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Posted: 12/30/2022 11:30:21 PM EDT
What type of sandwich would you make?
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I would save Nancy Pelosi, she might be thankful and give me some poon after.
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I assume as one of the most decadent sandwiches, the Monte Cristo, would take most of my time and attention.
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Or maybe a Philly cheese-steak.
Cubans are good too. As are French dips... I'd have to think about it for a bit. |
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I'm not a monster. I'd make them whatever kind of sandwich they asked for.
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Quoted: What type of sandwich would you make? View Quote Are you a doctor in drownings? Are you fluent in all cultures? Maybe they're reenacting an ancient cultural event. Are you a professional water rescuer? Or some sort of vigilante? Do you realize that every time you rescue someone, you are stealing the food out a the mouth of a union members child? Do the RIGHT thing and save it for the professionals. Be a good witness. |
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A knuckle sandwich. Applied liberally and repeatedly.
For me? Wife's home made Reuben. |
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In reality, it's us that is drowning, and them eating a sandwich
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Muffeletta or shrimp po boy, and I’m taking a long fucking time to make one.
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Tough decision, probably have to mull it over for a couple days
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Quoted: What type of sandwich would you make? View Quote I don't know, but I'd also be dry and drinking an RC Cola (F woke Coke). |
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You seen the jugs on Pelosi??? She ain't drowning....
But if she was I would sadly save FBHO.... |
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Philly Cheese Steak
2 years to raise and slaughter a cow. 14 months to age swiss cheese. 4 months to grow an onion, a green pepper, and seasonings. 1 hr 30 min to slow cook the beef roast. 3 hours to make French bread. Enjoy |
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With what I have here right now, it would be OM Beef Hot Dogs, and Kraft Deluxe American Cheese, with ketchup and mustard.
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Quoted: Are you a doctor in drownings? Are you fluent in all cultures? Maybe they're reenacting an ancient cultural event. Are you a professional water rescuer? Or some sort of vigilante? Do you realize that every time you rescue someone, you are stealing the food out a the mouth of a union members child? Do the RIGHT thing and save it for the professionals. Be a good witness. View Quote You forgot the bit about some cultures believing you're responsible for someone you save... would you want that responsibility? |
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Um, curious. Why does it have to be some has-been ex president Instead of the current DEMented President?
Hell, I’d probably shout for help if I saw Obama drowning, but I’m SAR guy who is not trained in water rescue, like the dive team, so no swimmy swim for me. He never banned my bumpstocks, just my 7n6 anyway… |
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Pelosi has built in life preservers.... FBHO would sink like a rock.
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A cold meatloaf sandwich. I'd have to make the meatloaf, let it cool, put it in the fridge overnight, and then have a sandwich the next day. So, time consuming. I'd be busy.
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While there's still a little time, I'd like for them to get a taste of the same poop sandwich that we've all been enjoying.
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Corned beef or Pastrami, I need to brine the meat for a few weeks, cook the meat, bake up some Rye bread.
Shit I bet it would take at least 3 weeks to fix up the meat. |
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This is really a struggle for me.
My conscience tells me that, as a Christian, I must treat even their lives as sacred and attempt to save one. As an American, I'd rather have a coke. I suppose I'd save FBHO as he isn't already at deaths door, the Bible does say to bless those that curse you. loving your enemies is hard. If it were easy, there'd be no need of the commandment. |
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