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Posted: 7/13/2020 8:48:05 PM EST

Title says it all, a place for you angry face grill, jeep waving, fiat owners to cry about the new bronco shitting on your beloved mall crawler. Aaaaaaaand go!

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:50:32 PM EST

[#1]

Ha, it's a Ford!

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:52:19 PM EST

[#2]

Oh those Broncos will take a shit alright. About 40 feet from the dealership.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:52:20 PM EST

[#3]

Ahhh. Derp

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:52:39 PM EST

[#4]

No front solid axles no care

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:53:14 PM EST

[#5]

Waste of site resources.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:53:15 PM EST

[#6]

Crying, hell.

I drive a TJ, and am at least interested in a new Bronco. If it’s as Spartan as the pics make it look, I’ll probably get one.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:53:54 PM EST

[#7]

2006 was the last year for Jeep.

At last, all things Bronco!!!

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:54:15 PM EST

[#8]

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Crying, hell.

I drive a TJ, and am at least interested in a new Bronco. If it’s as Spartan as the pics make it look, I’ll probably get one.

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I said in another thread, they do look interesting. I like having options.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:54:43 PM EST

[#9]

I like them, and I’m looking forward to Jeep’s response. I don’t think Ralph will let Jeep slouch or stagnate with this thing in the market.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:55:05 PM EST

[#10]

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Crying, hell.

I drive a TJ, and am at least interested in a new Bronco. If it’s as Spartan as the pics make it look, I’ll probably get one.

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Agree. My TJ turns 20 years old in January, and I can definitely see buying the little Bronco.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:55:41 PM EST

[#11]

I built my jeep up from a frame and Tub I bought from a Wrecker lot for a $100. I'll also never complain about how much of a PIA it was to mate a Ford 4 speed transmission to a Pontiac engine because, well!!! it wasn't that hard.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:55:52 PM EST

[#12]

Maybe the soccer mom's will gravitate towards the Ford leaving more real Jeep guys to wave at.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:56:57 PM EST

[#13]

Jeep took a shit after the TJ’s.

I had my TJ for 14years before I sold it.

Bronco looks sweet. I imagine it’s going to be crazy expensive.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:56:58 PM EST

[#14]

Ford and Jeep owners, swinging purses.

But each still owns a Jeep or a Ford.......who wins? lol

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:57:17 PM EST

[#15]

All that drive Jeeps are women now. Men have gravitated back to trucks. Not an insult, just an observation.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:58:27 PM EST

[#16]

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Jeep took a shit after the TJ’s.

I had my TJ for 14years before I sold it.

Bronco looks sweet. I imagine it’s going to be crazy expensive.

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Most expensive trim on the site right now is $58k starts at 28.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:58:32 PM EST

[#17]

LOL.. it’s a Jeep, you just don’t understand... there is no other

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:58:52 PM EST

[#18]

Sorry OP, one already exists, it's called the ''customer waiting room for repairs at the dealer.''

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:58:56 PM EST

[#19]

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Title says it all, a place for you angry face grill, jeep waving, fiat owners to cry about the new bronco shitting on your beloved mall crawler. Aaaaaaaand go!

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You seem to have a lot invested in this one. What was her name? You know, the girl you had a major crush on but who didn't know you were alive...because she was too busy banging the guy with the Jeep.

That other thread is full of Jeep owners saying they are impressed, including me. Zero snark for Ford. The 2 and 4 doors look fantastic. I hope Ford delivers and they are reliable. Competition and options are good.

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:59:09 PM EST

[#20]

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Posted: 7/13/2020 8:59:52 PM EST

[#21]

it's funny - so will the Wrangler be only for high school girls?

Posted: 7/13/2020 8:59:59 PM EST

[#22]

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Title says it all, a place for you angry face grill, jeep waving, fiat owners to cry about the new bronco shitting on your beloved mall crawler. Aaaaaaaand go!

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Not a jeep owner but still. That thing is a useless piece of shit

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:00:21 PM EST

[#23]

The new Broncos look like the ultimate mall cruiser. The soccer moms and Karens of the world will look fantastic cruising in them with their Salt Life and OBX stickers.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:00:29 PM EST

[#24]

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You seem to have a lot invested in this one. What was her name? You know, the girl you had a major crush on but who didn't know you were alive...because she was too busy banging the guy with the Jeep.

That other thread is full of Jeep owners saying they are impressed, including me. Zero snark for Ford. The 2 and 4 doors look fantastic. I hope Ford delivers and they are reliable. Competition and options are good.

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That’s nice sweetheart. But I can honestly say that the only people i actually know who own jeeps are women.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:00:42 PM EST

[#25]

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Yeah...I really hate it. WTF happened to this? Make this one!!!!

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:01:16 PM EST

[#26]

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The new Broncos look like the ultimate mall cruiser. The soccer moms and Karens of the world will look fantastic cruising in them with their Salt Life and OBX stickers.

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Glad you enjoy your new blazer.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:01:24 PM EST

[#27]

...and yes, I drive a TJ

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:01:29 PM EST

[#28]

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Posted: 7/13/2020 9:01:36 PM EST

[#29]

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That’s nice sweetheart. But I can honestly say that the only people i actually know who own jeeps are women.

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I get it. Women like to have a gay friend. Embrace the role.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:02:24 PM EST

[#30]

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Posted: 7/13/2020 9:02:32 PM EST

[#31]

Umm... My wife is sitting here attempting to preorder one. It'll sit next to the jeep in the garage. I'm excited.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:03:35 PM EST

[#32]

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I get it. Women like to have a gay friend. Embrace the role.

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They already own the role, militant lesbians the lot of them. Sorry your fiat lost.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:04:32 PM EST

[#33]

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No front solid axles no care

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This x87

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:05:13 PM EST

[#34]

OP likes the warm taste of cocks.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:05:31 PM EST

[#35]

Does it have vinyl seats and floors I can wash out with a garden hose?

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:05:37 PM EST

[#36]

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Title says it all, a place for you angry face grill, jeep waving, fiat owners to cry about the new bronco shitting on your beloved mall crawler. Aaaaaaaand go!

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Isn't that the little room at the dealership with Keurig machine?

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:06:15 PM EST

[#37]

Heaps are for girls.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:06:32 PM EST

[#38]

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Does it have vinyl seats and floors I can wash out with a garden hose?

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Marine grade vinyl is an option.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:07:07 PM EST

[#39]

REAL Jeep owner checking in. Why are the Mall Crawlers crying this time? It looks like it could be a nice little Susie Soccer Mom mobile.

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1982 CJ 7 getting a diesel stuck in it

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1951 M38 that I just brought back from central Iowa

And, just to snub the f*ck out of them, my Avatar was BUILT by Kaiser Jeep in Feb of 1970

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Posted: 7/13/2020 9:08:48 PM EST

[#40]

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Surprised they don't offer and option for that personally. Call it the Moab Edition.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:10:18 PM EST

[#41]

Tj owner. Not Crying, if it had solid axle I would consider a Wildtrak .

Guarantee I will NOT see one where I wheel

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Guarantee I WILL see one when I take my girls to town for Ice Cream .

ETA : What the Hell are " Beadlock Capable Wheels " ?

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:11:04 PM EST

[#42]

Not me. I'm happy with what I got. Especially for what I paid.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:11:28 PM EST

[#43]

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Does it have vinyl seats and floors I can wash out with a garden hose?

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My old for sport trac had the rubber floors. Fuckin awesome, just mop out all the mud and crud. i wish my f150 had that, instead i have the weather tech mats that ive been less than pleased with considering the price.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:12:49 PM EST

[#44]

My Jeep is 38 years old, come back here in 38 more and well see if that POS Ford is still around

LOL at IFS

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:13:42 PM EST

[#45]

FYI, Chicoms bought a controlling interest in Fiat, and so actually have a controlling interest in FCA.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:13:49 PM EST

[#46]

Our GC trail hawk might go down the road.

Bronco will look good next to the raptor in the garage

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:15:03 PM EST

[#47]

A Jeep will hold it's value far longer than the bronco will.

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:15:42 PM EST

[#48]

I don't even like Jeeps but this is interesting.

$100k HELLCAT SWAPPED GLADIATOR * 750+ HP RECON Jeep Gladiator Review and Performance Testing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oir7qTFufVg

Posted: 7/13/2020 9:15:42 PM EST

[#49]

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Does it have vinyl seats and floors I can wash out with a garden hose?

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Based only on their site, it appears that they may have gotten this part right.

There’s a base model for people who want a blank slate to upgrade, a “Black Diamond” model that looks like what I’d want (as simple as possible, not covered in chrome and gadgets), and several models with varying level of doodads for the soccer moms.

The only thing I see that I definitely don’t like is that even the base model comes with a 8” screen in the dash.