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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:39:57 AM EDT
[#1]
Snickers at 5 digits. Go be poor somewhere else.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:42:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OK Kyle. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:42:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I'm there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I'm writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Herms tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I'm a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I'm out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I'm considering moving my money How was your day? Need pic of new (i.e. young and hopefully hot) teller. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:42:31 AM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this a joke? Parody thread. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:42:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:44:02 AM EDT
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PS: OP aren't you an institutional-grade investor or something? Why are you wasting your time going to a physical bank location and writing physical checks???
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Posted: 4/5/2020 8:40:52 AM EDT
[#7]
really scraping the bottom of the barrel for thread topics these days
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Posted: 4/5/2020 8:48:11 AM EDT
[#8]
This is either fake news or OP is a major jerkoff
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Posted: 4/5/2020 8:48:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/5/2020 8:52:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Humble brag is humble.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:00:41 AM EDT
[#11]
5 digit acount balance? I have a 5 digit acount balance and I'm poor as shit. Yeah definitely a high roller buddy.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:01:41 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryAs much as a hate this meme, its completely appropriate and accurate for this post. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:04:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:06:59 AM EDT
[#14]
You went to a bank to transfer money between accounts and used a check to do so?
What the hell is wrong with you? Use mobile banking like the rest of the world. Fuck. Edited because we are supposed to be nice. So, just don’t do dumb stuff like that again. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:07:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Nice.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:09:58 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I’m there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I’m writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Hermès tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I’m out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I’m considering moving my money How was your day? You don't have enough money for the bank to care. Sorry! |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:13:04 AM EDT
[#17]
ETA never mind must be a parody thread, at least I hope
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:14:10 AM EDT
[#18]
That was a pretty quick request for a lock down.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:20:29 AM EDT
[#19]
5 digit balance. Wow, you are the 1%
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:26:46 AM EDT
[#20]
Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............
Pear-O-Dee thread...........
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:49:38 AM EDT
[#21]
Well damn. IBTL and....
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Posted: 4/5/2020 9:54:38 AM EDT
[#22]
Link to the real thread?
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Posted: 4/5/2020 10:52:48 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............ Pear-O-Dee thread........... Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 10:54:45 AM EDT
[#24]
I haven’t been inside a bank in YEARS.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:07:11 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Deposit a check? Ok boomer My dad does dumb shit like that also...
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:08:43 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............ Pear-O-Dee thread........... Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:09:53 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: for some reason I assumed you were less than 65 years old Me too! He's probably 12 years old and thought this stupid story would garner him some attention. Because that's the only reason he made this up. To get his childish, immature, rocks off. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:10:33 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You went to a bank to transfer money between accounts and used a check to do so? What the hell is wrong with you? Use mobile banking like the rest of the world. Fuck. Edited because we are supposed to be nice. So, just don’t do dumb stuff like that again. I figure they're just lucky that he didn't take it out it in nickels and then re-deposit them. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:13:05 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I'm there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I'm writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Herms tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I'm a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I'm out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I'm considering moving my money How was your day? 5 digit account balance? Those are rookie numbers.... |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:14:38 AM EDT
[#30]
A whole 5 digits huh?
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:21:04 AM EDT
[#31]
What in the hell are you even talking about?
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:36:00 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "figure", the term is "figure" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance "figure", the term is "figure" Not when you count the cents as two digits 
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:38:38 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not when you count the cents as two digits Damn....beaten like a bad monkey.
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:41:07 AM EDT
[#34]
Boomer problems
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:41:37 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:41:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 5 digit account balance? Those are rookie numbers.... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I'm there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I'm writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Herms tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I'm a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I'm out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I'm considering moving my money How was your day? 5 digit account balance? Those are rookie numbers.... Baller status!! 999.99!!!! |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:41:54 AM EDT
[#37]
SAR humble-brag
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:42:04 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A five whole digit account balance? WOW! Bet that impressed the heck out of them! The teller got wet. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:43:11 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done genius, keep those melinial x y z punks in their place of doom by boomers |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:43:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Was Karen and her brood there too? Yes. He was Karen. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:46:49 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Weak OP. Hey back to me when you loan yourself the money to buy your house, go to one bank to buy a cashiers check to deposit into your checking account in person in the branch at your other bank and then circle around to the ATM to withdraw enough cash to go to the Western Union to get another money order which you will deposit into your savings account that you will them save instead of investing into pork belly futures. That's crazy enough to work!
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Posted: 4/5/2020 11:55:14 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: genius, keep those melinial x y z punks in their place of doom by boomers Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done genius, keep those melinial x y z punks in their place of doom by boomers I am the oldest millennial |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:02:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it's a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I'm not sure what more I could have done Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............ Pear-O-Dee thread........... Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. @klausyrophobia Clearly it's a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I'm not sure what more I could have done The other one was just a bit better. The paperless statements.... Now I want to read it again. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:09:17 PM EDT
[#44]
I’ll have a coke
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:16:30 PM EDT
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I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance
Does that include the decimal point? |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:21:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:22:23 PM EDT
[#47]
Our bank loan officer (25 years with this bank, or the banks they bought out) told us they were prioritizing the applications of restaurants and bars.
25 years averaging around 8 million in deposits every year. They really don't give a flying fuck. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:23:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:24:16 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why deposit a check from your checking account into your checking account? The money is already in the account. He explained that very clearly. Bank fraud. |
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Posted: 4/5/2020 12:25:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm confused. You wrote a check to yourself and deposited it back into the same account? Maybe it’s an old person thing. |
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