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Posted: 3/10/2023 4:56:48 PM EDT
[#1]
Spotted Hyena
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:16:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wolverine. Super smart and Fuck You attitude. Also won't eat you out of house and home like a stupid grizzly bear |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:18:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Probably a cougar. That one the Russian couple on YouTube has is chill. I wouldn’t want the monthly food bill though.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:20:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Some sort've big cat. I like kitties.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:21:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:22:25 PM EDT
[#6]
CHEETAH,
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:23:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I voted grizzly bear, I already have a domesticated cougar.  Dibs on optics, night vision and ammo fort. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:30:41 PM EDT
[#8]
?? lion
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:30:49 PM EDT
[#9]
You guys are thinking about this all wrong. You don't have to pay that much to feed the tiger, just keep it as an outside tiger so he can roam the neighborhood and feed himself.
You'd have a fresh dead animal on the porch every morning as a gift. 
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:37:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Easy… chimp
Put him to work as my personal assistant/gopher with no real fear of ripping my appendages off |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:37:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Leopard
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:39:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dibs on optics, night vision and ammo fort. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I voted grizzly bear, I already have a domesticated cougar. Dibs on optics, night vision and ammo fort. Noted
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:40:48 PM EDT
[#13]
yeti or bison.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:45:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: T-Rex I mean, if we're in fantasy land I agree with this guy. Although, a robot T-rex would be even better... And technically a more realistic option too... |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:46:03 PM EDT
[#15]
White woman.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:49:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:51:01 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A chimp. They would be the one most capable of being trained to do all kinds of menial shit like cut the grass and take out the trash but if and when golden retriever turns on you it is just teeth. If the chimp turns it is teeth, hands, and crazy strength. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 5:58:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Torn between lion or elephant.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:08:30 PM EDT
[#19]
Sure, I'd take a cougar. I've already been around a 150+ pound one -- close enough to touch and pet.
When I was in college, the school had one as a mascot and for a semester I was part of the team that took care of her. We'd take her out and walk her around campus every night. Go into the buildings, into the fountains, pretty much wherever she wanted to go. She was great around people since she had been raised around them all her life. She seemed to take a liking to me since I could tell from her ears that she was curious about where I was almost all the time. She liked to ride in her wagon when I was the one pulling it, too. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:12:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Tiger.
Pound for pound, cats are the most dangerous animals on the planet. The problem would be keeping them fed... |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:28:19 PM EDT
[#21]
Raven, or maybe one of the bigger weasels. Wolverine or a Honey Badger.
That Docu about Stoffel the honey badger was great. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:29:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My vote is for a Liger. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67563/604887932e2c6dd8f464e2897b2dc573_jpg-2740826.JPG Known for its skills with magic |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:32:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Wasps. I’d own the neighborhood.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:33:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Mermaid. Lamia
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:34:18 PM EDT
[#25]
It'd be cooler if golden retrievers were wild animals. You could just go camping and find some friends to bring home.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:34:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:36:15 PM EDT
[#27]
Porch bear > leopard
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:39:18 PM EDT
[#28]
It would have to be an elephant because I am sick of dogs dying to young. Elephants live a very long time. And how cool would it be play fetch with a giant friggin elephant? Take THAT to the dog park
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:39:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Torn between lion or elephant. The most likely result |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:45:39 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You guys are thinking about this all wrong. You don't have to pay that much to feed the tiger, just keep it as an outside tiger so he can roam the neighborhood and feed himself. You'd have a fresh dead animal on the porch every morning as a gift. Pick a street with a bunch of druggie homeless and let him walk down it like a smorgasbord. 
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:48:09 PM EDT
[#31]
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Posted: 3/10/2023 6:59:34 PM EDT
[#32]
Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:04:24 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm not looking at the responses, I'm going with Rhinoceros. I'd ride that fucker to work on sunny days, too.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:09:54 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7InlgcxbUHe'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. I was just thinking about how cool an orangutan would be. They always seem so laid back and chill, and also seem to have a good sense of humor. Another laid back pet would be a capybara. They seem like they could get along with anything.  Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:16:00 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7InlgcxbUHe'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. Well, that's pretty damn cool. I wonder if he was pushing on the gas, too. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:26:25 PM EDT
[#36]
Poll fail, no birds of prey. A tame hawk, eagle, or owl would be awesome.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:29:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, that's pretty damn cool. I wonder if he was pushing on the gas, too. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7InlgcxbUHe'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. Well, that's pretty damn cool. I wonder if he was pushing on the gas, too. I'm sure he was. They're pretty darn smart. There's a story about one that just recently fashioned a tool out of paper to help retrieve a baby bottle that fell into its pond, and another story about one that was seen putting on sunglasses that someone had dropped into its enclosure. It makes you wonder just how much they could learn if they were constantly by your side, like a dog would be. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:30:01 PM EDT
[#38]
I've already got enough animals thank you.
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:30:39 PM EDT
[#39]
We already have dogs . Why r we asking this .
Also the answer is Cougar . Pps . Wow a Cougar fully domesticated like my fav dog AND I could get Laid . Vbg . Yes Cougar |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:30:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Polar Bear.
I have watched way too much, We Bear Bears. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 7:36:16 PM EDT
[#41]
I always wanted a coyote.
What states is it legal to own a coyote? I think Wisconsin is one. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 8:05:49 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I always wanted a coyote. What states is it legal to own a coyote? I think Wisconsin is one. I can't help but cringe when thinking about hearing a coyote yapping all day. I wonder if they're as bad as Shelties? |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 8:07:24 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Torn between lion or elephant. That's how a friend of mine died. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 8:08:21 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wasps. I’d own the neighborhood. Isnt that just called an HOA? |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 8:14:24 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sure he was. They're pretty darn smart. There's a story about one that just recently fashioned a tool out of paper to help retrieve a baby bottle that fell into its pond, and another story about one that was seen putting on sunglasses that someone had dropped into its enclosure. It makes you wonder just how much they could learn if they were constantly by your side, like a dog would be. The vid with the sunglasses is very cool. She knew exactly what they were, and how they were supposed to be worn. Very casual about the whole thing, just styling.  Orangutan Steals Visitors Stylish Sunglasses at Indonesia Zoo |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 8:19:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2023 10:10:06 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pick a street with a bunch of druggie homeless and let him walk down it like a smorgasbord. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You guys are thinking about this all wrong. You don't have to pay that much to feed the tiger, just keep it as an outside tiger so he can roam the neighborhood and feed himself. You'd have a fresh dead animal on the porch every morning as a gift. Pick a street with a bunch of druggie homeless and let him walk down it like a smorgasbord. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 10:18:29 PM EDT
[#48]
Honey Badger
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Posted: 3/10/2023 10:21:33 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I want to say tiger or Kodiak grizzly, but I'd go broke just trying to feed the fucking thing. |
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Posted: 3/10/2023 10:32:01 PM EDT
[#50]
A tiger would be pretty impressive!
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