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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:25:16 AM EDT
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I mean with as much as it's making use of you, I suppose so.
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Apparently you're supposed to set business goals.

Ok.

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Your business goal is to fly into the side of a mountain?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:27:57 AM EDT
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This society picks the strangest idols.
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Now that is the whitest thing I've ever heard.
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Most days I do 10 miles on the treadmill (while watching hiking videos on youtube).



Now that is the whitest thing I've ever heard.

I would have to try to outdo that
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:30:08 AM EDT
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Also, where do you keep your odometer?


On my watch and phone.


Do not understand, plz halp.

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Fancy. I should wear my Citizen more. Or get one of those base model automatic Seiko watches.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:30:35 AM EDT
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Colonel is going to do a walk thru on the herb site , how many safety rules should I break
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I would have to try to outdo that
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Most days I do 10 miles on the treadmill (while watching hiking videos on youtube).



Now that is the whitest thing I've ever heard.

I would have to try to outdo that

...while drinking smart water.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:31:08 AM EDT
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Gonna be a bright sunshiney day out.
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Yep. I'll take it over the rain.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:31:52 AM EDT
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Night Court - This wasn''t Herb Tea, this was Herb
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:32:07 AM EDT
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Yes
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:32:22 AM EDT
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All of them!
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:33:00 AM EDT
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Like the KFC guy?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:33:14 AM EDT
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I can't fathom wanting to be connected enough to wear a smartwatch.
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Also, where do you keep your odometer?


On my watch and phone.


Do not understand, plz halp.

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Fancy. I should wear my Citizen more. Or get one of those base model automatic Seiko watches.


I can't fathom wanting to be connected enough to wear a smartwatch.

?????

I don't get it, either. I say that while wearing a fitbit, but I've disabled the notifications, music, and honestly most of the stuff outside of tracking my steps and my heart rate
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:35:42 AM EDT
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These are nice for the money.
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Also, where do you keep your odometer?


On my watch and phone.


Do not understand, plz halp.

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Fancy. I should wear my Citizen more. Or get one of those base model automatic Seiko watches.

These are nice for the money.

Shiny
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:38:05 AM EDT
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Damnn these kids are emotional this morning.
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Like the KFC guy?
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Like the KFC guy?
I wish , I could go for a couple breasts
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:39:57 AM EDT
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Tell them to rub dirt in it?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:42:13 AM EDT
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*alcohol wipes sex doll*

How about an.almost.new one?
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh

Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.

*alcohol wipes sex doll*

How about an.almost.new one?


I feel like there is some high mileage on it
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:42:35 AM EDT
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I thought you didn't watch political shows.
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Buy gold!
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:43:06 AM EDT
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Boss will laugh and say "you do you, bro", bc y'all are both cool dudes.  Then y'all will both stare at your phone screens awkwardly for a sec trying to figure out if the other is actually serious or not.
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Tell your boss you'll resume your work duties, possibly on Monday.

Yeah that won't fly

Maybe we have the wrong mindset.  Maybe when odg bois come in today, you should call you boss with appreciation and thank him for the opportunity to have such a place of employment.

I may just send an email and say "Work today? Yeah that's a no from me dawg" and see how that goes.

Boss will laugh and say "you do you, bro", bc y'all are both cool dudes.  Then y'all will both stare at your phone screens awkwardly for a sec trying to figure out if the other is actually serious or not.


Not sure thats how it'd play out but maybe
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:45:10 AM EDT
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Money laundering is also a challenge. That's basically work.
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Actual conversation between two employees I overheard at the local grocery store:

Employee 1: I have a dream that one day man will be able to make money and not have to go to work.

Employee 2: It's called a meth lab dipshit.

Breaking Bad made that seem like a lot of work, and that one guy still had to make chicken for people.

Money laundering is also a challenge. That's basically work.

So much work to get out of doing work.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:46:45 AM EDT
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This society picks the strangest idols.
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


Who gets to the glue factory first?

The lawyer for Breonna Taylor's family bought a horse and named it for her. It won a race yesterday.

Is it bad I was glad it didn't break multiple legs and have to be put down on the track because of how that would look


This society picks the strangest idols.

Gerald FitzGerald comes to mind.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:46:56 AM EDT
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The GPS tracking on UPS vehicles is pretty neat.
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So much work to get out of doing work.
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Actual conversation between two employees I overheard at the local grocery store:

Employee 1: I have a dream that one day man will be able to make money and not have to go to work.

Employee 2: It's called a meth lab dipshit.

Breaking Bad made that seem like a lot of work, and that one guy still had to make chicken for people.

Money laundering is also a challenge. That's basically work.

So much work to get out of doing work.

Yep. It'd be ironic since my work is anti-money laundering
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:51:09 AM EDT
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Just the man for the job
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Gonna get some sprinklers going today.


That makes me moist.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:52:35 AM EDT
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Swap the band with a metal one, and I'm in.  
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I imagine grow houses have lots of rules.

Take your pick.

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 9:59:42 AM EDT
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Moist
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I imagine grow houses have lots of rules.

Take your pick.

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They do.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:04:17 AM EDT
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Friday yet?
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Be sure to tell everybody you meet that you have a horse back at the farm that’s faster
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Didn't want to bring it and embarrass everyone
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They do.
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I imagine grow houses have lots of rules.

Take your pick.

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They do.

So much work to avoid work.
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...while drinking smart water.
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and a Starbucks
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:10:56 AM EDT
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Lunchtime yet?
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Be a good day to shoot some pasture maggots
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I prefer farming for those reasons.


Work hard to avoid the paycheck of working hard.
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I can't fathom wanting to be connected enough to wear a smartwatch.
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Also, where do you keep your odometer?


On my watch and phone.


Do not understand, plz halp.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/178233/20210430_081319-01-1924384.jpg

Fancy. I should wear my Citizen more. Or get one of those base model automatic Seiko watches.


I can't fathom wanting to be connected enough to wear a smartwatch.

It makes paying for your Starbucks a breeze
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:13:35 AM EDT
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I wish , I could go for a couple breasts
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Colonel is going to do a walk thru on the herb site , how many safety rules should I break

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That’s white meat and therefore racist
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:14:55 AM EDT
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I feel like there is some high mileage on it
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh

Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.

*alcohol wipes sex doll*

How about an.almost.new one?


I feel like there is some high mileage on it

*glues ear back on and wipes off doll’s pointer finger a second time for good measure*

Nahhhhh
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and a Starbucks
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and a Starbucks

Now we’re talkin
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I prefer farming for those reasons.


Work hard to avoid the paycheck of working hard.
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So much work to avoid work.


I prefer farming for those reasons.


Work hard to avoid the paycheck of working hard.

Same.
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Yep, which is why my accounts held at the bank are monitored.
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Neat.
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