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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:39:36 PM EST
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Correct me if I'm wrong. You didn't see the guy committing the crime, right? You punched out a dude laughing on the stairway.
I see a couple of problems with this. First you engaged, when there was no need to engage. You could have walked into a gun fight. Second, you were the aggressor, even if you had caught them in the act. You just can't go around punching people out. Sorry, it's pretty poor judgement anyway you look at it. Posting about it is perhaps the 3rd poor choice. Not good.
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It never happened.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:40:00 PM EST
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OP could help you out there, old son.
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It’s been quite some time since I’ve personally needed one.

Maybe they should be considered preventative maintenance?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:40:13 PM EST
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@CastleBravo91


we need custom engraved commemorative machetes for Jenna Ortega slash ring girl to hand out during OP's next fight with the broccoli haired got dayum zoomers.

"I WAZ HERE TO WATCH OP TUNE UP A COUPLE GOT DAYUM ZOOMERS"
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:40:48 PM EST
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OP will do well in prison, i reckon.

passed around for a carton of smokes until the brothas can't tell his fart from a yawn.
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In prison, having some booty.....is more important than drinking water, man.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR - (Fleece Johnson)
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:41:31 PM EST
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"NOTHING IS OVER!!!"
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YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF

OP as he's being tazed, hogtied, kicked in the face with a spit shined steel toe combat boot, and shoved into the back of a patrol cah after having his shit pushed in by a couple pissed off cops.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:41:49 PM EST
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Very stable to pee on people and just be told “dont do that”.

If i piss on you, what you going to do?
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Didn't say what I'd do or not do.  Make decisions decisively, not out of emotion.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:42:13 PM EST
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It's been quite some time since I've personally needed one.

Maybe they should be considered preventative maintenance?
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i took enough beatings as a child to not turn out to be a cunt as an adult.

i'm good, boo.

i'm good.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:42:37 PM EST
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@CastleBravo91


we need custom engraved commemorative machetes for Jenna Ortega slash ring girl to hand out during OP's next fight with the broccoli haired got dayum zoomers.

"I WAZ HERE TO WATCH OP TUNE UP A COUPLE GOT DAYUM ZOOMERS"
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Who's that guy here with the laser engraver? We could collaborate with him!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:42:51 PM EST
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In prison, having some booty.....is more important than drinking water, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2-nYHfPBRc
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OP's gonna be out on the yard wearing short shorts and a halter top whilst braiding Booty Warrior's hair.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:42:51 PM EST
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I don't know how or why but this has become the universal haircut for young shitbirds of the 2020s

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The edgar cut is a great indicator for an unsavory individual.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:43:53 PM EST
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yes!

Jenna Ortega licks each machete before she hands it off.

i will cherish it always.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:44:35 PM EST
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"Edgars"

And good on OP for educating a punk
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I have been in court and seen it put on the record as a description for somebody that was arrested.

"Edgar" is in common use for these moronic little tough guy shits that run around in packs.

Goto a courthouse some day and you will see them running around to their court appointments or to be audience for their hoodtarded friends.

Fuckin should be a red flag to be prepared to shoot on sight like a red sash in Tombstone.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:45:22 PM EST
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I have been in court and seen it put on the record as a description for somebody that was arrested.

"Edgar" is in common use for these moronic little tough guy shits that run around in packs.

Goto a courthouse some day and you will see them running around to their court appointments or to be audience for their hoodtarded friends.

Fuckin should be a red flag to be prepared to shoot on sight like a red sash in Tombstone.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:46:02 PM EST
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You were disrespected and had to get it on.

Young feller learned some respect I hope.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:46:37 PM EST
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You were disrespected and had to get it on.

Young feller learned some respect I hope.
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wait, now OP is waingrow?

didn't he done get shot in the face by Neil McCauly?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:46:59 PM EST
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Very unfortunate OP...

That his shitbag friend didnt get beaten to!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:48:06 PM EST
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I know a guy who did something similar one night leaving the club

Except the guy he hit fell down and used the curb as a pillow, to take an endless nap

I think he's got about 12 years left on his sentence.


Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:48:25 PM EST
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my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.
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Should have punched the buddy too.
my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.


If they have the Zoomer broccoli haircut there was little chance of that. Pissing on some girls (without consent of course) can 100% be interpreted as Sexual assault. Good on OP.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:48:28 PM EST
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I know a guy who did something similar one night leaving the club

Except the guy he hit fell down and used the curb as a pillow, to take an endless nap

I think he's got about 12 years left on his sentence.


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OP used to fuck guys like you in prison.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:48:37 PM EST
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@The_Master_Shake



Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:48:46 PM EST
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I'm disappointed.


That you didn't piss on him and his friend when he was down.
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Ya shudda whipped your johnson out and pissed all over the little bastards.  You could have added some sort of sex charge to the assault.

You did the right thing.  Should have punched the other one.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:49:18 PM EST
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If they have the Zoomer broccoli haircut there was little chance of that. Pissing on some girls (without consent of course) can 100% be interpreted as Sexual assault. Good on OP.
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hol up

hol up

now we're talking about hot Zoomer bishes who want to be pissed on?

let me stop and get my fuckin' pleasure journal out before you continue there, big shoots.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:49:26 PM EST
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Didn't say what I'd do or not do.  Make decisions decisively, not out of emotion.
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Very stable to pee on people and just be told “dont do that”.

If i piss on you, what you going to do?


Didn't say what I'd do or not do.  Make decisions decisively, not out of emotion.

If i pissed on you i would fully expect a piss fisting.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:50:17 PM EST
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Ya shudda whipped your johnson out and pissed all over the little bastards.  You could have added some sort of sex charge to the assault.

You did the right thing.  Should have punched the other one.
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OP's fists never run out of ammo.

fuckin' hard case fuckin' tough guy fuckin' Jack Reacher fuckin' navy squeal.

just like the rest of the Gee Dee billionaires.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:50:31 PM EST
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Some of the replies here are hilarious.

It's like none of you grew up in a college town or in the military on libo.

Fighting is fine, you just don't hurt the person when they're down. I've ran my mouth and have been rocked and was helped back up. Life goes on.


The funny thing is that I shared the story with a former military buddy (he was my "battle buddy" on a few a liberty ports and we had some scraps together) but besides him, this is the only place I'm sharing it.

Feel like this is my few safe spaces for degenerate actions.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:51:07 PM EST
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If i pissed on you i would fully expect a piss fisting.
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"piss fisting" would be a damn fine debut album name for my Norwegian black speed metal band.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:51:21 PM EST
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Not going to read all 4 pages, don't care what anyone else said but...

Good on you OP.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:51:52 PM EST
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Some of the replies here are hilarious.

It's like none of you grew up in a college town or in the military on libo.


The funny thing is that I shared the story with a former military buddy (he was my "battle buddy" on a few a liberty ports and we had some scraps together) but besides him, this is the only place I'm sharing it.

Feel like this is my few safe spaces for degenerate actions.

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you're sharing it with the google machine and now this thread will be evidence in a court of law.

watch yo cornhole, bud.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:52:05 PM EST
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I see two younger guys by the railing, just laughing. Both with that horrible haircut that looks like a head of broccoli.
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I don't know how or why but this has become the universal haircut for young shitbirds of the 2020s

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/357/509/ed6.png
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The way kids dress now with the broccoli hair, short shorts, and tall white socks; they for sure would have been picked on in high school circa early 2000's.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:52:26 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:52:36 PM EST
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Boeing lawyer: Never email, text or post anything online you don't want to see in a court of law.

Seriously, I'd ask to have this entire thread scrubbed.
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Also a solid idea.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:52:55 PM EST
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you're sharing it with the google machine and now this thread will be evidence in a court of law.

watch yo cornhole, bud.
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Some of the replies here are hilarious.

It's like none of you grew up in a college town or in the military on libo.


The funny thing is that I shared the story with a former military buddy (he was my "battle buddy" on a few a liberty ports and we had some scraps together) but besides him, this is the only place I'm sharing it.

Feel like this is my few safe spaces for degenerate actions.

you're sharing it with the google machine and now this thread will be evidence in a court of law.

watch yo cornhole, bud.


Rats. Probably the 87th incident that happened on that corner last night at one point.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:53:20 PM EST
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OP's gonna be out on the yard wearing short shorts and a halter top whilst braiding Booty Warrior's hair.
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In prison, having some booty.....is more important than drinking water, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2-nYHfPBRc
OP's gonna be out on the yard wearing short shorts and a halter top whilst braiding Booty Warrior's hair.

He's got options: he can do it the easy way, or the hard way!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:53:36 PM EST
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always heard.
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I disagree, situation depending.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:54:23 PM EST
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Rats. Probably the 87th incident that happened on that corner last night at one point.
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are you a pretty petite boi who'll be wifed up your first night on cellblock 87?

or will you be running a crew for the AB inside the first week?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:54:56 PM EST
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He's got options: he can do it the easy way, or the hard way!
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Booty Warrior looks at OP with longing during intake and thinks "mmmm... fresh meat."
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:55:36 PM EST
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The way kids dress now with the broccoli hair, short shorts, and tall white socks; they for sure would have been picked on in high school circa early 2000's.

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i personally don't pay attention to how people dress save for hot women but you do you, boo.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:56:09 PM EST
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The way kids dress now with the broccoli hair, short shorts, and tall white socks; they for sure would have been picked on in high school circa early 2000's.

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I see two younger guys by the railing, just laughing. Both with that horrible haircut that looks like a head of broccoli.


I don't know how or why but this has become the universal haircut for young shitbirds of the 2020s

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/357/509/ed6.png


The way kids dress now with the broccoli hair, short shorts, and tall white socks; they for sure would have been picked on in high school circa early 2000's.



The walk makes me laugh.

It's like a zombie walk where they drag their feet.

It's always two types of shoes and two types only.





Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:57:04 PM EST
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A friend and I were out in the city and enjoying a street dog (hot dog vendor) as the bars were closing.

As we're standing near the corner of a sidewalk, I see a group of girls nearby mentioning mention "it's starting to rain."

It was a clear night but I could see it drizzling too.  

I look up and realize it's someone either tossing liquid or pissing off an upstairs area onto the crowds below.

We were near the entrance to a grocery store that had a stairway leading to an upstairs parking lot with more businesses.

Something snapped in me and I ran up the stairs trying to figure out if if this was accidental or just a jackass.

I usually ignore this stuff but this was disgusting.

I see two younger guys by the railing, just laughing. Both with that horrible haircut that looks like a head of broccoli.

I ask "Seriously dude, there is people walking below, go piss in some alley."

I don't remember his exact reply but it was like "Nah, this is a good spot" or "I'm good," just something smartass.

It's been 20 years since I've hit someone. I'm not a violent person and never go looking for fights but something snapped inside.

Ended up cracking him in the nose. Just a quick cross punch.

I could tell it was one of those types that has never faced consequences like that Mike Tyson quote.

I didn't wind up or anything but connected solidly.

His knees buckled and his friend caught him holding him up to make sure he didn't fall. Friend actually looked at me like deer in the headlights.

I turned around, walked down the stairs, and my friend and I just blended into the crowds walking below.


Had breakfast this morning and noticed a few marks on my knuckles but didn't mess up my hand.

Just one of those deals where I didn't even think of it. Like a switch got flipped.

Friend asked me what happened and I lied saying it was a sprinkler for plants.


Feel a little weird about this one. I'm the type that will almost always walk away or try to deescalate confrontations but this time my body went into autopilot.

Mainly happy I didn't mess up hand or have the guy crumble and bounce his head off the sidewalk.


EDIT: Found a streetview pic and tried to make a diagram.

https://i.imgur.com/WLXB68d.jpeg



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It's likely an attempt for de-escalation is a high priority before assault in most places.  Why didn't you just jump on the scooter and leave?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:57:34 PM EST
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you knocked dat got dayum zoomer clean out of his white crocs, didn't you big shooter?

did all the hot bishes line up to blow you afterward?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:58:14 PM EST
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I know a guy who did something similar one night leaving the club

Except the guy he hit fell down and used the curb as a pillow, to take an endless nap

I think he's got about 12 years left on his sentence.


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I know a guy who got hit in a bar fight and died 4 days later. Said he was getting dizzy spells and didn't go to the hospital. The dude who hit him got charged and convicted. Don't know how long but it was a decade ago and he's still in prison.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:58:24 PM EST
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hol up

hol up

now we're talking about hot Zoomer bishes who want to be pissed on?

let me stop and get my fuckin' pleasure journal out before you continue there, big shoots.
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If they have the Zoomer broccoli haircut there was little chance of that. Pissing on some girls (without consent of course) can 100% be interpreted as Sexual assault. Good on OP.
hol up

hol up

now we're talking about hot Zoomer bishes who want to be pissed on?

let me stop and get my fuckin' pleasure journal out before you continue there, big shoots.


I never even bother to put it away.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:58:36 PM EST
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NOT GUILTY and fuck anyone saying assault charge.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:58:51 PM EST
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Also, my British friends call the haircut "Meet me at McDonalds"

They had it a few years before us.



https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/

Feel like the Brits always get trends a few years before.

Like that stupid Beckham "fauxhawk" in the early 2000s that filtered to here a few years later.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:59:27 PM EST
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I know a guy who got hit in a bar fight and died 4 days later. Said he was getting dizzy spells and didn't go to the hospital. The dude who hit him got charged and convicted. Don't know how long but it was a decade ago and he's still in prison.
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OP will do well as a prostitute slash heroin mule for the AB in prison, i reckon.


Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:59:39 PM EST
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I never even bother to put it away.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 2:59:43 PM EST
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i personally don't pay attention to how people dress save for hot women but you do you, boo.
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The way kids dress now with the broccoli hair, short shorts, and tall white socks; they for sure would have been picked on in high school circa early 2000's.

i personally don't pay attention to how people dress save for hot women but you do you, boo.


Found one! Join date of 2010 though, so you must have started posting at a young age.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:00:14 PM EST
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Booty Warrior looks at OP with longing during intake and thinks "mmmm... fresh meat."
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He's got options: he can do it the easy way, or the hard way!
Booty Warrior looks at OP with longing during intake and thinks "mmmm... fresh meat."

"Look here man.....I like ya, and I want ya...."
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:00:18 PM EST
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Also, my British friends call the haircut "Meet me at McDonalds"

They had it a few years before us.



https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/

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you tussle with them too, big shoots?

oi! he wanted to tussle so i knocked 'im the fook out!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:00:30 PM EST
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