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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:27:25 PM EST
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You’re an expert at spotting your own, right?

You had your shit pushed in. Waaaaayyyyy in.

I feel sorry for your father for raising such a sissy faygala.

I hope your prolapse gets better soon.
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Is this thread really worth getting a CoC over?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:27:54 PM EST
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You own Kate or the trigger pack
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I'd like to change my vote please.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:27:59 PM EST
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OP is misleading us. Video is like 5 years old. This is what you get today.

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I don't know the age of video I posted, but I still don't see a problem.  No ill intentions met.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:29:04 PM EST
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I don't find saggy, floppy tits attractive.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:29:29 PM EST
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I like 'em thick and boobalicious like that.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:29:51 PM EST
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Ok before I vote I need more info!

1) How much time with Kate we talkin bout?

Seems $20K should buy a fair amount of time.

2) Is there going to be a list for Kate?

Not really a sloppy seconds kind a guy.

3) Would that include "Any" trigger pack?

I need to think these things over first!

You own Kate or the trigger pack
Ahh hell!

The MP5

It has a better resale value!
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:29:55 PM EST
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You’re an expert at spotting your own, right?

You had your shit pushed in. Waaaaayyyyy in.

I feel sorry for your father for raising such a sissy faygala.

I hope your prolapse gets better soon.
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Fat. Do not want.

Give me the MP5.
What's your husband think?
Some guys don’t get their fudge packed in. The fact that your mind so easily went there tells me that you’re not one of them. Have fun pooping in reverse!
Easily went there from your original statement. Your follow up just let's us conclude you do the shit pushing
You’re an expert at spotting your own, right?

You had your shit pushed in. Waaaaayyyyy in.

I feel sorry for your father for raising such a sissy faygala.

I hope your prolapse gets better soon.
It doesn't take an expert to spot the odd duck
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:30:06 PM EST
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I don't find saggy, floppy tits attractive.
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They're not even close to being saggy.
But you be you.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:30:16 PM EST
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I don't find saggy, floppy tits attractive.
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'17er
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:30:44 PM EST
[#10]
In the long run, the trigger will cost you less.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:31:10 PM EST
[#11]
MP5 will still be there in the morning after it sees my little dick, so yeah...

Sorry Kate
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:31:46 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:32:33 PM EST
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Kate, she's worth millions!  I'd be her boy toy and take half her shit when she dumps me.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:32:33 PM EST
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She's fat. Where's my boy pork chop?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:32:49 PM EST
[#15]
MP5 because eventually I’m going to get tired of her shit.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:32:51 PM EST
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I'm going to need to know the full set of criteria and conditions, details concerning having either, etc...

A.W.D.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:34:23 PM EST
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I'm going to need to know the full set of criteria and conditions, details concerning having either, etc...

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Jesus brother...........you've been here long enough.  Make a choice!  

ETA:  She might like Dillos!
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:36:34 PM EST
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At first I was thinking, one night with Kate or the trigger pack? Definitely trigger pack. But now that I see this.... I am changing my decision so long as she's not allowed to gain weight.

I'll take Kate.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:36:56 PM EST
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Is this thread really worth getting a CoC over?
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You’re an expert at spotting your own, right?

You had your shit pushed in. Waaaaayyyyy in.

I feel sorry for your father for raising such a sissy faygala.

I hope your prolapse gets better soon.
Is this thread really worth getting a CoC over?
I deleted my post upon further reflection, but now that it’s quoted it’s too late.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:37:13 PM EST
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It doesn't take an expert to spot the odd duck
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Fat. Do not want.

Give me the MP5.
What's your husband think?
Some guys don't get their fudge packed in. The fact that your mind so easily went there tells me that you're not one of them. Have fun pooping in reverse!
Easily went there from your original statement. Your follow up just let's us conclude you do the shit pushing
You're an expert at spotting your own, right?

You had your shit pushed in. Waaaaayyyyy in.

I feel sorry for your father for raising such a sissy faygala.

I hope your prolapse gets better soon.
It doesn't take an expert to spot the odd duck
Yeah I am pretty much picturing this guy
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:37:14 PM EST
[#21]
Within seconds of busting that first nut you'd be wishing you took the trigger pack

My wife is hotter anyway

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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:37:35 PM EST
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Even Kate would get old after a while
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:38:05 PM EST
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Do I get to keep her forever unless I get tired of her and want to sell her?  Can I put a silencer on her if she makes too much noise?  Lock her up to keep her safe from strangers?  If yes to all that I'd take her, otherwise the trigger pack.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:38:14 PM EST
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happily married, so trigger pack it is.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:38:31 PM EST
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This post reminds me of a poster I saw in 1985. It was a super hot blonde in a white bikini draped across the hood of a white Ferrari. In small text at the bottom it said...

"In the long run, the woman will cost more."

Best fucking advice I never took.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:40:23 PM EST
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Trigger pack.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:40:41 PM EST
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That video did give ya'll a Happy Easter though?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:41:04 PM EST
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Jesus brother...........you've been here long enough.  Make a choice!  

ETA:  She might like Dillos!
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I'm going to need to know the full set of criteria and conditions, details concerning having either, etc...

A.W.D.
Jesus brother...........you've been here long enough.  Make a choice!  

ETA:  She might like Dillos!
Fine, I'll take the MP5 trigger pack, 'cause all chicks are crazy, and I've gotten pretty good at being by myself.

A.W.D.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:41:10 PM EST
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Sell trigger pack and get a few high end escorts, and spend the rest on some nice guns
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:41:52 PM EST
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Within seconds of busting that first nut you'd be wishing you took the trigger pack

My wife is hotter anyway

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/161410/SR15-501764.JPG
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My situation exactly, though minus the upgrades.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:42:33 PM EST
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Holy shit! According to the poll there are 146 gay guys on Arfcom. Seems like a high percentage.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:42:33 PM EST
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Well we know there are 75 gay Arfcommers who voted MP5.
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No just old married guys..At my age I could have a lot more fun with the MP5.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:43:24 PM EST
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Trigger pack.  Last ya longer.

And chicks dig full auto
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:44:03 PM EST
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I didn't want the 'Marriage' effect.  I respect marriage.  It's GD.  She is using a glue gun for Christ's sake!!  :)
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:44:28 PM EST
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You could get 100 trigger packs at full market price and still it'd be a deal over that girl...
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:45:18 PM EST
[#36]
I will take Kate!
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:47:10 PM EST
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Within seconds of busting that first nut you'd be wishing you took the trigger pack

My wife is hotter anyway

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Well if you are offering her up I will take your wife!
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:49:33 PM EST
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Well if you are offering her up I will take your wife!
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:49:36 PM EST
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Well a trigger pack is $130, and will probably bust your nose if you put your tongue in it.

Caveat emptor.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:49:49 PM EST
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Meh.
Hottie is easier to obtain then MP5.
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Still close call
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:49:53 PM EST
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MP5 will still be there in the morning after it sees my little dick, so yeah...

Sorry Kate
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:50:28 PM EST
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If I owned Kate I could rent her out and buy multiple MGs
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:52:52 PM EST
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If OP would've said KAC Stoner LMG, I would've picked that.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:54:31 PM EST
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I've no need for a MP-5 trigger pack but 20K will buy time with a variety of med to high-end escorts if that's what you are looking for.

Think of them as food.....I think I will have Chinese tonight.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:56:28 PM EST
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First and second post is retarded, and overwhelmingly homo
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:57:54 PM EST
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Perfect female body.

Fuck the haters.
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Same here.  But I’ve met and fucked hotter women. She's smoking hot and I love it.

I would take the trigger pack all day long over her. Hahaha
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 6:58:22 PM EST
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Don't get me wrong, I'd plow her 9 ways to Sunday and never dream of pulling out. But I really don't see how she is a world class hottie, I don't get it. A main reason I'd fuck her is so other woman would know I fucked Kate Upton.

MP5 for me
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 7:01:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 7:02:23 PM EST
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I've got a question...

In this scenario, do either the mp5 trigger pack or Kate Upton have to be um... legal?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 7:03:40 PM EST
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Trigger pack.  All she has going for her is a set of big tits.  Her body is nothing special.
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