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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 11:57:00 AM EDT
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Adam Carolla wisdom states- You get $1000 for a wedding dress. For every hundred over that she spends, she better fit in that dress an additional year. $100/1 year not being a fat ass.

I approve of that logic. Same goes for the dude.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 11:58:53 AM EDT
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"Looks great" is a far reach.  Having a baby and being 40 isn't an excuse to let yourself go that much.  She is fat and doesn't appear to even be trying.
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 11:59:30 AM EDT
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And I'd have that extra weight worked off of her in no time.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 2:14:03 PM EDT
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And I bet Rosie Odonnell has more money than you. Not sure what that proves though.  
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"Looks great" is a far reach.  Having a baby and being 40 isn't an excuse to let yourself go that much.  She is fat and doesn't appear to even be trying.
I'll bet she's got more money than you though.
And I bet Rosie Odonnell has more money than you. Not sure what that proves though.  
Only that I'm a smartass.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 2:23:46 PM EDT
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Lol so true. It's like they have 4 plots and just swap actors and settings to crank out movies.
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Lifetime's First Original Game Show: What's Wrong with Tanya?! - SNL
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 2:28:29 PM EDT
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Might be the first time you’ve nailed it.
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Did you just call me fat, Bro?
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 2:31:38 PM EDT
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Exactly.  The mothers at my daughter's school are generally in very good shape with a smattering of outrageously hot.  All late 30s early 40s, usually with multiple kids.  It is a very affluent area, rife with gyms and fitness places.  The Y is a veritable MILF farm.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 2:32:44 PM EDT
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Undeterred.
She had a baby & she’s almost 40.
Looks great.
"Looks great" is a far reach.  Having a baby and being 40 isn't an excuse to let yourself go that much.  She is fat and doesn't appear to even be trying.
Guess I’m into fat chicks . . . Thanks for helping me come to terms with that
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 2:59:22 PM EDT
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I'd wreck that.

Pic in the Op is pretty bad though. She seems to have the worst case of fluctuating weight I've ever seen.
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I'd wreck that.

Pic in the Op is pretty bad though. She seems to have the worst case of fluctuating weight I've ever seen.
She's this generations Kristy Alley.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 3:03:33 PM EDT
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The GD basement dwellers would still hop on.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 3:05:44 PM EDT
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She's this generations Kristy Alley.
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Now, that’s just mean.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 3:06:15 PM EDT
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Lol so true. It's like they have 4 plots and just swap actors and settings to crank out movies.
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But Lacy isn't and she's 8700 times more attractive.

https://i.imgur.com/PgFXZma.jpg
Soooooooooo hot.

Too bad Hollywood stopped casting her because she's a Christian. Now all she does is Hallmark movies.
I'll watch every one of her Hallmark movies because she's hot.
My wife is obsessed with the Hallmark channel. Lacey is on my TV quite often.
Mine too. I'm not afraid to admit that some of them are ok. Most of them are pretty much the same story repeated with different characters though. But if it's a Lacy movie I don't care about the story because I'm only paying attention to her.
Lol so true. It's like they have 4 plots and just swap actors and settings to crank out movies.
I pointed that out to my wife one day and she got pissed at me.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:42:46 PM EDT
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3 kids and over 40.

https://i.imgur.com/MKCIrEC.jpg?2

https://i.imgur.com/RsN8Df8.jpg?2

Now, that's about 10 pounds more than I usually carry around and I wouldn't be winning any bikini contests, regardless, but kids and age don't always mean blimping out is inevitable.

Like Free's wife, when the kids were younger I was heavier.  It isn't unusual for women to drop the weight as the kids get older and they have more time to focus on it.
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Damn that looks good... He must work out. You look very nice too. Some married men did ok, and some of us did very well.

My wife made a new photographer friend... It's inevitable... They will try to take my picture. We are like you. Overdue for some pictures. I’m sure she’ll want some of the smoochy stuff too.... But my wife has figured out the trick to get me to do the photo shoots with a little less pain. She gets me a little hammered and teases happy time after the shoot. Win win, win.

JLH has been a bit disappointing to watch as she ages. She had such an iconic body. She is still very pretty, and no one expected her to look like a thin teen forever. But it looks like she is just kinda letting herself go. She looks bigger than most of the soccer moms at an elementary school drop off.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:44:10 PM EDT
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Wow,she used to be so pretty .
Now she's a human ham....
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:45:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:45:50 PM EDT
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THICCCCCC
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:48:01 PM EDT
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Would still plow.

@kbi

@HTHF
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:48:36 PM EDT
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I crushed on her really fucking hard in the past.  Don’t even recognize her now.  WOW.....
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:49:05 PM EDT
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Would plow.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:49:35 PM EDT
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She was never good looking

Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:52:04 PM EDT
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Did someone say JLH!

I'd hit it then and now!



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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:54:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:57:13 PM EDT
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Here she is four months ago.

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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:57:18 PM EDT
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Don't be sad..

That ass is still top shelf!
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 4:59:25 PM EDT
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She’s alright.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:04:42 PM EDT
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That would make a great halloween mask
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:05:29 PM EDT
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Would smash. A lot.

She's still hot as fuck.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:27:00 PM EDT
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Would smash. A lot.

She's still hot as fuck.
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Hmmm.....have to disagree.

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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:33:26 PM EDT
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But Lacy isn't and she's 8700 times more attractive.

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Hell yes!
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:34:39 PM EDT
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Would smash. A lot.

She's still hot as fuck.
Hmmm.....have to disagree.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Capture_JPG-1105854.JPG
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I'd dump a load into that like a concrete truck!
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:40:12 PM EDT
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Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass (Official Video)


Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:43:18 PM EDT
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Nope.

Christie Brinkley is old and hot.  Time caused her to break an arm on that dancing show, it didn't make her fat.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:45:18 PM EDT
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Awww yea! Meghan! Would plow too!
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 5:46:12 PM EDT
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Soooooooooo hot.

Too bad Hollywood stopped casting her because she's a Christian. Now all she does is Hallmark movies.
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JLH must be of the Baptist variety of Protestant Christian.
Because every Baptist I've ever met over age 30, irrespective of US geographic habitat , has looked like a smiling fat pig awaiting slaughter at their pot luck alter.

Bar none.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 6:36:03 PM EDT
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Just because you're 40 with kids doesn't mean you have to become a slob. Good Lord, lady.....
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She had kids three years ago when she was still trying to act and was still hot

Link Posted: 9/28/2019 6:44:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 6:50:50 PM EDT
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Undeterred.
She had a baby & she’s almost 40.
Looks great.
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She’s still out of my league.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 6:56:15 PM EDT
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But Lacy isn't and she's 8700 times more attractive.

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Lacey Chabert is indeed beautiful.  My wife has made me sit through countless Hallmark movies in which she starred.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 6:57:53 PM EDT
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Soooooooooo hot.

Too bad Hollywood stopped casting her because she's a Christian. Now all she does is Hallmark movies.
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But Lacy isn't and she's 8700 times more attractive.

https://i.imgur.com/PgFXZma.jpg
Soooooooooo hot.

Too bad Hollywood stopped casting her because she's a Christian. Now all she does is Hallmark movies.
At least she is making a liing at her choosen craft without compromising her faith.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:02:19 PM EDT
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I'd dump a load into that like a concrete truck!
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:09:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:14:25 PM EDT
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I’d still hit it
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:18:08 PM EDT
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Undeterred.
She had a baby & she’s almost 40.
Looks great.
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No, she's a middle age hausfrau.  Do not want.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:31:28 PM EDT
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Sad, she was a knock out when I was in high school and college.

Some of you have zero standards.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:32:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:33:33 PM EDT
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Sad, she was a knock out when I was in high school and college.

Some of you have zero standards.
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There are some folks on arf that would stick their dick into anything above room temp.

Then there are the few, that room temp is only a suggestion.
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:33:33 PM EDT
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Sad, she was a knock out when I was in high school and college.

Some of you have zero standards.
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Only standards I have applies to firearms, whiskey and beer. Oh, and fire suppression and hazmat response!

Punani is punani!
Link Posted: 9/28/2019 7:35:27 PM EDT
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I’d still tap it and tell myself grandkids about it
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