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Posted: 3/10/2023 1:35:52 PM EDT
All in the title. Wild animal that is as tame as a golden?
You'd obviously be on the hook for the various stuff that comes with any given species. Such as a ton of clean up for an elephant. Poll to follow. |
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Tiger for sure....imagine just riding a tiger down a trail and waving to people.
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Cougar. I like cats. Walking a cougar around the neighborhood would be cool AF.
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Food included with the deal?
Tiger would be awesome, but I don't think I could afford a side of beef every week. |
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I was in a cage with a 850 lb Siberian tiger and liked it so my choice is tiger.
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While I think grizzly or tiger would be the coolest, you'd be on the hook for feeding them and I think both would be a problem in that regard. Elephant is cool but has the same type of scale issues.
Alligators and chimps just suck, so that leaves the cougar, which is pretty cool in its own right. |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/162439/3e79afd5ecb4c1a060de5c93c7f6d1c3--mexica-2740599.JPG View Quote I guffawed. |
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A chimp. They would be the one most capable of being trained to do all kinds of menial shit like cut the grass and take out the trash
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Wolverine. Super smart and Fuck You attitude. Also won't eat you out of house and home like a stupid grizzly bear
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Quoted: A chimp. They would be the one most capable of being trained to do all kinds of menial shit like cut the grass and take out the trash View Quote Funniest Trunk Monkey Commercials |
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Quoted: While I think grizzly or tiger would be the coolest, you'd be on the hook for feeding them and I think both would be a problem in that regard. Elephant is cool but has the same type of scale issues. Alligators and chimps just suck, so that leaves the cougar, which is pretty cool in its own right. View Quote It'd be the chimp or mountain lions for me. Remember, the chimp will be your pal like a golden, not the face eating maniac they actually are. And cougars are just way cool. |
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I picked a grizz. A tiger or a cougar would jump our fence and go hunting the neighbors' dogs. A grizz would be content to stay right here as long as I kept it fed.
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I want to say tiger or Kodiak grizzly, but I'd go broke just trying to feed the fucking thing.
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Not in your choices, but for me it would be an ocelot. I would have said a leopard, but I couldn't afford to feed it.
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Possums don't live long enough.
Beavers and Porcupines chew, and are smelly. Probably a Wallaby or small kangaroo? Maybe a Wombat? |
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I want a tiger that's registered as a service animal so I can take him everywhere.
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Tiger. I'd terrorize the neighbor's pit bull. Who is really a pretty sweet pooch. So far.
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Cougar. I love cats, I love big cats. I'd have voted tiger, but they get way too big for house pets. I've seen enough large cat videos to know big cats behave similarly to house cats, and I don't want a 600lb tiger trying to sleep on the back of my couch, nor do I want to try to get one off my bed so I can go to sleep
Eta: if we opened answers up beyond the poll options, I'd probably go with a red fox or a fennec fox. That or a possum. All illegal to keep as a pet in Kentucky |
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If you could have a wild animal that was as domesticated as a golden retriever, which do you pick?
A Human Female |
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Can I train the chimp to help out around the house? Maybe reload ammo while I'm at work? If so, gimme the chimp.
If not, I'll take the cougar. I like mean pussy. |
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Quoted: While I think grizzly or tiger would be the coolest, you'd be on the hook for feeding them and I think both would be a problem in that regard. Elephant is cool but has the same type of scale issues. Alligators and chimps just suck, so that leaves the cougar, which is pretty cool in its own right. View Quote You're right! I dont have enough malcontents to feed a grizzly on the daily. |
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Quoted: A chimp. They would be the one most capable of being trained to do all kinds of menial shit like cut the grass and take out the trash View Quote ETA: and you would have a trained trunk monkey. LOL...I loved those commercials. |
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Quoted: Not in your choices, but for me it would be an ocelot. I would have said a leopard, but I couldn't afford to feed it. View Quote You can get kinda close Attached File The boy was wanting one of these Bengal cats but ended up with his Norwegian forest cat that showed up. Similar attitude. Bout half wild. |
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Quoted: You can get kinda close https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/image_jpeg-2740627.JPG The boy was wanting one of these Bengal cats but ended up with his Norwegian forest cat that showed up. Similar attitude. Bout half wild. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Not in your choices, but for me it would be an ocelot. I would have said a leopard, but I couldn't afford to feed it. You can get kinda close https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/image_jpeg-2740627.JPG The boy was wanting one of these Bengal cats but ended up with his Norwegian forest cat that showed up. Similar attitude. Bout half wild. |
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Cougar was my first thought, until I remembered that cats are assholes.
I wouldn't want a grizzly bear, but wouldn't mind a smaller black bear for a pet. They already act like big puppy dogs when playing in the wild, so I could see having a domesticated one for a pet. |
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