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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:04:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:19:52 PM EDT
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Really...........Family Guy?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:26:34 PM EDT
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I wonder how Tater Tots would have fared vs a trigger pack?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:28:35 PM EDT
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OP is misleading us. Video is like 5 years old. This is what you get today. I stand by my choice.

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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:30:38 PM EDT
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First post is retarded.
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I concur.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:31:42 PM EDT
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She is going to be HUGE some day... MP5 for me too please
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But that day isn’t today.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:32:46 PM EDT
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Already have a hot wife.  I'll take the gun
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:32:59 PM EDT
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I have the MP5s covered. I don't have any Kate Uptons, though.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:34:15 PM EDT
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Both is the appropriate response.
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:34:39 PM EDT
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I'd give her the whole 3 inches
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:35:29 PM EDT
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I have a 4 position pictogram pack on a form 4 I'll trade for her. I would put her to work, not my type.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:36:05 PM EDT
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I would last about MP5 seconds with Kate Upton

...but it would be worth it

Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:36:16 PM EDT
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Within seconds of busting that first nut you'd be wishing you took the trigger pack

My wife is hotter anyway

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Disagree
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:36:49 PM EDT
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I have the MP5s covered. I don't have any Kate Uptons, though.
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There are a lot more Kate Upton and even more beautiful women out in the wild then legally owned mp5's. The mp5 is also not going to take you for half your worth some day
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:38:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:38:10 PM EDT
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There are a lot more Kate Upton and even more beautiful women out in the wild then legally owned mp5's. The mp5 is also not going to take you for half your worth some day
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I have the MP5s covered. I don't have any Kate Uptons, though.
There are a lot more Kate Upton and even more beautiful women out in the wild then legally owned mp5's. The mp5 is also not going to take you for half your worth some day
Lemme see: half of nothin', carry the nothin'...

I'm good.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:38:35 PM EDT
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Correct answer depends on how many times I get to trip the trigger in the coming few years.

Once in my life? Kate
Once a day for life?? Hmmm..ammo is expensive. ??

Who am I kidding I get tired of shooting.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:39:02 PM EDT
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That'll make your sticker peck out.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:39:58 PM EDT
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Get both!
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:41:45 PM EDT
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Check out that gut at the :59 mark. But that's the price you typically pay for huge natural tits. I'll take the mp5 parts. But then again, I am happily married.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:45:49 PM EDT
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Get both!
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It's Easter, not Christmas, but I concur!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:48:15 PM EDT
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OP is misleading us. Video is like 5 years old. This is what you get today. I stand by my choice.

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and check out her Cat Daddy video too - she's not aging well
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:48:44 PM EDT
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Within seconds of busting that first nut you'd be wishing you took the trigger pack

My wife is hotter anyway

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This is what winning looks like, someone makes a claim and delivers the goods

Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:49:25 PM EDT
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She's really not that great.

MP5 all day, every day.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:50:44 PM EDT
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The trigger pack would make me happier, for longer, and it can't complain....so I'm voting trigger pack
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:56:37 PM EDT
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Two questions:

Is the trigger pack legal?

Am I single?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:58:23 PM EDT
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Fat. Do not want.

Give me the MP5.
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True.  There is nothing special about that chick.  She has a huge rack, that's it.  She doesn't even have a particularly pretty face.  I see better looking girls walking around every day here.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:58:40 PM EDT
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OP is misleading us. Video is like 5 years old. This is what you get today. I stand by my choice.

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It's like a Ferrari Country Squire.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 8:58:58 PM EDT
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I’ve had plenty of pussy in my lifetime, never had an MP5 trigger pack.
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QFT
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:09:25 PM EDT
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MP5 would give me a life time of enjoyment. Banging Kate Upton would be fun until I busted a nut.

I'll take the MP5.
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You can only fuck once? That sucks
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:11:59 PM EDT
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I've shot full auto before, it's fun but all that ammo gets expensive. I'll take "fat" Kate 8 days a week
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:18:54 PM EDT
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1:14...... She's kind of chunky
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:20:09 PM EDT
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Some people can't math.

Kate Upton has a reported net worth of about $20 million.  She could buy you a pile of MP5's.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:20:53 PM EDT
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Does she love me unconditionally and want dick whenever i want to give it?

Because she has the money to buy me a mp5. Some of y'all can't think.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:27:22 PM EDT
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I already have a nice warm squishy place to slosh my Johnson around, so I'll take the trigger pack.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:27:51 PM EDT
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Does she love me unconditionally and want dick whenever i want to give it?

Because she has the money to buy me a mp5. Some of y'all can't think.
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That's a big part of why I asked for all the details and conditions of possession.

A.W.D.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:28:13 PM EDT
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OP is misleading us. Video is like 5 years old. This is what you get today. I stand by my choice.

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Food, cash, and sperm make a woman fat.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:28:30 PM EDT
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Does she love me unconditionally and want dick whenever i want to give it?

Because she has the money to buy me a mp5. Some of y'all can't think.
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GD gonna GD
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:29:23 PM EDT
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First post is retarded.
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Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:30:55 PM EDT
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Well if you are offering her up I will take your wife!
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Does she have a sister (that’s not fat)?
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:31:57 PM EDT
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Holy Christ, she is a goddess.  Hmm, obsolete ammo waster or my state's finest export?  I'll take the blonde, danke.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:31:58 PM EDT
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If I owned Kate I could rent her out and buy multiple MGs
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@caboose314 ‘s pimp hand is strong.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:34:32 PM EDT
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happily married, so trigger pack it is.
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This.  If I were in need of a wife, it might be a different story.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:36:21 PM EDT
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You can only fuck once? That sucks
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MP5 would give me a life time of enjoyment. Banging Kate Upton would be fun until I busted a nut.

I'll take the MP5.
You can only fuck once? That sucks
I feel too much shame after banging a fat girl to fuck her twice.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:40:27 PM EDT
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There are plenty of chicks that can be fucked for the cost of a dinner or a few hours of entertainment. Many of them hot.

MP5 goodness is considerably more rare.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:40:48 PM EDT
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FPIH

First Post Is Homo
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 9:50:30 PM EDT
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Happy Easter to all.  Make sure and comment on the bump stock ban.

Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 10:03:36 PM EDT
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ITT we find out almost half of GD is gay.

I would smash that thing every night, again, and again, and again...
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 10:17:43 PM EDT
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You own Kate or the trigger pack
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If that's the case, I pick Kate (would have anyways) and she can buy me the trigger pack.
Link Posted: 4/1/2018 10:22:36 PM EDT
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The problem with Kate Upton isn't that she is fat she isn't it is her waist to hip ratio, still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
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