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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:02:22 AM EDT
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you rang?
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Morons…


you rang?

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:02:32 AM EDT
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So what all do your control engineers do?
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generally complain about how its "not their fault"
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Who gets to the glue factory first?
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I'm going to the races tomorrow
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


I'm going to the races tomorrow

Gonna wear your big, flowery hat?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:03:09 AM EDT
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I've actually never been to the Derby or Oaks.
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me either until tomorrow
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:03:15 AM EDT
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*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh

Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:03:27 AM EDT
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Water, thanks
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Dumb
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Morons…


you rang?



morning
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:04:21 AM EDT
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Gonna wear your big, flowery hat?
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honestly if i could find one i like that went with my outfit i would, i have no shame
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:04:26 AM EDT
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Maybe we have the wrong mindset.  Maybe when odg bois come in today, you should call you boss with appreciation and thank him for the opportunity to have such a place of employment.
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Tell your boss you'll resume your work duties, possibly on Monday.

Yeah that won't fly

Maybe we have the wrong mindset.  Maybe when odg bois come in today, you should call you boss with appreciation and thank him for the opportunity to have such a place of employment.

I may just send an email and say "Work today? Yeah that's a no from me dawg" and see how that goes.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:05:14 AM EDT
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Who gets to the glue factory first?



https://tinyurl.com/nsecwdbk

You got a purdy finger
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:06:22 AM EDT
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Who gets to the glue factory first?



https://tinyurl.com/nsecwdbk


This made me lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:06:30 AM EDT
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Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh

Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.

*alcohol wipes sex doll*

How about an….almost….new one?
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honestly if i could find one i like that went with my outfit i would, i have no shame
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Gonna wear your big, flowery hat?


honestly if i could find one i like that went with my outfit i would, i have no shame

Be sure to tell everybody you meet that you have a horse back at the farm that’s faster
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I may just send an email and say "Work today? Yeah that's a no from me dawg" and see how that goes.
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Tell your boss you'll resume your work duties, possibly on Monday.

Yeah that won't fly

Maybe we have the wrong mindset.  Maybe when odg bois come in today, you should call you boss with appreciation and thank him for the opportunity to have such a place of employment.

I may just send an email and say "Work today? Yeah that's a no from me dawg" and see how that goes.

Boss will laugh and say “you do you, bro”, bc y’all are both cool dudes.  Then y’all will both stare at your phone screens awkwardly for a sec trying to figure out if the other is actually serious or not.
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Most days I do 10 miles on the treadmill (while watching hiking videos on youtube).
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Now that is the whitest thing I've ever heard.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:11:16 AM EDT
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the optics wouldn't have been good on that one
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The lawyer for Breonna Taylor's family bought a horse and named it for her. It won a race yesterday.

Is it bad I was glad it didn't break multiple legs and have to be put down on the track because of how that would look


the optics wouldn't have been good on that one

No they wouldn't have
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:11:18 AM EDT
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On my watch and phone.
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Also, where do you keep your odometer?


On my watch and phone.

Oh yea, I forgot.  I, too, have those fancy contraptions.
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generally complain about how its "not their fault"
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So what all do your control engineers do?


generally complain about how its "not their fault"

?????
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Apparently you're supposed to set business goals.

Ok.

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So hot.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:13:08 AM EDT
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Who gets to the glue factory first?



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That is a silly horse.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:13:36 AM EDT
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Apparently you're supposed to set business goals.

Ok.

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Apparently you’re supposed to set business goals.

Ok.

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:13:43 AM EDT
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me either until tomorrow
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I've actually never been to the Derby or Oaks.


me either until tomorrow



If I'm not dead by then, maybe I'll hit the 150th running.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:13:59 AM EDT
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Dumb
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Water, thanks

Dumb

Yea verily
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white people, lol
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It's nice to be in nature.
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when you have $3m house you probably want to make use of it?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:18:41 AM EDT
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Please, it has a parachute and can land itself.
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Please, it has a parachute and can land itself.

I’m more of a “hold my beer and watch’is” kinda guy.
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Gonna be a bright sunshiney day out.
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I want a new tractor.


Got to looking for pics and now I'm distracted.



Stupid business plan
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It's not raining today yet
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:24:24 AM EDT
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Oh, before a family was in the cards, I wanted a Mooney
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I’m more of a “hold my beer and watch’is” kinda guy.


Oh, before a family was in the cards, I wanted a Mooney

My uncle built his first gyrocopter.  It had a seat belt from an old station wagon and he did some testing with it by tying a rope from it to the bumper of a car and driving/flying down the old airport runway.  

The guy who later bought it was killed in it.
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I want a new tractor.


Got to looking for pics and now I'm distracted.



Stupid business plan
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*Looks across the field at the 4430 and 4640

I got one I’ll sell ya…
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