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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:27:07 PM EDT
Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss.
I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:28:50 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:28:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:28:52 PM EDT
[#3]
I say well done!
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:28:52 PM EDT
[#4]
Can you describe this blow out kit for us lay people?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:28:57 PM EDT
[#5]
So it was figurative cock?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:29:42 PM EDT
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Dude that title....Makes you sound like an idiot and inbred. Because of this I have once again gone BACK to get MORE Blonde roast coffee because this thread especially has caused me great anguish and pain from it's boredom and confusion.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:29:44 PM EDT
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I came here for the cock.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:30:49 PM EDT
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"Flopped some cock on a family member"
Now theres a thread title I didnt think Id see today. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:30:49 PM EDT
[#9]
The cock blew out your what?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:30:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Blowout kit-on ankle- trolling hill dog supporter- EPIC!
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:30:53 PM EDT
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:31:24 PM EDT
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Can you describe this blow out kit for us lay people? It's for when you eat Taco Bell, and get stuck in traffic on the way back to work. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:31:26 PM EDT
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I thought we were going to hear about you plugging your cousin or some such....I am disappoint.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:31:35 PM EDT
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You really showed her.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:31:43 PM EDT
[#15]
 Death Metal Rooster |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:32:03 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit? Condom repair kit? TP and some wet wipes? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:32:46 PM EDT
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I need a blowout kit for the next time I eat at Ryan's Steakhouse.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:32:59 PM EDT
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I came here for incestual relations, and was very much disappointed.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:34:22 PM EDT
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Blowout kit = adult diaper and baby wipes?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:36:56 PM EDT
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Blowout kit = adult diaper and baby wipes? I think it's something to do with glory holes and blow jobs. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:37:02 PM EDT
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I came here for the cock. http://www.ruleworks.co.uk/poultry/images/scottishnational2011/silver-sussex-bantam-male.jpg Thanks for the cock, to quote Dylan, "Nothing Was Delivered". 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:37:18 PM EDT
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How is this thread working out for ya OP?
Aviator |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:37:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Is this another brotherfucker thread?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:37:38 PM EDT
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Blowout kit = adult diaper and baby wipes? Suture kit, KY, wet wipes and Tucks; just in case? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:38:48 PM EDT
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All I got from the op is he acts like a douche bag and carries a bunch of shit on him everywhere while acting like a douche bag.
Jesus.. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:39:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Penis thread?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:39:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Cocks out for relatives
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:39:14 PM EDT
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. Please take a photo of your edc! @gobucksbaby |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:40:12 PM EDT
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What?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:40:26 PM EDT
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In on 1 for this wincest thread.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:41:42 PM EDT
[#31]
idontbelieveyou.jpg
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:41:48 PM EDT
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I came here for incestual relations, and was very much disappointed. Me too, but this is not a GuyInFL thread. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:42:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:42:44 PM EDT
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Please take a photo of tyour edc Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. Please take a photo of tyour edc Please, no more cock pics in GD. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:43:02 PM EDT
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All I got from the op is he acts like a douche bag and carries a bunch of shit on him everywhere while acting like a douche bag. Jesus.. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:49:01 PM EDT
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OP, you can't mention penis and family in the same thread. It makes some of the southerners defensive.
Otherwise I thought it was funny. Anyone still wearing a Hillary shirt is obviously trolling. I think you could work on phrasing though |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:50:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:50:43 PM EDT
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huh, not at all what I expected when I clicked. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:51:02 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit? Tactical Colostomy Bag |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:51:30 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit? Don't you style Brah ? 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:52:10 PM EDT
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Picture of relative or it didn't happen.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:52:34 PM EDT
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First thing I thought was ...
Please don't be from West Virginia ... |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:54:52 PM EDT
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13er: check
Buckeyes fan: check Flopping cock on family: check |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:54:56 PM EDT
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Seems pretty childish.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:55:35 PM EDT
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:56:13 PM EDT
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Don't you style Brah ? http://www.menshairstylestoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Blowout-Haircut-6.jpg Being the EDC'er I am, I had to google blow out kit. Turns out it is military slang for a small medical kit. This is a definition I found.. A blow out kit is an immediate action, Individual First Aid Kit (IFAK) that is small in size. Guess you learn something new every day eh? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:56:14 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit? Keeps all your blood from leaking out if you take a bullet. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:56:34 PM EDT
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What do you do that requires all of that? I've been wanting to buy or put together a first aid kit for daily carry. Had a boo-boo kit in my toolbox for a while (used up what was in it and haven't gotten around to replacing it). Don't think I've ever carried pepper spray, but my daily carry includes two spare mags (49 rounds total) and four knives (two of them small enough that I'd have to be in pretty bad shape to consider using them as weapons). |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:56:46 PM EDT
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What do you do that requires all of that? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. That's pretty standard for a printer repairman. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:57:50 PM EDT
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I came here for the cock. http://www.ruleworks.co.uk/poultry/images/scottishnational2011/silver-sussex-bantam-male.jpg 
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