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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:23:50 AM EDT
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That was one of them berjingers
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:24:00 AM EDT
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And a new page
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:24:02 AM EDT
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*glues ear back on and wipes off doll's pointer finger a second time for good measure*

Nahhhhh
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh

Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.

*alcohol wipes sex doll*

How about an.almost.new one?


I feel like there is some high mileage on it

*glues ear back on and wipes off doll's pointer finger a second time for good measure*

Nahhhhh


Pass.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:24:05 AM EDT
[#4]
On the rocks
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:24:13 AM EDT
[#5]
Kicking ass and taking names this morning.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:29:09 AM EDT
[#6]






Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:29:33 AM EDT
[#7]
Look at the big ears on Brett
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:30:41 AM EDT
[#9]
Pass on them puppers
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:40:29 AM EDT
[#10]
Yep.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:42:47 AM EDT
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Pass.
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh

Now that's a product I could get behind. Literally.

*alcohol wipes sex doll*

How about an.almost.new one?


I feel like there is some high mileage on it

*glues ear back on and wipes off doll's pointer finger a second time for good measure*

Nahhhhh


Pass.

Next bidder!
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:55:07 AM EDT
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:55:49 AM EDT
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Be a good day to shoot some pasture maggots
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Get to it
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:55:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Be the only time to get some muff in your mouth
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:56:57 AM EDT
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On the rocks
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Neat
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 10:59:15 AM EDT
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Be the only time to get some muff in your mouth
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snort
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:03:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:08:24 AM EDT
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Gonna be a busy day of looking busy but not actually being busy.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:12:38 AM EDT
[#20]
A little busy here which is a kinda nice change of pace
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:14:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Let's go get some hot wings
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:15:09 AM EDT
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A muffawhat?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:16:07 AM EDT
[#23]
Went for a run, I’m still out of shape, and it’s hard to text JTTKA while running

But gun stuff can’t wait
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:26:00 AM EDT
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I answer emails and chats.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:27:28 AM EDT
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A muffawhat?
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?


Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:30:49 AM EDT
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A muffawhat?
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?

It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:32:05 AM EDT
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It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?

It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.

Lemme google this sammich
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:32:17 AM EDT
[#28]
BRB
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:32:30 AM EDT
[#29]
If anybody needs me, just text
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:32:38 AM EDT
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It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?

It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.

It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:33:29 AM EDT
[#31]
I’m not sure what’s on this, but I would smash without asking

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:33:52 AM EDT
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It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?

It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.

It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.

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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:33:56 AM EDT
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It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

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Italian but originated in New Orleans?  

Somethings fucky
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:34:35 AM EDT
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It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?

It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.

It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.


Right?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:34:38 AM EDT
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It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.
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Friday and lunchtime. I'm going go get a muffaletta.

A muffawhat?

It's an Italian sandwich that originated in New Orleans.

While what I get up here can't match Franks on Decatur, it nourishes my body and soul enough until I can get back down there.

It cannot be Italian if it originated in New Orleans.

Blame the Italian immigrants that settled in New Orleans
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:35:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:36:21 AM EDT
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It is a wonderful sandwich. I enjoy it thoroughly.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:37:22 AM EDT
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I'm even pretty sure there's onions in the olive salad that goes on them, and I don't care.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:38:34 AM EDT
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I’ll probably still be having CFA.  It’s an amazing chicken place that was founded by the Truett Cathy in Hapeville.  Originally the Dwarf Grill, then the Dwarf House, and finally, in 67, Chik-fil-a.  Maybe you’ve heard of it.  I recommend the spicy boi sammich and a choccy chip cookie.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:39:43 AM EDT
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Up listening to the impette hack and snot and cough. This is fun. Really.
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:40:06 AM EDT
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You do you.

I'm content with my muffaletta. I do wish I'd gotten half a sandwich instead of just a quarter, but I'd probably need a nap after that
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:48:11 AM EDT
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I'll trade you for a dozen Panini's
I learned of them when I was in Italy.
They are very small, about 3 inches long, with extremely thin slices of cheese and meats inside them.
They were also incredibly tasty, too.

The only problem with them was they were so dry!  They needed mustard or mayonnaise in them so bad!
If they hadn't been so dry I could have eaten a dozen of them up so very easy.  


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RICHARD CLAYDERMAN - GREENSLEEVES
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:49:07 AM EDT
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I’ve been to Panera bread
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 11:53:02 AM EDT
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You do you.

I'm content with my muffaletta. I do wish I'd gotten half a sandwich instead of just a quarter, but I'd probably need a nap after that
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One question... Did you dive into it?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 12:05:44 PM EDT
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I'll trade you for a dozen Panini's
I learned of them when I was in Italy.
They are very small, about 3 inches long, with extremely thin slices of cheese and meats inside them.
They were also incredibly tasty, too.

The only problem with them was they were so dry!  They needed mustard or mayonnaise in them so bad!
If they hadn't been so dry I could have eaten a dozen of them up so very easy.  


Richard Clayderman – Greensleeves
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Muffaletta
I'll trade you for a dozen Panini's
I learned of them when I was in Italy.
They are very small, about 3 inches long, with extremely thin slices of cheese and meats inside them.
They were also incredibly tasty, too.

The only problem with them was they were so dry!  They needed mustard or mayonnaise in them so bad!
If they hadn't been so dry I could have eaten a dozen of them up so very easy.  


Richard Clayderman – Greensleeves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXaugHIdvHE

That sounds like a deal.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 12:08:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Found one of Wodstock's hairs wrapped around my junk when I was taking a leak.    It was the correct length and color.  Those damn things get everywhere.  
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 12:09:15 PM EDT
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One question... Did you dive into it?
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You do you.

I'm content with my muffaletta. I do wish I'd gotten half a sandwich instead of just a quarter, but I'd probably need a nap after that

One question... Did you dive into it?

Nah, I shoved it in my face, or my face into it.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 12:10:49 PM EDT
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Nah, I shoved it in my face, or my face into it.
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You do you.

I'm content with my muffaletta. I do wish I'd gotten half a sandwich instead of just a quarter, but I'd probably need a nap after that

One question... Did you dive into it?

Nah, I shoved it in my face, or my face into it.

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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 12:11:11 PM EDT
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Today SHOULD  be the last day here, but snot-nosed engineers are creating such stupidity that we haven't even started.
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What a bunch of goofballs.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 12:11:18 PM EDT
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Found one of Wodstock's hairs wrapped around my junk when I was taking a leak.    It was the correct length and color.  Those damn things get everywhere.  
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I recall a story similar to this from someone else
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