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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:03:14 PM EST

I thought Idris Elba was going to be the next Bond, which I was thought was cool. He seemed like he would fit the role well for action packed movie. I guess he didn’t want the role and they decided to make it a female 007. I’m guessing this will end up like the SJW Ghostbusters that bombed in the box office.

New James Bond film feature British actress taking over Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html
https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/
https://www.tmz.com/2019/07/14/daniel-craig-lashana-lynch-007-james-bond-movie/
https://www.gq.com/story/lashana-lynch-james-bond

In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
Bond girls have been renamed as Bond women in the new movie
The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films

NEW 007 - Is now female

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:04:39 PM EST

[#1]

Ralph

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:05:35 PM EST

[#2]

Yeah, over it. Fuck Hollywood. See new Terminator movie trailer.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:05:54 PM EST

[#3]

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:07:03 PM EST

[#4]

It’s gonna bomb.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:07:06 PM EST

[#5]

Well that franchise is done to me if that's the case. I have no ill feelings about a song female lead but damnit 007 is a man, a womanizing, reckless man.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:07:13 PM EST

[#6]

And I'm done.

That's a trans right?

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:08:27 PM EST

[#7]

Lol that will bomb hard

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:08:29 PM EST

[#8]

That's a man, baby.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:08:30 PM EST

[#9]

Those knees

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:08:33 PM EST

[#10]

What in the actual fuck?

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:08:42 PM EST

[#11]

However, traditionalists can relax: she's not the new Bond, but a new character who takes over his secret agent number after he leaves MI6.

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:09:08 PM EST

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:09:09 PM EST

[#13]

Idris Elba would have sucked and was the SJW idea. Now a female?

Daniel Craig was awesome. I'm done with it if this pans out.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:09:14 PM EST

[#14]

I guess it never occurred to them that they could have just left 007 alone and created their own new female agent superstar series.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:09:45 PM EST

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With a F'n big bada-BOOM!

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:09:47 PM EST

[#16]

At least change the name to Janes Blonde....

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:11:53 PM EST

[#17]

Soiled knees. 0/10.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:02 PM EST

[#18]

Double-Oh-Zero

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:07 PM EST

[#19]

AOC is starting to have Serious completion for idioticy

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:09 PM EST

[#20]

Mental disease.

In order to destroy a country, you must first destroy it’s culture.

The war on our culture is far more dangerous than any army of Nazis or Communists could ever dream of being.

A culture rapist wants you dead, they just don’t have the guts to say it to your face.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:37 PM EST

[#21]

If this is true, I hope that Eon Productions loses their shirts on the next film, they go into bankruptcy, and the franchise is done.

Call me a chauvinist pig, but I will not watch a female 007, and I damn sure won't pay to do it.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:38 PM EST

[#22]

Her face packs a punch like a brick through a plate glass window.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:45 PM EST

[#23]

Is this a joke? A parody of some sort?

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:54 PM EST

[#24]

Yea, like I am really going to go to see that.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:58 PM EST

[#25]

DOUBLE NO 7.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:13:17 PM EST

[#26]

The names Jamie. Jamie Bond.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:13:34 PM EST

[#27]

Nah

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:13:46 PM EST

[#28]

It will be as memorable as this Bond.

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:13:55 PM EST

[#29]

You gotta be sh***ing me.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:14:04 PM EST

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Umm...if Daniel Craig leaves and she takes over his number and the movie is basically about her, for all intensive purposes, she IS the new Bond. Semantics by the producers if they claim she isn’t the new Bond on one side of their mouths, while proudly proclaiming her as the new Bond out of the other.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:14:09 PM EST

[#31]

What's that Obama saying about lipstick on a pig? Well, that's Obama with lipstick.

Bond, Jamalawhaka Bond......naw, just don't have the same ring to it. Bye 007.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:14:25 PM EST

[#32]

Jesus, they had Atomic Blonde for their strong heroine. Not enough. They had to fuck up Bond.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:14:31 PM EST

[#33]

They went lezzie.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:15:00 PM EST

[#34]

Well, I guess if they can cast 5'4" Jiminy Cricket as 6'5", 250 lb Jack Reacher, they won't have any trouble casting a black female to be a 6'4" white man with a Scottish accent. Jane Bond? J'ane B'ond? Shajane Bo'Ohnoyoudint? I may as well go all in and say it: She's ugly, too.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:15:07 PM EST

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I see what you did there

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:15:15 PM EST

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Is this a joke? A parody of some sort?

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People should read the article.
Bond is retired and his number is reissued to a new agent.
Bond comes out of retirement to help MI6 and it's introduced to the replacement 007 and sets out to bang her.

She is not the new Bond.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:15:16 PM EST

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I thought Idris Elba was going to be the next Bond, which I was thought was cool. He seemed like he would fit the role well for action packed movie. I guess he didn’t want the role and they decided to make it a female 007. I’m guessing this will end up like the SJW Ghostbusters that bombed in the box office.

New James Bond film feature British actress taking over Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html

In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
Bond girls have been renamed as Bond women in the new movie
The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films

NEW 007 - Is now female
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/07/13/21/16009112-7244623-image-a-11_1563048356192.jpg

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Lashana Lynch talking all about Captain Marvel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHJORb4-7Lg

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:16:01 PM EST

[#38]

That's a Black Transexual in a Pink Dress.... fucking eyebrows need to be Mowed with a 3 point and a tractor.

So much for the Bond Franchise.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:16:30 PM EST

[#39]

"However, traditionalists can relax: she's not the new Bond, but a new character who takes over his secret agent number after he leaves MI6."

WTH does that mean?

Is she a new character that will play alongside Bond or is she the new primary character in the series, and this is just a way to soften the transition?

Are they just trying to play both sides of the fence here or what?

I can already guess the SJW story line here: "old" Bond tries to help (aka, mansplain) to the new 007, and she basically humiliates him, showing how much cooler, better, tougher, and more enlightened she is than the old school misogynistic Bond.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:16:36 PM EST

[#40]

If 007 Is a woman I’m done. Fuck that.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:17:09 PM EST

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:17:30 PM EST

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Posted: 7/13/2019 6:17:58 PM EST

[#43]

no!

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:18:11 PM EST

[#44]

Double o Wakanda to the Rescue.....

Even Social Justice Warriors will Not watch that shit show.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:18:15 PM EST

[#45]

https://people.com/movies/daniel-craig-women-should-be-considered-for-james-bond/

Daniel Craig Says Women Should 'Be Considered' for James Bond Role

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:18:20 PM EST

[#46]

I thought for a second it was Magic Johnson’s son/daughter

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:18:27 PM EST

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Mental disease.

In order to destroy a country, you must first destroy it’s culture.

The war on our culture is far more dangerous than any army of Nazis or Communists could ever dream of being.

A culture rapist wants you dead, they just don’t have the guts to say it to your face.

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they don't want you dead they want you to be in the minds of others forgotten as if you never existed no evidence of ever having been.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:18:35 PM EST

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Umm...if Daniel Craig leaves and she takes over his number and the movie is basically about her, for all intensive purposes, she IS the new Bond. Semantics by the producers if they claim she isn't the new Bond on one side of their mouths, while proudly proclaiming her as the new Bond out of the other.

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Umm...if Daniel Craig leaves and she takes over his number and the movie is basically about her, for all intensive purposes, she IS the new Bond. Semantics by the producers if they claim she isn't the new Bond on one side of their mouths, while proudly proclaiming her as the new Bond out of the other.

It sounds like the movie starts by following Bond in his retirement until he's recalled.
Even a SJW as the world is nowadays, I'll hold on to my outrage until it's 100% confirmed they're shitting on more than half a century of tradition and this isn't just marketing.