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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:41:13 PM EDT
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A first look has been revealed at what will be the biggest floating cesspool/disease carrier in the world when she debuts in 2024.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:41:18 PM EDT
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7,600? Yeah that sounds fun. It's a big ship but not really when you consider how many people are on it. Sounds fun, packed in like sardines in a sea of vibrant humanity.  

Their renders show all these nice pool/lounge areas with a few people around, when in reality it's more like this. Hard pass:

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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:45:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Diversity is not the strength of the artist renderings.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:46:39 PM EDT
[#4]
GD pearl clutching cruise thread

Petri dish
Land whales
Norovirus
Poors
Foreigners

Can’t CCW
Not classy enough
Probably some gays on it
Might sink
Have to interact with people for once
Covid
Sardine can
Maybe OK if Alaska or similar manly destination
Too fancy, I prefer fish camp
Screaming rugrats
Too expensive
Cruises can be tolerable if my strict preferences are satisfied
Golden Corral
There’s pee in the pools
Buffet riots
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:49:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:50:52 PM EDT
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I've been on one of RC's mega-ships, and it was awesome. Y'all need to leave mom's basement once in a while.


PS:  No one in our family got sick, either.
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Annnnndddd...


The usual GD whiny crybaby sissies are making the usual comments.

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I've been on one of RC's mega-ships, and it was awesome. Y'all need to leave mom's basement once in a while.


PS:  No one in our family got sick, either.



Cruise ships don’t have the best health and safety record.


PS. I haven’t been murdered even though the murder rate is high.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 12:59:25 PM EDT
[#7]
I would be interested if the passenger capacity was half as much and the price was twice as expensive with all other things unchanged.





Link Posted: 10/21/2022 1:21:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Not for all the tea in china.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 1:32:48 PM EDT
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World's largest floating petri dish...

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Perfect comment ...what an incubator that'll make...
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 1:35:32 PM EDT
[#10]
23 loungers on deck
all "reserved" and empty for 6 hours by a book or a towel
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:01:49 PM EDT
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Am I in before the party poopers

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The wife says she is ready to go, and so am I.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:06:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Cruises are one step above anniversaries at Golden Corral.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:08:16 PM EDT
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I love cruising but I think I will not be taking that ship. More than 7k passengers? Sure, big enough to spread everyone out across multiple decks etc.

Nah, I don't want to make reservations for shows, dinner, comedians etc.

NCL's Breakaway class is about as large as I will do (4000). Bliss is a great ship and will be on it next month.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:17:11 PM EDT
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Cruises can be really great, but you have to select the type of cruise carefully.  I like to avoid screaming children, drunk spring break partiers, and fat/old people who jam up lines to everything.  I would spend my money on a smaller ship where price keeps most of the low end people crowded into giant ships.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:23:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:33:25 PM EDT
[#16]
No thanks….
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:36:46 PM EDT
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GD pearl clutching cruise thread

Petri dish
Land whales
Norovirus
Foreigners
Can’t CCW
Probably some gays on it
Might sink
Have to interact with people for once
Covid
Sardine can
Maybe Alaska or similar manly destination but not those fruity islands

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Not classy enough
Too classy for me
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You forgot..

Botulism
Legionnaires Disease
A rainbow of STD's
Rape
Theft
Pirates (probably)

Otherwise, a pretty complete list.

Duke
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:40:07 PM EDT
[#18]
Just in time to be commandeered as a NYC illegals housing barge!
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 2:40:57 PM EDT
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Biden should seize it to house illegal immigrants.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 3:36:12 PM EDT
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FPNI


Almost always.


Funny how you read the op and have a thought and it's the first fucking post
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 3:46:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:19:13 PM EDT
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I've been on one cruise, and it wasn't so bad, but that was before COVID.

To get me on a ship of that size would require:

All passengers >18
All passengers fit in the BMI "healthy" range
All passengers at or above the median IQ for the state of embarkation

But that's just me.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:26:04 PM EDT
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Exactly what I was thinking.
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The pictures make it look like a good time but I bet reality will have an extra 8000 people running around ruining it

Exactly what I was thinking.

Yep.

Talka about false advertising. You know the passengers aren't going to look like that.

The ship will weigh 250,800 gross tons when completed, and when it sets sail, it'll have an additional 1200 gross tons.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:27:30 PM EDT
[#24]
Yeah, nah.  Not a cruise guy but different strokes. Big damn ship.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:27:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Aww I thought the name of the ship was Behemoth.

That'd have been much cooler.


Now it's just a floating Golden Coral/Walmart
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:31:28 PM EDT
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GD pearl clutching cruise thread

Petri dish
Land whales
Norovirus
Poors
Foreigners

Can’t CCW
Not classy enough
Probably some gays on it
Might sink
Have to interact with people for once
Covid
Sardine can
Maybe OK if Alaska or similar manly destination
Too fancy, I prefer fish camp
Screaming rugrats
Too expensive
Cruises can be tolerable if my strict preferences are satisfied
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FTS
It's all urine, pee-pee.

Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:33:20 PM EDT
[#27]
Faith Marie Smith does not approve!
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:36:47 PM EDT
[#28]
We did WotS on her third or fourth week when she was new earlier this year. Has a really good time, did not get sick, did not have a  sweaty 300 lb hairy European in a Speedo rub up on me, did not have Golden Corral buffet, did not have screaming kids terrorize the pool.

Did have towels on lounge chairs at 6am with nobody until noon. Probably the only thing that annoyed me. Where don't you get that?


Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:40:34 PM EDT
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Royal Caribbean (RCI) posted a video update showing progress on the ‘Icon of the Seas’ construction.

She is being built at the Meyer Turku shipyard in Finland and will be the first RCI cruise ship to be powered by LNG.

The video showed the fitting of the LNG fuel tanks, weighing 307 tonnes and of 90 ft in length. RCI claimed that the two LNG fuel tanks are the largest in the cruise industry.

In addition, ‘Icon of the Seas’ will use a shore power connection that removes emissions while berthed.

She will also have advanced waste heat recovery systems fitted that uses the heat for energy across the ship.





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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:44:46 PM EDT
[#30]
Someone should start a submarine cruise line for all of the arfcom basement dwellers.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 4:46:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Looks like fun. I’m game as is Mrs Rabinowitz.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:05:28 PM EDT
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We did WotS on her third or fourth week when she was new earlier this year. Has a really good time, did not get sick, did not have a  sweaty 300 lb hairy European in a Speedo rub up on me, did not have Golden Corral buffet, did not have screaming kids terrorize the pool.

Did have towels on lounge chairs at 6am with nobody until noon. Probably the only thing that annoyed me. Where don't you get that?


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Its universal and against the rules. My cure for this is to make good friends with the pool and pool bar people. They will point out the chairs being saved and turn their heads when I remove whatever is being used and take my seat. Works every time.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:20:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:35:08 PM EDT
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GD pearl clutching cruise thread

Petri dish
Land whales
Norovirus
Poors
Foreigners

Can’t CCW
Not classy enough
Probably some gays on it
Might sink
Have to interact with people for once
Covid
Sardine can
Maybe OK if Alaska or similar manly destination
Too fancy, I prefer fish camp
Screaming rugrats
Too expensive
Cruises can be tolerable if my strict preferences are satisfied
Golden Corral
There’s pee in the pools
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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:37:32 PM EDT
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Second best terrorist target is a cruise liner.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:40:36 PM EDT
[#36]
I'll save my thousands of dollars and abstain from Norovirus, thanks.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:40:37 PM EDT
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We did WotS on her third or fourth week when she was new earlier this year. Has a really good time, did not get sick, did not have a  sweaty 300 lb hairy European in a Speedo rub up on me, did not have Golden Corral buffet, did not have screaming kids terrorize the pool.

Did have towels on lounge chairs at 6am with nobody until noon. Probably the only thing that annoyed me. Where don't you get that?


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Carnival pool staff will now place a label on a chair when people place items and walk away. Time limit is 45 minutes. They will take the stuff to the towel counter.

I've seen it in action. Love to see peoples faces when someone is in "their" chair. Stuffs at the towel counter lady!
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:42:40 PM EDT
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If they had a Hedonism week sponsored by Wicked Weasel, I'd FO.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:44:25 PM EDT
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I went on a cruise ship a couple times, had fun but they need to eliminate the low income rooms. Lots of 3rd world looking/acting shit dwellers. They mostly confine themselves around the pool
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:48:36 PM EDT
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No fatties allowed on this ship.

It looks pretty cool,  I'd be tempted to try it.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:52:00 PM EDT
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Exolosive shits or she breaks amidship...

Titanic is written all over this...
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:54:58 PM EDT
[#42]
Can't wait for the worlds biggest 'Whirl-star video'
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:57:07 PM EDT
[#43]
Too big to sink?
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:59:19 PM EDT
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Seems very unrealistic, there isn't a single obese person in the photos. someone needs to correct this
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:00:46 PM EDT
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Used to cruise 2-4 x a year before covid. Living within 45 minutes of two major ports gets me awesome last minute deals on all lines.  Never liked the bigger ships.  Doesn't feel like cruising at all.  Largest for me are RCCLs Freeom class ships, NCLs Breakaway class and Carnival's Conquest class.

150k size seems to be the sweet spot for large enough to not be boring but not to large to no longer feel you are at sea cruising
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:02:04 PM EDT
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It's all good until you gotta get off the boat at the end of a week.

THE LINES.  

Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:04:13 PM EDT
[#47]
Mayotanker tanker
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:08:40 PM EDT
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I enjoy cruises.  Have did several of Carnivals - including one where we rented one of the nicer suites (we had 5 people, so the suite was not more expensive than 2 rooms).  Only a couple of the suites in the video came close to comparing to the one we had on Carnival.  Biggest complaint was they were ass backwards for the most part.  They put the primary bed in the living room.  Our carnival suit had a primary bedroom and 2 full baths.  It also had full glass front view and a private side balcony with full windows and door).  I don't recall if the main bedroom had it's own window and door to the side balcony.

What Carnival did not do is have different class tickets.  You did not have to upgrade your ticket to use certain dining rooms.  They scheduled dining well - we had our own table, the same table, every night - and never a wait for it.   Sadly, cruise food is what it is.  First cruise, there was usually 1 good entree on the menu.  Buy the last cruise, it was hard to get excited about any entree.  The new menu's best day was pretty much the old ones other days.  Carnival does have exclusive dining, but that is access - it is not included.  RC sounded the same.  We always did dining room at night.  Buffet had declined in quality worse than the dining rooms.  For lunch, Guy's burgers were the best option - and they are not exceptional.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:09:12 PM EDT
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Should we have waited until the buffet line fight videos were posted online?
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Should we have waited until the buffet line fight videos were posted online?


That happens on carnival, not royal carribbean
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:10:24 PM EDT
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LOL wanna bet? Cruise more.. Only actual brawl I saw up close was on RCCL Monarch of the Seas many years ago. Never saw one on Carnival of NCL or HAL or Celebrity.

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