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Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:12:53 PM EST
[#1]
I will wait to see what happens before i get on the biggest cruise ship ever. I saw what kate did to leo
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:19:52 PM EST
[#2]
I gotta be honest, I have never understood why people like cruise ships. Maybe I am just a curmudgeon but being trapped in a space with several thousand people is my worse nightmare.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:20:37 PM EST
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Biden should seize it to house illegal immigrants.
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I came here to post this.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:27:39 PM EST
[#4]
It's cool they can build them that big, but that is not for me. I would be more at home an smaller boat. Saga and Viking have boats with 200-300 people and that is big enough. Hell there are yacht cruises with 30 people on board... that would be fun as hell.  That mega boat is just too much.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:36:34 PM EST
[#5]
Titanic part II.

A festering cesspool of disease and pestilence.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:39:23 PM EST
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Behemoth, eh? The OPA running it?
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Until Duarte’s MCRN traitors send in the Tempest. Those fuckers.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 5:44:30 PM EST
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If they had a Hedonism week sponsored by Wicked Weasel, I'd FO.
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As long as they don't have anything that requires bigger than sz Small bottoms, sure!
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:12:14 PM EST
[#8]
If you’re the kinda guy that walks past a whole row of urinals to stand next to the only fella using one, you’re probably gonna love a cruise ship.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:14:53 PM EST
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Used to cruise 2-4 x a year before covid. Living within 45 minutes of two major ports gets me awesome last minute deals on all lines.  Never liked the bigger ships.  Doesn't feel like cruising at all.  Largest for me are RCCLs Freeom class ships, NCLs Breakaway class and Carnival's Conquest class.

150k size seems to be the sweet spot for large enough to not be boring but not to large to no longer feel you are at sea cruising
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Yup, thats the sweet spot. I've been on 30+ cruises. 100,000 to 150,000 GT is big enough that you have plenty of stuff to do/see, but not so big as to be a chore to get around. Even 80,000 to 90,000 GT sized ships are "comfortable".

Some of the very first ships I went were in the 40,000 GT range. Back in the old Sitmar days like the Fairsky, and later the Sky Princess, Golden Princess(old) and later ships started getting bigger with the Crown Princess and Regal Princess. I've also been on the Royal Princess, Golden Princess, Star Princess, Grand Princess, Diamond Princess, Sapphire Princess and soon, the Discovery Princess.

As far as Royal Caribbean, I'm not as well traveled on their new really big stuff. I've been on the Sun Viking, Viking Serenade, Sovereign of the Seas, Monarch of the Seas, Splendour of the Seas, Legend of the Seas, Freedom of the Seas and the Vision of the Seas. I like their upscale Celebrity brand much more, the quality of food and service is far superior to standard RCL. I've been on Millennium, Constellation, Infinity multiple times as well as the Equinox.

Holland American is not my favorite. Service and food is OK, but the ships feel boring. I've only been on the Rotterdam, Amsterdam and the Oosterdam.

The best food and service is Cunard, hands down. I went on the Queen Mary 2 in a Queen's Grill suite and it was absolutely top notch.

I won't consider a Carnival or NCL ship.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:23:20 PM EST
[#10]
Take the great unwashed, add unlimited alcohol, a dash disease and remove common sense, sounds like a good time, right?
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:38:40 PM EST
[#11]
It will be banned from docking.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:43:53 PM EST
[#12]


Don't be this guy! Entitlement of the Seas! ??
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:50:59 PM EST
[#13]
I like cruising but that doesn’t look fun to me.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 6:52:20 PM EST
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Golden Coral of the Seas
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No shit.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 7:21:52 PM EST
[#15]
I will admit, the ship looks impressive as heck.

Cap the limit at say 2,500 passengers with tickets starting at $4k, maybe. 7000+ people with $1xxx tickets? No thanks.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 7:30:05 PM EST
[#16]
Party on if thats your thing mang. Just not for me
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 7:39:13 PM EST
[#17]
Those pictures showing the passengers are about as accurate as the pictures of McDonalds food.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 8:03:15 PM EST
[#18]
No fuckin' thanks.


Link Posted: 10/21/2022 8:09:40 PM EST
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Not one person in the renderings is overweight.
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The cake is a lie.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 8:13:00 PM EST
[#20]
I cannot wait for the buffet riot videos
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 8:44:30 PM EST
[#21]
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Cruises are one step above anniversaries at Golden Corral.
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And that sir is golden.

Link Posted: 10/21/2022 8:54:16 PM EST
[#22]
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Behemoth, eh? The OPA running it?
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Kudos to you on working in a “The Expanse” reference.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 9:24:31 PM EST
[#23]
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Not one person in the renderings is overweight.
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and the pools aren't full of piss and band-aids.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 9:29:15 PM EST
[#24]
The engineering for those is mind boggling.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 9:32:23 PM EST
[#25]
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Not one person in the renderings is overweight.
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They generally book the 3 day buffet cruse over at Carnival Cruse.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 9:38:53 PM EST
[#26]
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Looks to be a lot of water in that boat.

If I'm sailing, I'll actively seek out a boat that highlights how dry it is. Not one that looks pre-sunk.
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No sink or shower for you.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 10:41:05 PM EST
[#27]
Icon of the Seas: Virtual Ship Tour & Walkthrough
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 10:47:13 PM EST
[#28]
I just got back from a 7 day Carnival cruise of the Mexican riviera,  It's the best bang for the buck that's out there.
No where can a person pay $500 to travel over 2500 miles and be taken to  3 different city's, housed and fed , prime rib, lobster,filet mignon for 7 days with a balcony room , comedy shows,water park,movies,gym,miniture golf and that's only some of the things offered.

There were over 4500 people on the ship I was on and at no time did it feel like it. I can only guess it was because  there is so many places to hang out that no one place was ever overwhelmed.

My kids loved it and if this gets me out of having to go and get raped by the mouse ever other year, then bring on the norovirus or what ever basement dwellers are afraid of.
Link Posted: 10/21/2022 11:40:59 PM EST
[#29]
House arrest with a buffet!
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 1:52:54 AM EST
[#30]
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Come on guys, it's only 7600 other assholes around you.
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Not even if one of you paid my way.

I'll just go to WalMart. Similar experience. And I can leave when I get tired of it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 2:13:26 AM EST
[#31]
That many people us a nightmare.  I’d sail on her if I got lucky and there was only 2500 on board, but that’ll never happen.

Perspective on those numbers, btw.  Titanic was 882.75 feet in length and displaced 46k tons.  This thing is almost 1200 feet and displaces over 250k tons.  

It’s absolutely massive.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 2:16:48 AM EST
[#32]
Anecdotal Evidence:

Exhibit A

Parents went on a cruise recently. Dad had diarrhea and vomiting 2nd night in after eating at buffet. Sounds like norovirus to me.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 2:21:12 AM EST
[#33]
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GD pearl clutching cruise thread

Petri dish
Land whales
Norovirus
Poors
Foreigners

Can't CCW
Not classy enough
Probably some gays on it
Might sink
Have to interact with people for once
Covid
Sardine can
Maybe OK if Alaska or similar manly destination
Too fancy, I prefer fish camp
Screaming rugrats
Too expensive
Cruises can be tolerable if my strict preferences are satisfied
Golden Corral
There's pee in the pools
Buffet riots
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Nailed it
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 2:34:23 AM EST
[#34]
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I just got back from a 7 day Carnival cruise of the Mexican riviera,  It's the best bang for the buck that's out there.
No where can a person pay $500 to travel over 2500 miles and be taken to  3 different city's, housed and fed , prime rib, lobster,filet mignon for 7 days with a balcony room , comedy shows,water park,movies,gym,miniture golf and that's only some of the things offered.

There were over 4500 people on the ship I was on and at no time did it feel like it. I can only guess it was because  there is so many places to hang out that no one place was ever overwhelmed.

My kids loved it and if this gets me out of having to go and get raped by the mouse ever other year, then bring on the norovirus or what ever basement dwellers are afraid of.
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I've never been on a cruise (had multiple chances) but that actually sounds like a good deal.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 2:41:41 AM EST
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The pictures make it look like a good time but I bet reality will have an extra 8000 people running around ruining it
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This. I'm a lot of fun at parties too.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 3:45:42 AM EST
[#36]
"What did you do on your week-long cruise?"

"I walked from one end of the ship to the other, stopping for food and beverages along the way."
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 3:48:07 AM EST
[#37]
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GD pearl clutching cruise thread

Petri dish
Land whales
Norovirus
Poors
Foreigners

Can’t CCW
Not classy enough
Probably some gays on it
Might sink
Have to interact with people for once
Covid
Sardine can
Maybe OK if Alaska or similar manly destination
Too fancy, I prefer fish camp
Screaming rugrats
Too expensive
Cruises can be tolerable if my strict preferences are satisfied
Golden Corral
There’s pee in the pools
Buffet riots
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Pretty much nails the reality of it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 3:56:48 AM EST
[#38]
Never get off the boat
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 4:31:20 AM EST
[#39]
lol

no

That’s like being stuck in a Walmart.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 4:44:16 AM EST
[#40]
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Unfortunately my wife will want to go on this.

I hate cruises.
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I was just figuring out how much they’d have to pay me.   I guess $1000 per day would cover it, after tax.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 5:59:23 AM EST
[#41]
The story behind the saying, "cruise ships are floating cess pools"  is because a large majority of the reported illnesses come from the pools/hot tubs/water fountains/etc.
Even well maintained pools and hot tubs harbor the below illnesses/diseases and help spread them.  The cruise lines have been unable to remove them.

Just think how many people get in the pools/hot tubs who dont clean their ass good and dont bathe before getting in.

Cryptosporidium, Giardia, Shigella, Norovirus, E. coli, Legionella, Lice and Hepatitis A are the most common listed and can live for hours or days even in the water.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 6:12:01 AM EST
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Absolutely THIS!

Link Posted: 10/22/2022 8:50:28 AM EST
[#43]
Wow, that looks so nice I'd be willing to disarm to be on it. No, actually I wouldn't.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 10:21:40 AM EST
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That many people us a nightmare.  I’d sail on her if I got lucky and there was only 2500 on board, but that’ll never happen.

Perspective on those numbers, btw.  Titanic was 882.75 feet in length and displaced 46k tons.  This thing is almost 1200 feet and displaces over 250k tons.  

It’s absolutely massive.
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It’s 100 feet longer and displaces 150k tons more than a Ford class aircraft carrier.  Yep, it’s a huge ship.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 10:28:45 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/22/2022 10:39:29 AM EST
[#46]
Comparison




Link Posted: 10/22/2022 10:42:25 AM EST
[#47]
I look forward seeing the worldstar group fights taking place on deck from someone getting disrespected.
Link Posted: 10/22/2022 10:43:14 AM EST
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I gotta be honest, I have never understood why people like cruise ships. Maybe I am just a curmudgeon but being trapped in a space with several thousand people is my worse nightmare.
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I'd do a Windjammer cruise.............

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Link Posted: 10/22/2022 10:44:33 AM EST
[#49]
Amazing.  Not for me.

Only when I must will I get in/on something I can't take to the house at the very moment of my choosing.  I don't like boats either.  So.  Enjoy!
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