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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:15:41 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like leanberfpatty and also Dana Lynn Bailey. Also Kristen Nunn. re: leanbeefpatty i want our Queen to crush my skull between her magnificent thighs whilst grabbing my hair and forcing my face deeper twixt her nethers with sheer raw powerful animal desire and screaming: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!! |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:16:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:16:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What’s the sex toy play look like. Dildo, double Enders, strap on? Whatcha got in ya sock drawer. We still need an answer here. Dildos and vibes. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:16:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't know if you're still answering questions but I'll just put it out there: What about ass play? Is that on the table at that age? And how would you describe those old titties? Big, small, average? And their character? Perksters? Flappies? Hangers? Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea. Pretty sure he meant her ass play…. But could be wrong. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:17:16 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We still need an answer here. Dildos and vibes.  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:18:08 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sheeet.... Them pushin cushin in them darn hills... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is it true, that the only "real" lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness? Like men in prison. even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky. Sheeet.... Them pushin cushin in them darn hills... Ha |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:18:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a euphemism for the fact she had a tiny pussy she named Dog, or she brought her dog on a date? She has a little dog and brought him, we had discussed that. I have 2 beagles, they all got along. My beagles have their own room but since the routine was different I let them do whatever they wanted. I have a king sized bed, the little dog layed on a blanket at the bottom. Not even noticeable. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:18:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Forester or Crosstrek?  Dude, I'm as straight a man as are made, but even I like that little Crosstrek. Drove my my brother's 2020 model in a long trip two years back. Awesome little car. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:20:07 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, I'm as straight a man as are made, but even I like that little Crosstrek. Drove my my brother's 2020 model in a long trip two years back. Awesome little car. do with that what you will. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:20:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How old were you when you knew you were a lesbian and began to dabble? I kind of always knew but I didn't know there was a word for that until my teens, which of course I was horrified I could be one. Didn't dabble until mid 20's. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:22:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you hunt over bait in real life too? Actually yes. It's legal to hunt over bait in South Carolina. I have posted pics of me hunting over bait. Got both pigs and deer. See, that's another thing that makes the dating pool small. Also hunted with dogs. That's even worse than the beans or no beans argument. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:25:48 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:27:22 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: *Snip* I had a short relationship with a woman 20 years older than I when I was 30s and she kept herself in shape. Her face was the only part of her that seemed older. My question: As an older woman yourself, do you find it easier to look past physical attraction and connect on a deeper emotional/intellectual level? Particularly as a lesbian since we are generally lead to believe this is more commonly achieved even with younger lesbians. It's pretty easy to look past looks, except a certain amount of obesity. I don't understand how some of the huge land whales do it. I'm wondering if they really do |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:29:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? I know it sucks just as bad, I had a coworker going through it. She was not the mother, her soon to be ex wife was. She got hammered with child support, had to give her new truck to the wife and was generally fucked over financially just like guys usually are. Marriage is a contract no matter who is involved and at least one person usually gets screwed when it ends. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:29:33 PM EST
[#15]
Ok, the responses are now over.
I need to make some coffee and get back to whatever it is I was doing. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:29:39 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: re: leanbeefpatty i want our Queen to crush my skull between her magnificent thighs whilst grabbing my hair and forcing my face deeper twixt her nethers with sheer raw powerful animal desire and screaming: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!! I admire your passion for this thread. You'll probably have enough material to write a thesis by time it's over. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:31:54 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: See, that's what I was expecting! Because the parts exposed to sun are wrinkled and leathery. But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall. So…. The vagene looked normal ?? Like maybe still milfy? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:33:20 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it true, that the only “real” lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness? Like men in prison. Them fat white monster like them some dark meat. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:34:10 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok, the responses are now over. I need to make some coffee and get back to whatever it is I was doing.  i'm out.gif
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:34:55 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:35:05 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I understand. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: also buis, I think from troy, I understand. All the best to gitarmac, your life to do as you chose. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:36:18 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIMI got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIMI got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved can both of you please talk to my wife? thanks in advance |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:36:53 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I admire your passion for this thread. You'll probably have enough material to write a thesis by time it's over. Take a break Will you |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:37:55 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know what any of that means Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I take it you're bobby dooly of the Western states home owners association and that you appear reguarly on the Phil Hendrie show I don't know what any of that means I do lmao! Phil was a radio character guy who started off in Miami Florida, After Neil God! Rogers show. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:39:02 PM EST
[#25]
Awwwww. She didn’t answer the dildo question. Bummed out
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:40:38 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:41:32 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:45:06 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:48:46 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Awwwww. She didn’t answer the dildo question. Bummed out I am disappointed in this as well... |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:50:10 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all. It’s the same thing. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:50:16 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? Depends. 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:53:07 PM EST
[#32]
Making new friends, much less dating, is really difficult as we age. Most people have reached a level fo comfort with their foibles by 70. That means, they wear their weirdnesses on their chests, so to speak. Good on you for running into someone not batshit crazy.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:55:00 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you both drive a Subaru with a bunch of stickers telling everyone about this? I would think just a “applicator tube” sticker would suffice. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:56:06 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A quick page by page search for SIIHPAPP showed no SIIHPAPPs. Does that mean that SIIHPAPP would be a faux pas or just overlooked by a titillated crowd? 'Cause OG reply would be, without any doubt, SIIHPAPP. Asking for a friend. SIHPAPP will come with a detachable penis. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:57:12 PM EST
[#35]
I’m only to page 3, so maybe it’s been asked.
Did granny reciprocate and chow down on your fur burger or did you have to wander home and handle your business? Asking for spank bank stuff if I run out of all the other twisted shit I use. In all reality though. Good for you. Everyone deserves a good romp in the sack from time to time. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:57:32 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Usually carpet munching. Maybe scissoring or otherwise groping around. Then the big-O or two. Or three or four Does the Big O stay within the penile codes of your city limits? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 12:57:48 PM EST
[#37]
I just want to know which of them brought the trailer full of their shit on the second date.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:01:46 PM EST
[#38]
Well, it seems GD is still capable of delivering good old fashioned entertainment threads from time to time. I have to say I have never wondered about the sex life of older lesbians, but here I am, getting educated anyway.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:02:02 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP: y'all watch leanbeefpatty videos together? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMioy'all should. that little gal rustles my jmmies. Wtf is wrong with this chick ? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:02:57 PM EST
[#40]
Is anal off or on the table?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:04:10 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? From my vicarious experience, there is a substantial difference between gay and lesbian breakups, as males and females are vastly different creatures... |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:04:29 PM EST
[#42]
Tag, this is awesome! thanks OP!
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:07:10 PM EST
[#43]
You have beagles what kind of dog does she have?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:08:45 PM EST
[#44]
Note to self, query mature lesbians on the "hub".
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:14:53 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:15:29 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Go on... @dfarm lol This definitely isn’t as exciting as it will seem. Some dude during early covid times was talking about how he lives in France and saying a bunch of stuff nobody believed. He got called out by the mods as posting from Virginia but he claimed it was VPN. I video chatted with him and confirmed he was a French resident. I guess i got chosen because of Portuguese and Spanish fluency. No sexting occurred unfortunately. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:16:48 PM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:22:43 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Were there any cob webs down there? All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. Not nessesarily so my young fren! with this I defer to Benamin Franklin, a man of considerable experience in the matter... "Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever" 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:23:16 PM EST
[#49]
I'm just taking this thread as an overall net positive that I might get to be sexually active into the 70s
I too always figured OP was a dude |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 1:24:21 PM EST
[#50]
Not judging. Because if Dolly Parton knocked on my front door…..
Of course I’m in my 60’s too. |
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