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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:16:09 PM EDT
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Either possum or dickfer.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:20:47 PM EDT
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All you guys are wrong! It's an Harmonia axyridis or more commonly known as an Asian Beetle. They were brought here to eat harmful bugs in the midwest corn and soybean fields. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis ETA: They bite and it does hurt! http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/asian_lady_beetle.jpg Are they the same size around as lady bugs? If they are yes they do bite and it does hurt. Step dad and I got into a pocket of them while clearing the grandparents yard out after they died. Looked like we got shot with rock salt from glove tops to shirt sleeves and neck. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:22:01 PM EDT
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Correct. Not to be confused with the ladybug beetle. Ladybug = good, Japanese beetle = bad. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers. Correct. Not to be confused with the ladybug beetle. Ladybug = good, Japanese beetle = bad. Not correct. We have plenty of those Japanese beetles, and they do not look like the pictures the OP is posting. The Japanese beetles that have become such a nuisance look similar to a ladybug, although not exactly like one. Those beetles in the picture are smaller and the wrong color. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:22:39 PM EDT
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Bloomer crickets.
OP needs to quit hiding hookers in his basement. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:23:04 PM EDT
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. You sound like a man who has learned from experience. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:24:24 PM EDT
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Pretty sure that is a mutalisk.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:24:28 PM EDT
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. Don't bother with the duct tape. Those beetles also carry rabies. OP will prefer to die from a decaying asshole in preference to rabies. 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:25:08 PM EDT
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It's pretty easy to fix if you have access to plutonium and some really smart math nerds.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:25:38 PM EDT
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Is that Ringo?
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:26:07 PM EDT
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Could be crotch crickets,I'm still thinking panty ants though.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:29:19 PM EDT
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Could be crotch crickets,I'm still thinking panty ants though. Pretty sure its a Cooter Cricket |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:30:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI see these around this time of year. Not sure WTF they are. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:30:56 PM EDT
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. 
a few squirts of super glue to hold the cheeks shut works better than the tape. lasts longer too. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:30:59 PM EDT
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looks like a june bug to me |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:31:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All you guys are wrong! It's an Harmonia axyridis or more commonly known as an Asian Beetle. They were brought here to eat harmful bugs in the midwest corn and soybean fields. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis ETA: They bite and it does hurt! http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/asian_lady_beetle.jpg |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:32:06 PM EDT
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:32:26 PM EDT
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Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:33:09 PM EDT
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Nonsense, it's only March. 
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looks like a june bug to me Nonsense, it's only March.
Blame global warming. 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:33:15 PM EDT
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Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers. http://www.cdfa.ca.gov/plant/PDEP/target_pest_disease_profiles/images/JB_2106096_bugwood_DavidCappaert.jpg Those things's grubs killed several of my trees last year - I lost five or six trees total in my backyard.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:33:18 PM EDT
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Not a bedbug. Buedbug . . . 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:34:10 PM EDT
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Better safe than sorry, man. Good advice. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:34:49 PM EDT
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Is that Ringo? Ringo?! 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:35:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:37:09 PM EDT
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Most definitely a dung beetle.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:37:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryPics clearly show bugs on OPs sheets and the OP stated that they're in his bedroom. 1+1=2. ETA: for those who can not tell, this is sarcasm. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:38:44 PM EDT
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Small brown beetle of DOOM.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:40:13 PM EDT
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Do you even June Bug bro?
I also claim "Small Brown Beetle" as a new band name.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:44:14 PM EDT
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Cockhole Beetle. They crawl up your cock hole when you are sleeping.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:48:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:48:54 PM EDT
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I was told they come from filth, not changing you sheets and/or not bathing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? no, washing your sheets does nothing for getting rid of bedbugs unless you are dumping them in liquid Co2 or insecticide. even then, they will reinfest because they are hiding inside some other piece of furniture. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:53:25 PM EDT
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cy-Kick-CS-Insecticide-Bed-Bugs-Ants-Ticks-Scorpions-Roach-pest-control/321259813422?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D261%26meid%3D5215475546606048237%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D1088%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D181005784849%26
Kills everything. I bought a some when the renter called and said he had bed bugs, after the exterminator came and used it. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:53:57 PM EDT
[#32]
I've already given you the right answer.
They're called May beetles. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:54:13 PM EDT
[#33]
You never seen a june bug before? Maybe they call it something different down there.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:56:00 PM EDT
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I was told they come from filth, not changing you sheets and/or not bathing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? Who ever told you that is full of shit And its not a bed bug Any person can get bedbugs. They can infest anything that has a food source, AKA your body. |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 6:58:35 PM EDT
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OP, you're in Florida? If you're gonna post every time you see a new bug, you are going to wear out your keyboard.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:03:45 PM EDT
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Never had those in my house before.
Always get stink bugs though 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:04:05 PM EDT
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Brown Recluse
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:04:24 PM EDT
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Herpes Bug
They hatch from Dick Warts You need penicillin Bro Dibs on guns.... 
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:05:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Japanese Beetle. Bag-a-bug.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:11:48 PM EDT
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bite their heads off
only way to kill them
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:14:40 PM EDT
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looks like a june bug to me |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:21:15 PM EDT
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Holy shit ! C.D.C. says they are Tropical Nad Varmits. Only way to protect yourself is to cover your nads with icey hot and shove a jalapeno up your ass until they go to your neighbors house to hunt fresh nads. Otherwise leave your house nude and start life over way up north. Sorry bud, but it could be worse..... Look for a nest in the dirty laundry, the older smarter ones are in the underwear drawer. I saw this on Discovery channel. not good. Tell everyone you know. They will forever thank you.
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Posted: 3/2/2014 7:29:05 PM EDT
[#43]
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD !!
it's a VW .......! |
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Posted: 3/2/2014 8:09:24 PM EDT
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It is not a carpet beetle, dickfur, bed bug or 'possum. It is a scarab of some kind.
http://bugguide.net/node/view/40609/bgpage - Do notice there are additional pages of scarab beetle families. |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:29:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a June bug. |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:38:41 AM EDT
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We've always called them Japanese Beetles.
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:48:03 AM EDT
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May Beetle, June Beetle, all the same
He comes from the white grubs in your yard. I've found a few this past week too.   |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:48:30 AM EDT
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It's a Junebug, early. Not a June bug. I've seen them around my place too and they definitely are not June bugs. They aren't bed bugs either but I don't know what they are. They don't seem to cause any trouble and they're seasonal so I don't worry about them. |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:50:10 AM EDT
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Never had those in my house before. Always get stink bugs though
https://njaes.rutgers.edu/images/photos/stinkbug/adult-female-full.jpg Hardly had any last year. Then, in the Fall, I made the first fire in the woodstove insert...it was as if I their queue for Flight of the Valkyries. "Brrvvvvv, brrrrrvvvv, brrrrvvvvv, brvvvvvvv, brrrrrrvvvvv" all over the place. I caught them with a paper towel and sent them to Stinkbug Valhalla. |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:51:16 AM EDT
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Anal moth.
Tighten up your cornhole bud. |
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