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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:01:00 PM EST
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"Look here man.....I like ya, and I want ya...."
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dudes will be giving up all kinds of deserts and TV time for first crack at OP's booty in prison.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:01:49 PM EST
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Bad advise for pgai to talk about hitting in the nose when the jaw or temple punch is more effective.

In a free state you might have been shot.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:02:04 PM EST
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Peeing on someone is causing physical contact in a rude, angry, or hostile manner (just like throwing a drink). It’s considered battery in my state.

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I'm pretty sure that is sexual assault or something in most states.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:02:30 PM EST
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The way kids dress now with the broccoli hair, short shorts, and tall white socks; they for sure would have been picked on in high school circa early 2000's.

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Well, now it's their official uniform.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:02:51 PM EST
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Also, my British friends call the haircut "Meet me at McDonalds"

They had it a few years before us.



https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/

Feel like the Brits always get trends a few years before.

Like that stupid Beckham "fauxhawk" in the early 2000s that filtered to here a few years later.
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@RealityCheck0311

goddamn, bubs.

you just reminded me that my favorite hot young lesbian volleyball player waitress back in the day had a damn fine fauxhawk.

damn fine.

carry on there big shoots.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:03:11 PM EST
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Some of the replies here are hilarious.

It's like none of you grew up in a college town or in the military on libo.

Fighting is fine, you just don't hurt the person when they're down. I've ran my mouth and have been rocked and was helped back up. Life goes on.


The funny thing is that I shared the story with a former military buddy (he was my "battle buddy" on a few a liberty ports and we had some scraps together) but besides him, this is the only place I'm sharing it.

Feel like this is my few safe spaces for degenerate actions.

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Your original post was down, but this post is downer, homes. That's what's up.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:03:47 PM EST
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Good luck losing gun rights.


Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:03:54 PM EST
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they'll be wearing a different uniform here in a couple years after the draft for WWIII kicks off.

i'm strangely comfortable with it.

nothing wrong with got dayum Zoomers that a couple years in the meatgrinder won't cure.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:03:57 PM EST
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OP, you're so cool I'm going to call you culo, ey.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:04:08 PM EST
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And honestly, if the guy looked confused and I could tell he was drunk just peeing in the corner not realizing it was splattering on people below, I would have just said something and walked away.

It was 100% intentional though.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:04:29 PM EST
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billy badasses like OP always skate on the felonies, broshankle.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:04:59 PM EST
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OP, you're so cool I'm going to call you culo, ey.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:05:33 PM EST
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And honestly, if the guy looked confused and I could tell he was drunk just peeing in the corner not realizing it was splattering on people below, I would have just said something and walked away.

It was 100% intentional though.
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fuck that.

you still would've lit him up.

you're a fuckin' hard case fuckin' tough guy fuckin' Gee Dee billionare.


Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:06:11 PM EST
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fuck that.

you still would've lit him up.

you're a fuckin' hard case fuckin' tough guy fuckin' Gee Dee billionare.


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And honestly, if the guy looked confused and I could tell he was drunk just peeing in the corner not realizing it was splattering on people below, I would have just said something and walked away.

It was 100% intentional though.
fuck that.

you still would've lit him up.

you're a fuckin' hard case fuckin' tough guy fuckin' Gee Dee billionare.



Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:06:20 PM EST
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You should have thrown them from the balcony
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:06:54 PM EST
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Please make this you entire posting style now.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:07:04 PM EST
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Your original post was down, but this post is downer, homes. That's what's up.
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Some of the replies here are hilarious.

It's like none of you grew up in a college town or in the military on libo.

Fighting is fine, you just don't hurt the person when they're down. I've ran my mouth and have been rocked and was helped back up. Life goes on.


The funny thing is that I shared the story with a former military buddy (he was my "battle buddy" on a few a liberty ports and we had some scraps together) but besides him, this is the only place I'm sharing it.

Feel like this is my few safe spaces for degenerate actions.


Your original post was down, but this post is downer, homes. That's what's up.



The peer pressure is getting to me.

Just wanted to share a funny story but some of these posts are making me feel guilty.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:07:07 PM EST
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You should have thrown them from the balcony
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OP: YOU WANT A WAR?! I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:07:21 PM EST
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BRB asking the missus if we can have OP baptize our next child. It would be our honor to host you, sir.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:07:42 PM EST
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The reason so many act up as of late is because nobody does God's work anymore. So people just need to get cracked to keep them in check.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:07:43 PM EST
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all the hot bishes lined up to blow OP afterward.

i seent it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:07:53 PM EST
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Please make this you entire posting style now.
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my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.

Please make this you entire posting style now.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:08:20 PM EST
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We used to go to a bar after hockey and the female bartenders used to let us stay as late as we wanted.  We would help them clean up and they would close the shades.  Only stipulation was to stay upstairs because they couldn't block the ground floor window.  One night one of the guys takes the rules seriously and decides to piss off the back upstairs doorway into the alley.  Of course he does this when one of the girls is taking out the trash and she got rained on.  She flipped out and kicked us out.  We came back next week and they dubbed the guy "The Whizzer".   They were good sports about it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:08:45 PM EST
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The peer pressure is getting to me.

Just wanted to share a funny story but some of these posts are making me feel guilty.

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warriors like you never feel guilt about doing warrior shit.

warriors like you only feel guilt about the hot bishes who didn't line up to blow you after you sharpshooted those got dayum broccoli heads.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:08:56 PM EST
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Good punch.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:09:08 PM EST
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hell, i like OP.

he can come over to my tent and fuck my sister.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:09:16 PM EST
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I agree with you about the first part.

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I'd probably nuke the thread.


Nah he’s a troll bullshitting in GD

Page 2 ownage LETS GOOOOOO

I agree with you about the first part.


Who knocks someone out, and doesn't piss on them to show dominance?  And busted up knuckles.from one.punch?  Sounds like trolling to me
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:09:47 PM EST
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We used to go to a bar after hockey and the female bartenders used to let us stay as late as we wanted.  We would help them clean up and they would close the shades.  Only stipulation was to stay upstairs because they couldn't block the ground floor window.  One night one of the guys takes the rules seriously and decides to piss off the back upstairs doorway into the alley.  Of course he does this when one of the girls is taking out the trash and she got rained on.  She flipped out and kicked us out.  We came back next week and they dubbed the guy "The Whizzer".   They were good sports about it.
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call sign?

Whizzer.

i dig it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:09:50 PM EST
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hell, i like OP.

he can come over to my tent and fuck my sister.
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BRB asking the missus if we can have OP baptize our next child. It would be our honor to host you, sir.
hell, i like OP.

he can come over to my tent and fuck my sister.

Tent
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:10:18 PM EST
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Who knocks someone out, and doesn't piss on them to show dominance?  And busted up knuckles.from one.punch?  Sounds like trolling to me
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i already told you.

OP is fucking Jack Reacher.

try to keep up, son.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:10:25 PM EST
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I mean, you could just give your kid my screename as his middle name.

I'll sure she'll understand when she sees the birth certificate.

One of those “Don't ask for permission, ask for for forgiveness later” moments.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:10:33 PM EST
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what i did there

you seent it
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:10:49 PM EST
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i personally don't pay attention to how people dress save for hot women but you do you, boo.
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Then you would be a fool.

The way people dress is a form of tribalism and an indicator or what kind of persona they are trying to project.

A lot can be determined when one chooses to dress like a punk or to identify with a known fucktarded trend like "edgarism".

Locally the trend has turned towards a pee-wee league for gang member type behavior.    Taggers and little thieving shits that have not yet been to jail where they get forced to play by big boy rules and join a set if they are gonna keep being stupid.

Edgars in packs are a mother fucking menace.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:11:17 PM EST
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Did you just get out of a Rocky movie? Was anyone threatened to buy candy?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:11:33 PM EST
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I mean, you could just give your kid my screename as his middle name.

I'll sure she'll understand when she sees the birth certificate.

One of those "Don't ask for permission, ask for for forgiveness later" moments.
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middle name?

fuck that.

all the hot bishes shall name their useless fuck trophies "RealityCheck0311 (last name)" from this day forward.

can i get a second?

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:11:50 PM EST
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Probably not the best course of action but piss guy is probably not going to run to the cops saying "so there I was pissing on people as they left the bar and some guy punched me"

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Exactly
Just like spitting, pissing on someone is assault
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:13:00 PM EST
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Someone hit Copperhead Rd a little hard this Saturday morning
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:13:17 PM EST
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With so many cameras and cell phones, you really need to think about walking off things that piss you off.

Taking a deep breath to decompress will far outweigh possible consequences.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:13:33 PM EST
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Should have punched the buddy too.
my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.

My buddy says your buddy is full of shit. Buddy.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:13:42 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:14:10 PM EST
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My buddy says your buddy is full of shit. Buddy.
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Should have punched the buddy too.
my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.

My buddy says your buddy is full of shit. Buddy.


Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:14:26 PM EST
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So let me get this straight, you attack someone, post about it on a online forum to show what a tough guy you are (or is it that your posting this because you have such a fragile ego you need to find adulation from anonymous people on the internet, either is pathetic).

Not the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer are you.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:14:46 PM EST
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warriors like you never feel guilt about doing warrior shit.

warriors like you only feel guilt about the hot bishes who didn't line up to blow you after you sharpshooted those got dayum broccoli heads.
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The peer pressure is getting to me.

Just wanted to share a funny story but some of these posts are making me feel guilty.

warriors like you never feel guilt about doing warrior shit.

warriors like you only feel guilt about the hot bishes who didn't line up to blow you after you sharpshooted those got dayum broccoli heads.


You're making me have second thoughts over my plans tonight for a tattoo of a broccoli silhouette on my upper arm.

Like a fighter plane enemy confirmed kill flag below the cockpit.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:14:54 PM EST
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My buddy says your buddy is full of shit. Buddy.
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Should have punched the buddy too.
my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.

My buddy says your buddy is full of shit. Buddy.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:14:58 PM EST
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between this thread and all the mobile phone videos of the alleged incident OP is gonna end up cellies with the Booty Warrior fo sho.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:15:06 PM EST
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Not worth prison time for killing or turning some kid into a vegetable if he hit his head. Only thing that flips my kill switch is someone hurting my kids. Otherwise I’d have probably just let some boys with badges deal with them.


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The full confession here should come in handy.



OP should have pissed on him (back) for dominance.

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:15:30 PM EST
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So let me get this straight, you attack someone, post about it on a online forum to show what a tough guy you are (or is it that your posting this because you have such a fragile ego you need to find adulation from anonymous people on the internet, either is pathetic).

Not the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer are you.
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this is the typical friday night for typical Gee Dee billy badasses, my dude.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:16:01 PM EST
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You're making me have second thoughts over my plans tonight for a tattoo of a broccoli silhouette on my upper arm.

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yes!

that's fucking amazing!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 3:16:27 PM EST
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it's the standalone "buddy" at the end that makes it so funny.

buddy.


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