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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:09:39 AM EST
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I like the faux bikers who stand on the side of the road with signs that read "watch out for motorcycles", waving them at drivers. Hey! I can't watch for motorcycles if I'm reading your sign genius.
Of course, they are all dressed in black with black bikes, black helmets, black chaps, black vests, etc. "Watch out for me while I dress like a ninja. It's your fault if you don't see me in my night camoflauge". With that said, I used to have a black motorcycle with a black helmet, etc. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:09:47 AM EST
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....who think their invincible. On the way home, noticed in my rear view mirror the single shining headlamp of douchbagery weaving in and out of traffic doing 70-80mph in a 45mph. It's a Harley with those high chopper bars. A large truck fully merges into the center lane a few car lengths ahead and douchy-mc-straight pipes also weaves into that lane at the last moment, then slams on his brakes and swerves in my lane ahead of me, while blipping his throttle at the truck like it will protect him from the side/rear of a full size truck. Best was his lack of any safety gear, especially no helmet. Just lol. The guy will be getting coloring books for Christmas in no time. I'll go ahead and lol right back. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:11:02 AM EST
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Harleys can do 80mph? Fastest i have seen has gone 60 holding up traffic.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:12:34 AM EST
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Harleys can do 80mph? Fastest i have seen has gone 60 holding up traffic. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:14:06 AM EST
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Watch some of the autistic douchery on youtube. Those videos blow my mind.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:15:16 AM EST
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:22:27 AM EST
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Guys with Harleys have to go fast so they can get to where they need to be before the bike breaks down.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:23:24 AM EST
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Guys with Harleys have to go fast so they can get to where they need to be before the bike breaks down. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:24:28 AM EST
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IN on another Tuesday morning biker thread.
Give the guy a break, his old lady was probably posting naked pictures of herself on Instagram again and he was just trying to get home as soon as possible. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:25:40 AM EST
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I was going 55 in a 70 because a couple of retards on harleys were holding up the show last month in Utah on my honeymoon. Passed them in a 95 Jeep with about 150hp left in her. Riding or driving 15 under is a danger to other motorists, but they were oblivious. Not the only time on that trip that slow bikers were a problem.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:26:03 AM EST
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Thursday already?
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:26:40 AM EST
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IN on another Tuesday morning biker thread. Give the guy a break, his old lady was probably posting naked pictures of herself on Instagram again and he was just trying to get home as soon as possible. Those are always entertaining. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:26:56 AM EST
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Bright colors, full coverage leathers, and full face helmets are my friends. I don't care if I'm dressed like a power ranger. I do what it takes to be seen.
Ride like you are invisible and everybody else is drunk. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:29:42 AM EST
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Next time you decide to embellish your motorcycle story, ride one first. Then you would know what not to embellish so the story stays plausible.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:32:00 AM EST
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I'll go ahead and lol right back. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:34:06 AM EST
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Next time you decide to embellish your motorcycle story, ride one first. Then you would know what not to embellish so the story stays plausible.  "
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:34:07 AM EST
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I think your story is BS, barely readable, but definitely BS.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:36:21 AM EST
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Flacepalm, LOL, nice ride on the fail train. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:43:58 AM EST
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Squid douchebags, lol. Had a pack of about 80 shitheads roar through town the other day. 2 fags blocked the intersection while the fag pack rumbled through...is it wrong to hope they were in a biker funeral procession? They literally took 10 minutes for the convoy to get through the intersection, I watch in amazement and all I could envision was the south park meme, lol.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:50:05 AM EST
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Take your flaces gentlemen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Flacepalm, LOL, nice ride on the fail train. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:51:15 AM EST
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You're right, those grapes certainly do look sour.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:51:28 AM EST
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"Watch out for me while I dress like a ninja. It's your fault if you don't see me in my night camoflauge". 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:51:44 AM EST
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I think I'm invisible.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:55:23 AM EST
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I ride sport and dual-sport bikes. Can't stand straight-pipe Harley assholes. Hate 'em with every fiber of my being.
Last week I was driving home from a camping trip with the wife on the interstate and a pair of straight-pipers was ahead of us. One in each lane, going the same exact speed, so that no one could pass. One had a T-shirt with big white letters on the back that read "ASSHOLE". I always knew that those guys are going for the title of biggest douche, but that proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt. Here's to hoping that "ASSHOLE" finds himself being dragged under a large truck at some point. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:55:35 AM EST
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"Watch out for me while I dress like a ninja. It's your fault if you don't see me in my night camoflauge".
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17265075_10103244079455688_6666571882727385588_n.jpg?oh=2d0800ef3f0709b47a4851ba81edc0e0&oe=59EC8704 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:56:27 AM EST
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Next time you decide to embellish your motorcycle story, ride one first. Then you would know what not to embellish so the story stays plausible. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:56:33 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryVery nice. I've been looking at the camo KLRs lately.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:58:00 AM EST
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Harleys can do 80mph? Fastest i have seen has gone 60 holding up traffic. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:58:18 AM EST
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Yes, because dangerous Harley riders are never the problem... https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/988731_10101074567180678_1553154127_n.jpg?oh=46d29e65c92a931e286da7db437d2809&oe=5A2CAB56 
i nearly had one kill me at deals gap. i fucking hate squids |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:59:28 AM EST
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I had a Harley guy (Harley on a pickup) cut me off bad this morning, causing me to lock brakes. I didn't do or say shit other than muffled in my head what a fucktard he was.
As I was driving behind him, the traffic started getting heavy, every car that legitimately merges in front of him with room to spare he goes off on and lays on his horn. The guy is a total asshole to every other driver and swearing gesturing etc at any car in front of him. When a box truck cut him off, I just sat back and lolled the whole way to work as he was blowing his top. He must be a real treat on his bike. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 8:59:29 AM EST
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I saw an old scruffy Harley rider on one that was probably 40 years old with a DILLIGAF sticker on his helmet.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:08:19 AM EST
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Next time you decide to embellish your motorcycle story, ride one first. Then you would know what not to embellish so the story stays plausible. Said douche-bag on his bad ass custom, almost clipped me when he lane split to pass me in a 25 mph zone. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:26:24 AM EST
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Harleys can do 80mph? Fastest i have seen has gone 60 holding up traffic. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:27:25 AM EST
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Organ donors...
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:41:48 AM EST
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Thursday already? I know, right? OP should have time out because today is supposed to be HOA hate day. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:45:46 AM EST
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Fun fact: Motorcycle riders actually drive cars, pickup trucks, what they call cages most of the time. You might see the same guy dressed up like pirate, loud pipes and all tomorrow in a sensible crossover.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:54:49 AM EST
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I know, right? OP should have time out because today is supposed to be HOA hate day. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 9:56:20 AM EST
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Its so ironic they always have that BS "Watch out for Motorcycles" and loud pipe crap when they are the ones that drive like they have no fucking sense. What a joke.
Oh yeah ETA, IBTL. |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:03:04 AM EST
[#39]
I love these threads.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:04:14 AM EST
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Back in the late 80's I had a dip shit on a motorcycle brake-check me when I was driving a F-250 diesel. Some folks just don't think things through.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:04:21 AM EST
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This isn't the 80s anymore. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guys with Harleys have to go fast so they can get to where they need to be before the bike breaks down.
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:05:59 AM EST
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Show us on the doll where the bad biker touched you... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/168062/31858977033_cd5e3acaee_b-274768.JPG |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:06:11 AM EST
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If you want to see harley douchebaggery at it's finest, try living in South Dakota this time of year...
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:07:58 AM EST
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Take note, it's ALWAYS Douchy McLoudpipes on a Harley you see mentioned.
You never hear about this behavior from people riding Hondas. < ducks and runs > |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:07:58 AM EST
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lol @ all the triggered folks up in here
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:08:32 AM EST
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Although, maybe not perfectly written, I find the scenario completely plausible. I have witnessed similar douche-baggery while riding. Coincidentally I was on a Honda CBR1000 owned by the motor company (company owned bench-marking bike doing ABS comparisons). Said douche-bag on his bad ass custom, almost clipped me when he lane split to pass me in a 25 mph zone. Racers and other rice burners are designed to minimize this effect as best as they can, but hogs are not. 1989 FLSTC Heritage Software, M1 class on my driver's license, and a MSF certificate, but I've not ridden in over 10 years. I can still spot over-embellishment. He should have said it was a rice burner. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:10:58 AM EST
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If you want to see harley douchebaggery at it's finest, try living in South Dakota this time of year... |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:13:53 AM EST
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Harley Hate Thread Day is Thursday on Arfcom, OP!
But no, you couldn't wait. 
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:14:03 AM EST
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Harleys cannot weave in traffic at 70 to 80 MPH due to something called gyroscopic effect. Monkey bars (sometimes called suicide bars) make it worse. It needs a lot of room at those speeds to where it's not weaving but lane changing. Racers and other rice burners are designed to minimize this effect as best as they can, but hogs are not. 1989 FLSTC Heritage Software, M1 class on my driver's license, and a MSF certificate, but I've not ridden in over 10 years. I can still spot over-embellishment. He should have said it was a rice burner.  Failed To Load Title |
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Posted: 8/8/2017 10:14:23 AM EST
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Now I'm an ex rider and I'd like to know when the majority of you guys went suicidal?
Can anybody tell me why so many seem to crowd the center line to the point of their left hand hanging over into the oncoming lane? You have a whole lane boys. Why crowd the center? |
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