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Quoted: Not in your choices, but for me it would be an ocelot. I would have said a leopard, but I couldn't afford to feed it. View Quote Archer Loves Ocelot |
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Grizzly, my spirit animal.
Tiger would be No2, because tigers love pepper. |
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Guy who lived near my parents had a pet cougar in a tiny rental house on a 50'x100' unfenced lot. We never saw it or heard it, but somebody switched and it got hauled away.
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I read somewhere yesterday that a tiger has a tongue like a bastard file. Might put a damper on snuggles.
I'm going with river otter. They're incredibly playful, easily feed themselves and are kind of beautiful in the wild. |
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Quoted: Would anyone here be brave enough to rub a tiger or cougar's belly? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/72701/OIP_-_2023-03-10T101340_859_jpeg-2740659.JPG View Quote I touched one of the paws on a tiger cub once. He got *PISSED* |
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Bobcat. Idk why, I just like them.
Have had a coons and possums before. Gotta find a young kit. |
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Quoted: aw, her hair was green as sea-weed her skin was blue and pale but i'll tell ya now before ya start, you can love that girl with all your heart, but you're just gonna love the upper part, you're not gonna like the tail View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: aw, her hair was green as sea-weed her skin was blue and pale but i'll tell ya now before ya start, you can love that girl with all your heart, but you're just gonna love the upper part, you're not gonna like the tail He can always go for the mermaid's sister, whose bottom part was a girl Quoted: Cougar was my first thought, until I remembered that cats are assholes. I imagine having a 150lb cougar pouncing on your foot because it moved under a blanket would certainly be interesting |
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Platypus
Can you imagine how many wimmins would want to see that thing?!?!?! |
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I think a trained, domesticated Attack Cassowary could be fun.
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I want a hyena. Imagine playing frisbee in the park with a fucking hyena
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Quoted: Cougar. I like cats. Walking a cougar around the neighborhood would be cool AF. View Quote Yep. In a survival situation it would be a good hunting partner to boot. Could be trained to use a litter box. More snuggle potential than most of the other options. While a cougar would require a lot of food, it would be more reasonable than the larger carnivores. I guess you could fatten the grizz on junk like pancakes though. |
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Asian elephants have been domesticated for a few thousand years and long before Golden Retrievers even existed
I’ve worked with every animal on the list except for elephants and goldens for that matter Everyone of them is capable of killing you. The bear and alligator are probably the least likely to snap. Cats are dicks and big cats can be big dicks. There are instinctual behaviors that make them extremely dangerous if you fuck up. Cougars and lions are more chilled out than tigrrs, leopards and jaguars though Chimpanzee are intelligent and not bad until about they reach the age of 10. Then they can get fucking evil. I worked at a facility that cared for “retired” chimps, gorillas, etc. Most were stable but there were a few that could absolutely not be trusted BUT. Perfect world with the animal being docile and obedient 100% of the time I’d go with the chimpanzee. I raised one at the facility. Saw him years later and he remembered me. I know what they turn into or else I’d have a bunch of them |
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Tried a cougar for a few years, you really can't domesticate her. The training is a blast, but it usually never works out.
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Quoted: Yep. In a survival situation it would be a good hunting partner to boot. Could be trained to use a litter box. More snuggle potential than most of the other options. While a cougar would require a lot of food, it would be more reasonable than the larger carnivores. I guess you could fatten the grizz on junk like pancakes though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Cougar. I like cats. Walking a cougar around the neighborhood would be cool AF. Yep. In a survival situation it would be a good hunting partner to boot. Could be trained to use a litter box. More snuggle potential than most of the other options. While a cougar would require a lot of food, it would be more reasonable than the larger carnivores. I guess you could fatten the grizz on junk like pancakes though. Grizzlies will and do eat anything. |
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Silverback Gorilla
If it's as tame as Golden Retriever it would be awesome. Get him as a baby when you are 25 or 30 and you will have a pal for 40 years or more. |
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don't like cats much
I'd take a direwolf. Some scientist somewhere had a DNA sample that could be used for cloning one. |
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If restricted only to extant critters, a polar bear. My bear can beat up y'alls grizzlies.
If I could do anything from history, a dire wolf. |
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An ocelot or a lynx. I had a cougar in my younger days. While she taught me many things and was fun to play with, there were no long term prospects with her.
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Quoted: He could spot for you but I'm not sure you could spot for him. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I voted chimp so have a drinking/lifting buddy. He could spot for you but I'm not sure you could spot for him. Most definitely correct. But I could hopefully out drink him. :-) |
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I've worked with every animal on that list except for the grizzly bear...
Cougars and tigers are both awesome, but I'd go with the cougar because they are cheaper to feed. Feeding big cats is expensive. |
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I've got to go for a chimp just so I can have it do a bunch of useful shit for me.
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Both han solo and bathhouse Barry chose wookies. Chewy is a lot cooler than big mike tho
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