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Posted: 12/8/2016 5:57:54 PM EDT

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I thought we can't speak of illegal matters on here?

Incest is definitely illegal in Louisiana, not sure about your state though.

ETA: pg 2 of cock/family thread ownage

Posted: 12/8/2016 5:59:48 PM EDT

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First thing I thought was ...

Please don't be from West Virginia ...

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Isn't Ohio basically Northern West Virginia?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:00:36 PM EDT

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I just wear tourniquets prepositioned on each limb. It's quieter and faster than a velcro blow out kit but a little more awkward when trying to dramatically flop cock on a family member.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:01:12 PM EDT

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I don't get it. What is flopping cock a reference to?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:01:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/8/2016 6:01:56 PM EDT

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What is a blow out kit?

Tactical Colostomy Bag

LOL

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:02:00 PM EDT

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Being the EDC'er I am, I had to google blow out kit. Turns out it is military slang for a small medical kit. This is a definition I found..

A blow out kit is an immediate action, Individual First Aid Kit (IFAK) that is small in size.

Guess you learn something new every day eh?

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Yeah, I had to Google that, too, and that was what I figured he meant... Man, some people here carry a lot of shit with them!

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:02:55 PM EDT

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I came here for the cock.

http://www.ruleworks.co.uk/poultry/images/scottishnational2011/silver-sussex-bantam-male.jpg

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Did you eat it? How was it?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:03:48 PM EDT

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Is OP the fat guy from the EDC overload thread?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:04:17 PM EDT

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13er: check
Buckeyes fan: check
Flopping cock on family: check

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Posted: 12/8/2016 6:04:48 PM EDT

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All I got from the op is he acts like a douche bag and carries a bunch of shit on him everywhere while acting like a douche bag.

Jesus..

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Kinda what I got as well. Everyone I've known from the military to the real world who carries that much shit on them everyday usually lacks skill for social interaction and sit alone in their rooms at night covered in peanut butter watching post apocalyptic movies just waiting to fo.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:05:11 PM EDT

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You EDC a med kit on your ankle?

I just keep one in the truck like a normal person.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:05:47 PM EDT

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OP the only thing the you got right in this thread was :

...................................................flopped

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:06:00 PM EDT

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While I did enjoy reading the OP, I was kinda' hoping for some incest stuff to trip out on.

A.W.D.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:06:25 PM EDT

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OP went full HAM!

Hardcore.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:06:59 PM EDT

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What is a blow out kit?

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Google...sometimes your friend, sometimes your enemy

http://www.itstactical.com/medcom/medical/developing-a-blow-out-kit/

The term “blow out kit” comes from the Military, and refers to a medical kit to treat life threatening wounds in the field.

A blow out kit is designed to treat the three leading preventable causes of death in the field.

These are Extremity Hemorrhage, 60%; Tension Pneumothorax, 33% and Airway Obstruction, 6%.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:07:03 PM EDT

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I came here for incestual relations, and was very much disappointed.

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Posted: 12/8/2016 6:07:57 PM EDT

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I thought we can't speak of illegal matters on here?

Incest is definitely illegal in Louisiana, not sure about your state though.

ETA: pg 2 of cock/family thread ownage

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Posted: 12/8/2016 6:09:07 PM EDT

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Can't believe nobody has asked for pics of family member yet

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:10:03 PM EDT

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You EDC a med kit on your ankle?

I just keep one in the truck like a normal person.

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I thought we were just supposed to keep it in the chest rig we wear around all day.

You do wear your chest rig everywhere right?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:10:57 PM EDT

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I clicked expecting a swampgrass/eesmith/et al class of thread.

OP fail.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:11:58 PM EDT

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I thought we were just supposed to keep it in the chest rig we wear around all day.

You do wear your chest rig everywhere right?

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Couldn't find one is XXXXL

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:12:03 PM EDT

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I thought we can't speak of illegal matters on here?

Incest is definitely illegal in Louisiana, not sure about your state though.

ETA: pg 2 of cock/family thread ownage

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Did you just flop cock on him?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:12:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Lol! Florida

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:12:41 PM EDT

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Suture kit, KY, wet wipes and Tucks; just in case?

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One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:13:17 PM EDT

[#26]

Keepin it classy.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:13:27 PM EDT

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What is a blow out kit?

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Depends.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:13:37 PM EDT

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8th grade Lunchroom.... or G.D. ?

( It's arfcom, get both )

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:13:56 PM EDT

[#29]

You shouldn't be flopping your cock at Grandma like that. Show some fucking respect.

13'ers

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:15:19 PM EDT

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Kinda what I got as well. Everyone I've known from the military to the real world who carries that much shit on them everyday usually lacks skill for social interaction and sit alone in their rooms at night covered in peanut butter watching post apocalyptic movies just waiting to fo.

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Covered in peanut butter?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:15:52 PM EDT

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Dude that title....Makes you sound like an idiot and inbred.

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Title makes him sound like it, actions confirm it.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:18:45 PM EDT

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What is a blow out kit?

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It's a cock holster that mounts to the ankle

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:19:35 PM EDT

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Covered in peanut butter?

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Posted: 12/8/2016 6:20:21 PM EDT

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"Flopped some cock on a family member"

Now theres a thread title I didnt think Id see ~~today~~ EVER.

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Posted: 12/8/2016 6:20:40 PM EDT

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Is that a picture of OP?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:21:30 PM EDT

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"Flopped some cock on a family member"

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try the MO hometown page.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:23:45 PM EDT

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Is that a picture of OP?

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It's what came to mind after reading it.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:24:12 PM EDT

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Cock flopping is something new, that millennial's do?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:24:15 PM EDT

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Keeps all your blood from leaking out if you ~~take a bullet~~ shoot youself.

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What is a blow out kit?

Keeps all your blood from leaking out if you ~~take a bullet~~ shoot youself.

FIFY

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:27:08 PM EDT

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What is a blow out kit?

Tactical Colostomy Bag

Poop thread

I knew it would turn into a poop thread

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:27:36 PM EDT

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A maxi-pad and an adult diaper, in case he has a tampon blowout on one of his heavy flow days.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:27:48 PM EDT

[#42]

So....yourcoxafloppin?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:30:02 PM EDT

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One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

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No Mae West, Charms candy or Brass knuckles?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:30:03 PM EDT

[#44]

If you're still wearing the Hillary shirt and you're going to visit kinfolks, why wouldn't you think it might stir up shit?

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:30:54 PM EDT

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Covered in peanut butter?

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The really depraved ones are covered in Nutella

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:32:45 PM EDT

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If you're still wearing the Hillary shirt and you're going to visit kinfolks, why wouldn't you think it might stir up shit?

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Or the entire story is made up.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:34:29 PM EDT

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The really depraved ones are covered in Nutella

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Eww.

Posted: 12/8/2016 6:35:12 PM EDT

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One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

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Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff.