiny pussy she named Dog, or she brought her dog on a date? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:00:16 PM EST
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Question….
When two old lesbians scissor each other, and the silver pubes rub together, do they polish each other and really shine? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:00:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is the rule of thumb that most women are only 2 to 5 drinks away from switching teams accurate? That seem the case way back when. There was a lot of drinking though. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:01:23 PM EST
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Perhaps the most epic AMA thread. Congrats, OP.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:01:41 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Question . When two old lesbians scissor each other, and the silver pubes rub together, do they polish each other and really shine? try to keep up, donnie. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:01:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I played an acoustic guitar, my favorite was a Tacoma chief. I liked picking but it's really hard on the hands. Elderly woman have bad hands The 9'ers game is about to start, will check back in on this thread later. It still has potential.  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:02:41 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? I can't discuss this in real life and of course I had to tell someone. I figured a break was needed from Trump Kamala threads. At least it's not doooommm |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:03:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait... old lesbians do sex stuff? I guess I just always assumed that if they were anything like old straight women they's just sit around and knit or what not. I was surprised as well. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:03:43 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:04:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How many cats do you own? None. I have 2 beagles. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:04:27 PM EST
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How old were you when you knew you were a lesbian and began to dabble?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:05:02 PM EST
[#32]
Do you hunt over bait in real life too?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:05:26 PM EST
[#33]
I fucking love this place
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:05:39 PM EST
[#34]
What brand of coconut oil is Tier One?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:06:39 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:07:01 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can't discuss this in real life and of course I had to tell someone. I figured a break was needed from Trump Kamala threads. At least it's not doooommm not yet.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:08:14 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Best thread ever. Needs more pics. I worked with a guy who wanted granny from Beverly Hillbillies. Shit, I'd hammer Blanche from Golden Girls. You know what, maybe even the "where's the beef" lady... Don't ruin it for us. Joan Collins was a good looking older woman, I wood have plowed as a young man.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:08:31 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So, you're a switch hitter? Then it begs the question. Would you be into grandpa as much as you're into his old lady or is this a permanent switch? Not a switch hitter. When I was young teh ghey was frowned upon. And I got married at 18 because everyone got married at 18. Then later, had guy friends, but the thing about being 6 drinks from switching teams goes both ways. Also guys are easier. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:09:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Usually carpet munching. Maybe scissoring or otherwise groping around. Then the big-O or two. Or three or four Thanks for clearing this up. I have a few gay friends on both sides. Never thought to really ask this. One time one female said "yeah I fucked her." Never thought to ask her to elaborate and explain. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:10:09 PM EST
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Paraphrased from the Ben Franklin essay "Old Mistresses’ Apologue,”
First, older woman had more wordly knowledge than younger women. Hence, they were better conversationalists and companions. Older women may not be as attractive as younger ones but were much nicer to their partners. That happened, according to Franklin, because when a woman lost her looks, “she studies to be good,” is willing to do “a thousand and one favors,” and is “the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick.” Since she was older, her partner didn’t have to worry about her becoming pregnant. Being more experienced, older women were also more discreet about their affairs than younger ones. Even though Franklin complained that the faces and necks of older women were more wrinkled than younger ones, that wasn't important. After all, he reminded his friend that the “lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever . . . As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporeal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and frequently superior” to that of younger women. Since she was no longer a virgin, her lover never had to worry about ruining her purity or reputation. Unlike younger, more demanding women, older ones were simply happy to have a lover. Best of all, Franklin gleefully wrote, “They are so grateful!” Granted, in his time "old" meant 50s but psychologically this would hold true today. I had a short relationship with a woman 20 years older than I when I was 30s and she kept herself in shape. Her face was the only part of her that seemed older. My question: As an older woman yourself, do you find it easier to look past physical attraction and connect on a deeper emotional/intellectual level? Particularly as a lesbian since we are generally lead to believe this is more commonly achieved even with younger lesbians. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:10:55 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks for clearing this up. I have a few gay friends on both sides. Never thought to really ask this. One time one female said "yeah I fucked her." Never thought to ask her to elaborate and explain. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:11:43 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Whatever I'm in , I don't believe you mentioned it but did she return the favor of application ? Not exactly. I wanted to avoid it because I was a little freaked out and surprised. Don't worry, we'll get around to it. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:12:15 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A quick page by page search for SIIHPAPP showed no SIIHPAPPs. Does that mean that SIIHPAPP would be a faux pas or just overlooked by a titillated crowd? 'Cause OG reply would be, without any doubt, SIIHPAPP. Asking for a friend. You're absolutely right. 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:12:51 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:13:16 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? Depends. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:13:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No question here but congrats. I've heard love life after divorce can be difficult, even more so later in life. So hats off to you and enjoy it. No snarky immature comments from me (for this topic at least lol). That is my view. If you have someone to actually share your life with at your age, queer or not, good on you. Monica Bellucci still has not answered any of my 5304 emails, so I'm in limbo with her. Do please refrain from sharing any heated granny-groping stories and I'm good. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:14:06 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP: y'all watch leanbeefpatty videos together? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMioy'all should. that little gal rustles my jmmies. I like leanberfpatty and also Dana Lynn Bailey. Also Kristen Nunn. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:15:01 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? You crack me up sometimes. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:15:27 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know if you're still answering questions but I'll just put it out there: What about ass play? Is that on the table at that age? And how would you describe those old titties? Big, small, average? And their character? Perksters? Flappies? Hangers? Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:15:27 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." |
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