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Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:45:48 AM EDT
[#1]
I’d save Nancy tit fuck her and throw her back in.

Fuck perkle or how ever you spell it. page 2
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:46:50 AM EDT
[#2]
I'd save Nancy, FBHO has more time left on this planet.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:47:41 AM EDT
[#3]
I'd throw Schumer in there with them and they could make their own commie sandwich.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:51:19 AM EDT
[#4]
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Go right ahead because there will be a line as far as you can see waiting to drown her and you.
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I would save Nancy Pelosi, she might be thankful and give me some poon after.
Go right ahead because there will be a line as far as you can see waiting to drown her and you.

Yeah no they'll be looking for a piece of that "poon" too buddy.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:53:23 AM EDT
[#5]
I would make a simple blt. First plant the tomatoes
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:01:43 AM EDT
[#6]
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what kind of sandwich attracts sharks?
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Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:05:46 AM EDT
[#7]
I would be merciful and go ahead and flush.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:08:24 AM EDT
[#8]
Barak, so he could tell the world that a white man saved his life.  I'd be a bigger deal than Sully.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:10:17 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:26:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Turkey, what I almost always make.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:30:18 AM EDT
[#11]
I would wait the time it took to grill and eat a steak sandwich then
perform a "Swimming Witch Test" (sink or float).
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 6:58:19 AM EDT
[#12]
Sub sandwich.

Then I would call a corpseman.


Link Posted: 12/31/2022 7:02:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Official lyric video)
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 7:06:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2022 7:20:17 AM EDT
[#15]
I’d save Nancy. She’s just a thief using political office to cover her tracks.

Obama is actively working to destroy this country. Can I throw Jarrett overboard as a bonus?
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 7:31:05 AM EDT
[#16]
I’d create a poll on arfcom and give it an hour.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 7:39:17 AM EDT
[#17]
I’ll have a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr Pepper. Make it fast because I’m in a hurry nice lady.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:09:00 AM EDT
[#18]
Both drown.  With extreme prejudice.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:14:11 AM EDT
[#19]
A shit sandwich if thats all there was...
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:16:24 AM EDT
[#20]
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Came to post that. LOL
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:18:31 AM EDT
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I'm not a monster. I'd make them whatever kind of sandwich they asked for.
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lol...
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:18:44 AM EDT
[#22]
I'd throw Biden in so they have something to cling to.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:19:42 AM EDT
[#23]
I’d enjoy a Charleston Chew first.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:20:56 AM EDT
[#24]
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I'd throw Biden in so they have something to cling to.
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I like this example of how to look at problems and find solutions.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:31:45 AM EDT
[#25]
So like, I've only got ONE anvil to throw them?........
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 9:47:44 AM EDT
[#26]
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BMTI…..although I would want chuck schumer in there too.  He is the worst.  Dangerous POS.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:09:12 AM EDT
[#27]
Reminds me of a joke from my childhood in Ireland while the "Troubles" were in full swing.

An IRA hitman is returning from a hit with his revolver. He has used 4 rounds and only has 2 rounds remaining. Walking down the street he is amazed to see the following walking towards him -
Margaret Thatcher, UK Prime Minister.
Ian Paisly, Leader of the Unionist Party - sworn enemy of the IRA
Daniel O Donnell, Cheesy Irish folk singer.

Who does he shoot ?

Daniel O Donnell. Twice.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:11:49 AM EDT
[#28]
There's a special deli I'd have to drive to get supplies. They'd have to hold on til I got back.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:14:02 AM EDT
[#29]
If they were both drowning I feel like there's a decision I could make that may help save the entire country.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:14:06 AM EDT
[#30]
Pulled pork.

Be back in 12 hours....
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:20:34 AM EDT
[#31]
It would take me a couple of years to decide.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:22:53 AM EDT
[#32]
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Pelosi has built in life preservers.... FBHO would sink like a rock.

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You are right about Pelosi but wrong about BHO. There a millions of people who think he walks on water.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:24:43 AM EDT
[#33]
I would fix a Ruben.    Generally I go for french fries, but I might settle for some chips.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:26:11 AM EDT
[#34]
I'm no lifeguard, I shouldn't just ASSUME they are drowning.

So, I would fire up the smoker, and do an overnight pulled pork butt with Carolina gold sauce and coleslaw on an onion roll.  
It needs to have some steak fries with vinegar on the side.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:27:45 AM EDT
[#35]
Reuben.  Great question OP worthy of Johnny Reno's IWATQ.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:27:52 AM EDT
[#36]
Either a French Dip or a Reuben sandwich made with fresh cooked meat.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:31:36 AM EDT
[#37]
One that requires fresh meat, that way they would both have drowned by the time I finished butchering the kill.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:31:54 AM EDT
[#38]
The type of sandwich doesn't matter. I would make atleast 20 of them to for the recovery team.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:35:57 AM EDT
[#39]
One with a cinder block in the middle and I'd toss it in.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:36:58 AM EDT
[#40]
Who would I save?

The United States of America. Walk away and mind my own business.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:37:57 AM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:41:32 AM EDT
[#42]
Publix cubanito with a cold beer and pretzels.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:41:41 AM EDT
[#43]
I'd order a Philly cheese steak......from Philly. Then as I'm waiting on it to be delivered, I'd throw them a rope.....attached to an anchor.

FUCK both of them! They're what's wrong with this country.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:42:04 AM EDT
[#44]
I'd make one of those fake tuna sub from Subway.. except it might take a while to determine what exactly it's supposed to be made of.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:50:38 AM EDT
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In reality, it's us that is drowning, and them eating a sandwich
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You're right, dammit.

But shouldn't the sentence read, "In reality, it is we who are drowning..."

Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:53:12 AM EDT
[#46]
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I'd save Nancy, FBHO has more time left on this planet.  
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^ this ..
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 10:57:53 AM EDT
[#47]
Muffuletta.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 11:00:30 AM EDT
[#48]
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I would save Nancy Pelosi, she might be thankful and give me some poon after.
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Or at least a look a those communist tiddies.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:37:31 PM EDT
[#49]
I would ask the Arf if I should do something.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:38:55 PM EDT
[#50]
I would have to check my calendar. Nope all full.
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