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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:27:07 PM EDT
Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss.
I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. |
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Dude that title....Makes you sound like an idiot and inbred. Because of this I have once again gone BACK to get MORE Blonde roast coffee because this thread especially has caused me great anguish and pain from it's boredom and confusion.
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"Flopped some cock on a family member"
Now theres a thread title I didnt think Id see today. |
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. View Quote |
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I thought we were going to hear about you plugging your cousin or some such....I am disappoint.
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Death Metal Rooster |
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I need a blowout kit for the next time I eat at Ryan's Steakhouse.
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I came here for incestual relations, and was very much disappointed.
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I came here for the cock. http://www.ruleworks.co.uk/poultry/images/scottishnational2011/silver-sussex-bantam-male.jpg View Quote Thanks for the cock, to quote Dylan, "Nothing Was Delivered". |
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All I got from the op is he acts like a douche bag and carries a bunch of shit on him everywhere while acting like a douche bag.
Jesus.. |
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. View Quote Please take a photo of your edc! @gobucksbaby |
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. Please take a photo of tyour edc Please, no more cock pics in GD. |
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OP, you can't mention penis and family in the same thread. It makes some of the southerners defensive.
Otherwise I thought it was funny. Anyone still wearing a Hillary shirt is obviously trolling. I think you could work on phrasing though |
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First thing I thought was ...
Please don't be from West Virginia ... |
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13er: check
Buckeyes fan: check Flopping cock on family: check |
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. View Quote |
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Don't you style Brah ? http://www.menshairstylestoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Blowout-Haircut-6.jpg View Quote Being the EDC'er I am, I had to google blow out kit. Turns out it is military slang for a small medical kit. This is a definition I found.. A blow out kit is an immediate action, Individual First Aid Kit (IFAK) that is small in size. Guess you learn something new every day eh? |
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What do you do that requires all of that? View Quote I've been wanting to buy or put together a first aid kit for daily carry. Had a boo-boo kit in my toolbox for a while (used up what was in it and haven't gotten around to replacing it). Don't think I've ever carried pepper spray, but my daily carry includes two spare mags (49 rounds total) and four knives (two of them small enough that I'd have to be in pretty bad shape to consider using them as weapons). |
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What do you do that requires all of that? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Family member in town for a family gathering of sorts. Have not all been together in some time. She's staying with other family. I walk in from work and see her sitting in our living room with other family members conversating. I see she is wearing an Hill-Dog shirt. I know she's butt hurt over the loss. I take my G19, spare mag, knives, pepper spray, and blow out kit off and place it all on the mantle across the room from her. Everyone kinda stopped talking when I did it cause the blowout kit is on an ankle rig. Makes loud velcroie noise when taken off. I pissed her off quite rapidly. She said she wouldn't be coming back. That's pretty standard for a printer repairman. |
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I came here for the cock. http://www.ruleworks.co.uk/poultry/images/scottishnational2011/silver-sussex-bantam-male.jpg View Quote |
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