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Posted: 4/4/2020 10:56:12 PM EDT

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Karen Baskin

Fuckin bitch

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:56:21 PM EDT

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nvm, didn't realize it was parroty

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:56:24 PM EDT

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Any Karen's in there with 5 crotch fruit in tow?

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:57:30 PM EDT

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So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account.

I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I’m there

Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I’m writing a check for no reason

I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!?

Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Hermès tie and Jacob and Company watch.

He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance

10 minutes later I’m out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye

This is a very large national community bank and I’m considering moving my money

How was your day?

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Posted: 4/4/2020 10:57:41 PM EDT

[#5]

you need calgon

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:57:46 PM EDT

[#6]

Now I know what a SAR is.

Stupid Activity Report

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:57:51 PM EDT

[#7]

So mad! I told my dog I’d give him $5 if he gave me $5 and the goddamn volcanos are 15 raccoons!

Makes about as much sense.

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:57:53 PM EDT

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I mean, really?

You posted a thread about THIS lame ass shit?

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5 digits, scro

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:58:54 PM EDT

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Par - o - deeee! Marchin' on the thread of tears...

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:59:08 PM EDT

[#10]

$100.00 ?

Well.....it is five digits.

Posted: 4/4/2020 10:59:26 PM EDT

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Do you want to get banned from GD again, @midcap ?

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Posted: 4/4/2020 11:02:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Gotta deposit them bingo winnings.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:04:05 PM EDT

[#13]

DK-Prof said play nice, so I won’t say anything.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:04:49 PM EDT

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So was this from Checking account from Bank A into checking account from Bank B?

I have no comprehension of why you would do this from and to the same checking account.

Anybody got an explanation?

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Old people write checks out to cash for themselves. They do it so they don't have to fill out a withdrawal slip. Thier arthritis could flare up during the trip to the bank. There's zero reason for them to be there. They could use the Ass To Mouth machine but they're generally lonely and looking for small talk and to tell the fat 20 year old clerk she's a cutie.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:05:11 PM EDT

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If you count the change I have a five digit bank account. I’m kind of a big client.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:06:34 PM EDT

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Really "try hard" parody....

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And IBTL

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:07:48 PM EDT

[#17]

5 digits huh you big ol fuckin pimp?

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:12:58 PM EDT

[#18]

You only have five digits in your account lol. Go be poor on DU.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:13:39 PM EDT

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Oh well with all the film and gloom I’d figure I’d try to Brighten a few people’s day

Lock it down

Sorry for wasting resources

Mech2007 I still love you

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:14:35 PM EDT

[#20]

Boomers.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:15:50 PM EDT

[#21]

This has got to be a parody, or a troll or satire

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:17:30 PM EDT

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Was Karen and her brood there too?

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This

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:18:01 PM EDT

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Was Karen and her brood there too?

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This

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:25:23 PM EDT

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Oh well with all the film and gloom I’d figure I’d try to Brighten a few people’s day

Lock it down

Sorry for wasting resources

Mech2007 I still love you

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Posted: 4/4/2020 11:28:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/4/2020 11:37:13 PM EDT

[#26]

Did you even think to ask her or did you just assume her gender??

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:40:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/4/2020 11:44:17 PM EDT

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Five digit balance, man!

Status isn't until 6, and even then no real perks until 7, not to include investments held by the firm.

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Do the digits after the decimal count? I'm a solid 5 if so.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:48:33 PM EDT

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Your first problem is a large national community bank. If it is BOA or Wells Fargo you are dealing with government approved taxpayer funded crooks. You need a regional bank or a credit union.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:48:54 PM EDT

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A five whole digit account balance?

WOW! Bet that impressed the heck out of them!

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Does that include the .XX?

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:53:05 PM EDT

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5 digits...LOL

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I think that was an attempt as a flex.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:54:52 PM EDT

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Was Karen and her brood there too?

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Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:55:50 PM EDT

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OH FUCK

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:56:28 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/4/2020 11:56:38 PM EDT

[#35]

Awesome thread OP. IBTL

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:58:01 PM EDT

[#36]

Haha, I'll give you a B OP. Could have expanded on the copypasta watch story.

Posted: 4/4/2020 11:59:13 PM EDT

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Quoted: I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance

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"figure", the term is "figure"

Posted: 4/5/2020 12:08:13 AM EDT

[#38]

Wait..what???

why didn't you use cash to transfer money from one account to another?

are these check things something new?

Posted: 4/5/2020 12:10:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:11:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:13:48 AM EDT

[#41]

Uh OP, you can transfer shit electronically now. Reported.

Posted: 4/5/2020 12:13:52 AM EDT

[#42]

The original thread will become legendary here.

Posted: 4/5/2020 12:19:52 AM EDT

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How else is OP supposed to know that enough money will be available for him next time he needs to withdraw cash to make his mortgage payment?
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:21:31 AM EDT

[#44]

There is no mercy here for the retarded.

Posted: 4/5/2020 12:22:39 AM EDT

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My local bank took out their drive thru, and you have to call the branch make a appointment then they unlock the door for you. Fucking bananas, our credit union we use for our business is not open Saturdays. I hate this world right now.