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Posted: 3/2/2014 5:45:30 PM EDT

Next to a cr123 for size comparison, click for larger pics.
       




 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:46:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Bed bugs,good luck.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:46:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Dibs on guns, ammo, specifically .22LR, optics.

U gonna die.

Seriously, the pics are too small of the critter for positive ID but it looks like a possum.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:46:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Looks like small brown Florida house beetles
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:46:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:47:04 PM EDT
[#5]
It's a June bug.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:48:18 PM EDT
[#6]
june bug
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:48:21 PM EDT
[#7]

Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:48:22 PM EDT
[#8]
sorry man, you are fucked.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:48:45 PM EDT
[#9]


Ringo.

Very hard to get rid of.


Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:49:22 PM EDT
[#10]
In before the alien guy
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:50:29 PM EDT
[#11]

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Nonsense, it's only March.  



 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:50:31 PM EDT
[#12]
Can we see the face of the critter o' doom?
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:50:42 PM EDT
[#13]
WTF is a june bug?
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:51:28 PM EDT
[#14]


Carpet Beetle.

Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:52:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Damn beetles.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:52:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Nuke it from orbit. The only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:53:12 PM EDT
[#17]

I flushed 6 of them, they are not smart, very easy to catch, you touch them and they don't move.







Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:53:26 PM EDT
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllophaga_%28genus%29



 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:53:32 PM EDT
[#19]
Panty ant I'm thinking.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:54:06 PM EDT
[#20]

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Carpet Beetle.



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I have brand new carpet, less then 2 months old.

 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:54:07 PM EDT
[#21]
Burn everything and send the ashes to the sun.

ETA: seriously they look too round to be bed bugs - the only thing I would be frightened of.


Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:56:06 PM EDT
[#22]
All you guys are wrong! It's an Harmonia axyridis or more commonly known as an Asian Beetle. They were brought here to eat harmful bugs in the midwest corn and soybean fields.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis



ETA: They bite and it does hurt!





 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:56:42 PM EDT
[#23]
Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:58:06 PM EDT
[#24]
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It's not what you have pictured.  They are much larger, like 4 times that size.

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Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:58:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Definitely not a June Bug.

It's only March. My guess is March Bug, but it's been years since I got my degree in Monthbugology and I've been working in an unrelated field.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 5:59:27 PM EDT
[#26]
If you collect enough of them..... they go great on a salad.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:00:21 PM EDT
[#27]
This is a June Bug



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Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:00:30 PM EDT
[#28]
Patagonian Death Beetle.



It was nice knowing  you
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:00:46 PM EDT
[#29]
They fly in at night when you open the door. They are attracted to the light. Just go onto your porch and look around with the light on.

ETA: Drug Store Beetle or Cigarette Beetle
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:00:54 PM EDT
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Do you have any dead spots in your yard?  Grubs...June Bugs
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:00:59 PM EDT
[#31]
We get them here in GA quite a bit.  About the size of a Japanese Beetle.  Harmless as far as I can tell.  Never seen them this early though.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:02:09 PM EDT
[#32]


Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers.

Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:06:10 PM EDT
[#33]
Not a bedbug.

Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:07:41 PM EDT
[#34]


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Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers.





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Japanese Beetle








 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:07:54 PM EDT
[#35]
brown ball biter beetle, they hide in your bed until you're asleep and well...the name says it all
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:08:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Japanese beetle relative, damned if I know which one.

New England has something commonly called the "Old House Bug" which is some kind of small beetle, but I haven't seen any in years, so I don't know what they really are.

Supposedly every fifth living thing on this planet is a beetle, so there are a shtit-load of them.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:08:58 PM EDT
[#37]
It's a Junebug, early.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:09:17 PM EDT
[#38]
Looks like the crabs
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:11:04 PM EDT
[#39]
June Bug. Global Warming. Enjoy on salads.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:11:09 PM EDT
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Looks like the crabs
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When all you have is a hammer, everything around you looks like a nail...


Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:11:14 PM EDT
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I flushed 6 of them, they are not smart, very easy to catch, you touch them and they don't move.
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http://s30.postimg.org/fz5shnar5/unnamed_2.jpg


They are proof that Survival of the Fittest is a bullshit theory.



 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:11:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:11:29 PM EDT
[#43]
WTF, now i found this.


Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:12:11 PM EDT
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Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers.

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Correct.  Not to be confused with the ladybug beetle.  Ladybug = good, Japanese beetle = bad.

Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:12:44 PM EDT
[#45]
City people amuse me.

You mean you don't go out at night with the wife, turn a light on outside to draw em' in, and catch them and feed them to toads??

A toad will eat so many it will swell up and be hardly able to hop any more.

Great beer drinking fun under the stars.
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:13:25 PM EDT
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Not a bedbug.

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Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:13:42 PM EDT
[#47]
May beetles.





No, not June bugs.  May beetles.





Their grubs are those ugly white ones you find in your lawn, with the reddish heads.
They are NOT Japanese beetles.




 
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:14:27 PM EDT
[#48]
they belong outside, NOT IN MY BEDROOM.


Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:15:36 PM EDT
[#49]
Possum Beetle
Link Posted: 3/2/2014 6:15:56 PM EDT
[#50]
Be careful.  At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs.  Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches.

A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass.  Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning.

Better safe than sorry, man.
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