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View Quote i have an 87 IQ. i've never left me mother's basement. i like it down here. it's warm and cozy. plus all my stuff's here. |
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Quoted: OP killed a guy once with just words. watch yourself, https://media1.tenor.com/m/FHhOIcmmGNYAAAAC/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, isn't assault just words? watch yourself, https://media1.tenor.com/m/FHhOIcmmGNYAAAAC/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men.gif Fixed. |
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Quoted: How was your piss soaked hot dog? You ate it didn't you? Come on, you can tell us. You ate the piss dog. Nom nom nom. https://i.imgur.com/ruinR29.gif https://i.imgur.com/GVj9KGc.gif https://i.imgur.com/kzgaRsx.gif View Quote sayin'. |
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Quoted: i don't know how to read or write. i have an 87 IQ. i've never left me mother's basement. i like it down here. it's warm and cozy. plus all my stuff's here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: i don't know how to read or write. i have an 87 IQ. i've never left me mother's basement. i like it down here. it's warm and cozy. plus all my stuff's here. Did you ever move to Anderson Island? |
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Quoted: i'd eat a hot dog that Hope Solo pissed on. sayin'. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: How was your piss soaked hot dog? You ate it didn't you? Come on, you can tell us. You ate the piss dog. Nom nom nom. https://i.imgur.com/ruinR29.gif https://i.imgur.com/GVj9KGc.gif https://i.imgur.com/kzgaRsx.gif sayin'. |
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I was ready to blast you for not being able to restrain yourself, then I read this:
Both with that horrible haircut that looks like a head of broccoli. View Quote Good punch. |
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Quoted: negativo. my mom said i couldn't move out of her basement and my manager at home depot wouldn't grant me a transfer. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Did you ever move to Anderson Island? my mom said i couldn't move out of her basement and my manager at home depot wouldn't grant me a transfer. Damn, I would have swam across the sound to play with model trains, participate in some mutual touching and of course round out the night with imitation crab meat. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Everyone breaks, it is just how long your fuse is and how well you control the break he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurs, too. https://i.imgur.com/HkCgsmj.jpeg |
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Quoted: Damn, I would have swam across the sound to play with model trains, participate in some mutual touching and of course round out the night with imitation crab meat. View Quote |
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Quoted: i'd eat a hot dog that Hope Solo pissed on. sayin'. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: How was your piss soaked hot dog? You ate it didn't you? Come on, you can tell us. You ate the piss dog. Nom nom nom. https://i.imgur.com/ruinR29.gif https://i.imgur.com/GVj9KGc.gif https://i.imgur.com/kzgaRsx.gif sayin'. |
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Quoted: moar au jus for the meat, please. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/12/08/01456D7800000514-0-image-a-1_1434094222174.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: moar au jus for the meat, please. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/12/08/01456D7800000514-0-image-a-1_1434094222174.jpg |
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I feel like some folks missed the turn for the "What are you drinking" thread.
It's top notch responses, though. |
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Quoted: i mean, you gotta admit that Hope Solo is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus herself. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/5c/73/685c73a2a36b6c9a0bd40ec3e7b14955.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: i mean, you gotta admit that Hope Solo is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus herself. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/5c/73/685c73a2a36b6c9a0bd40ec3e7b14955.jpg Oh, my reserve of horsey sauce would be depleted that's for sure. |
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Quoted: Oh, my reserve of horsey sauce would be depleted that's for sure. View Quote "I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more." if you never hear from old JLP3 again, you'll know what happened. ADIOS BOIS |
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Quoted: OP bailed and wailed, man. he's either a) lying to us or 2) he's already been arrested for tuning up those got dayum broccoli heads RIP RC0311 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: And with a picture on the location of the assault. Loose lips sink ships. he's either a) lying to us or 2) he's already been arrested for tuning up those got dayum broccoli heads RIP RC0311 Yeah, currently in jail. Asked for my phone call and requested if I could make an internet post on an online forum instead. This is it. |
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Quoted: you didn't kiester a smahtphone before going inside? what is this, fucking amateur hour up in this bitch? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, currently in jail. Asked for my phone call and requested if I could make an internet post on an online forum instead. This is it. what is this, fucking amateur hour up in this bitch? Nah, decided to smuggle in my Gameboy instead and ran out of room. |
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Quoted: and that, frens, is how a new copypasta is born. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I haven't been in a fight since college, and even then it was only a dust up with a "friend" who was screwing around with my gf at the time and got caught. I didn't truly want to hurt him badly, just show him who was boss. I haven't thrown a full power punch at anyone as an adult, but I'm keenly aware of how fragile the human body is vs attacks by a strong man with training such as myself. Much better to avoid, because I know I could break things if my temper was up .....bones aren't as tough as you think. And I much stronger and less sympathetic today than I was back then.... If I genuinely thought someone was trying to kill me or a loved one, it would be nothing to extinguish them with my bare hands. So I do my best to avoid such situations. I say good punch!!! |
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Quoted: I didn't know people could be rendered unconscious from a bop to the nose, but I'm not a scrapper View Quote Just uploaded a video showing my punch strength. https://youtu.be/fWa-h0maM1w?t=75 |
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