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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:07:25 PM EST
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That is funny!
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:07:46 PM EST
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I heard a statistic that 70% of lesbians had fucked a guy in the last 12 months. Wish i could remember where i saw that.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:07:55 PM EST
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Most of the roleplay "men" I've seen in those f'd up relationships act mean as hell and if I had to wager on a guess, abusive.

Probably got to that point mental fuckery from being abused by men so that's how they act when they pretend to be men, it's all they know.
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They are LARPing. They have no idea what it means to be a man.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:08:26 PM EST
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2 mentally ill people have a tougher time getting along than straight ones.

Yuge shock.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:12:41 PM EST
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I've seen more domestic violence in female couples than the male/female couples that they ran from and claimed that was the reason for leaving. Don't know if they are just tragic people,  or they liked to be tuned up once in a while?
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:13:35 PM EST
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I've seen more domestic violence in female couples than the male/female couples that they ran from and claimed that was the reason for leaving. Don't know if they are just tragic people,  or they liked to be tuned up once in a while?
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:17:01 PM EST
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bitches be crazy

yo
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:21:02 PM EST
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Isn't domestic violence rates higher among lesbians than straight couples?
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:22:39 PM EST
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Uhaul lesbians going to be Uhaul lesbians with or without the marriage certificate.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:25:15 PM EST
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In ‘98 I worked for Alaska Airlines here as a ramper. When I did night shift, it involved a crew of us cleaning and vacuuming the plane.

One of my night shift coworkers was a very butch lesbian. Short crew cut, not fat at all but well built (tough), was a desert storm veteran, loved guns, hunted. We got along well due to similar interests.

Once, her GF was up visiting her, and she brought her to work on night shift to help clean the plane (obviously pre 9/11 days) The GF was quite good looking, and I began flirting. Holy hell my coworker became instantly possessive!

Anyway, my 19 year old self got fired from that job for looking up porn on the general managers computer. Oops.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:35:27 PM EST
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Can’t imagine putting up with another woman’s bullshit and emotional problems.

I already don’t want to hang out with most women. Batshit crazy comes to mind for most of the women in the last 30 years.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:35:28 PM EST
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Lesbian divorces must really be difficult for judges.  How do they determine a settlement if theres no man to pay alimony?
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They play rock paper scissors?
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:41:07 PM EST
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They play rock paper scissors?
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Uncool...that's their word.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:44:58 PM EST
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I know for a fact that family law mostly favors the bio-woman in a hetro- marriage. What do you do when there are 2 women involved, the $64,000 question.
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It's the divorce law equivalent of dividing by zero.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:50:16 PM EST
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I dated a chick that was loony AF.  She decided she was lesbian, married a chick.  Now divorced.  I kept in touch with her a long time.  She basically said all women were nuts, but dykes were way crazier.  
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 4:51:20 PM EST
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I lived in a lesbian neighborhood for 10 years.

Legit, 4 to 5 out of 10 vehicles parked on the street in front of my building were Subarus.

Anyway, let's just say that only a handful of the ones I encountered in that time were attractive or didn't seem like they had snakes in their head.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:07:20 PM EST
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I need to find the paper or article this IG video was based off of before I use it as a meaningful statistic.  

Anyone have a link?   I’m on mobile, just haven’t had a chance to look it up.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:18:01 PM EST
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You know I've heard nearly 70% of divorces are initiated by the woman!

So you know, times that by two. . . . subtract the one. . . divide by zero
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:21:28 PM EST
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Two women who  have left the role they were created for and can’t make it work?

No kidding.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:21:48 PM EST
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2 mentally ill people have a tougher time getting along than straight ones.

Yuge shock.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:25:05 PM EST
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It is all about who want to be the dick.
Police Academy _ They All Had Johnsons _ Chief Hurnst
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:27:19 PM EST
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Gay men 16%
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:41:24 PM EST
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GF has a ex work friend that she's known for 30 years.

And that ex work friend is married and has been with her partner for 28 years.

And I'm sure it goes the same for straight couples.


But I still see alot of divorces on both sides.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:41:29 PM EST
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Fell in love with a lesbian once, she was of course pretty nuts but god she was so passionate. Never met any other woman like her.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 5:47:16 PM EST
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Gay men 16%
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Gay men 16%


Marriage is easier if you start by accepting your partner is going to be a pain in the ass.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:00:47 PM EST
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And the men they never married.
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Imagine being a divorce attorney that never married. Happy and well off.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:04:03 PM EST
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I worked with one a few months ago, the "man" of the relationship.

They have a kid, not sure how that worked out.

Anyway they were either going through or just went through a divorce.

She was boo-hooing to me how she had to move out and give up the new car she just bought to her ex-wife, didn't have the kid with her except for every other weekend and paying child support and was basically going through all the things I went through.

I told her " Welcome to our world." and laughing inside because I had predicted there were going to be regrets after gay marriage was legalized.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:04:56 PM EST
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From what I've seen, lesbians tend to jump feet first into "committed" relationships extremely, extremely quickly.  The joke in the lesbian community is "what does a lesbian bring on a second date? A suitcase" so it's a recognized trend.  So now you've got two intensely incompatible people living together, throw in substance abuse and volatile female emotions squared, you can imagine how it often turns out.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:04:59 PM EST
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Whoa, is that the AT&T chick?  
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:08:06 PM EST
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I worked with one a few months ago, the "man" of the relationship.

They have a kid, not sure how that worked out.

Anyway they were either going through or just went through a divorce.

She was boo-hooing to me how she had to move out and give up the new car she just bought to her ex-wife, didn't have the kid with her except for every other weekend and paying child support and was basically going through all the things men go through.

I told her " Welcome to our world." and laughing inside because I had predicted there were going to be regrets after gay marriage was legalized.
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Should have asked her if her wanted to try the D
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:09:12 PM EST
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Should have asked her if her wanted to try the D
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You're just not living if you haven't donkey-punched a butch lesbian in her crew cut.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:10:23 PM EST
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Should have asked her if her wanted to try the D
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Nope,
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:18:12 PM EST
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Here's a hint for the Lesbian couples that want to stay together...

Marry a man and make it a threesome.

Yea, guys might be a lot of work but there's two of you so it won't be so bad.

You will have someone handy to open those jars and fix stuff around the house and help pay bills.

And, sure, you don't generally like to have sex with men, but, quite often, married men aren't getting laid anyway so it's not like that part is going to be too difficult.

Best of all, you and your wife will have a man to blame for all of your problems.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:19:51 PM EST
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Here's a hint for the Lesbian couples that want to stay together...

Marry a man and make it a threesome.

Yea, guys might be a lot of work but there's two of you so it won't be so bad.

You will have someone handy to open those jars and fix stuff around the house and help pay bills.

And, sure, you don't generally like to have sex with men, but, quite often, married men aren't getting laid anyway so it's not like that part is going to be too difficult.

Best of all, you and your wife will have a man to blame for all of your problems.
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If lesbians didn't like wiener they wouldn't use dildos.

I've met a whole lot of self-proclaimed lesbians that will let a dude raw-dog them after a few strong drinks.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:27:53 PM EST
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2 mentally ill people have a tougher time getting along than straight ones.

Yuge shock.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:33:25 PM EST
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According to DV detectives I've spoken with, lesbians are some of the worst offenders - both in terms of per capita rates, and levels of violence.  They don't tend to use guns, and aren't strong enough to cause the same number of fatalities, but when they always take it to the max.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:47:31 PM EST
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Arson investigator told me one or the other usually piled the others clothing on the bed and set them on fire.  
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 6:51:02 PM EST
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I know for a fact that family law mostly favors the bio-woman in a hetro- marriage. What do you do when there are 2 women involved, the $64,000 question.
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Guess the more feminine lesbian wins.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 8:17:41 PM EST
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Lesbian Bed Death.
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Lesbian Bed Death.

It's a real side affect.

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My understanding is they have the highest domestic violence rates among couple as well.


Fact. . .
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 8:30:51 PM EST
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I've often imagined that if my wife had to live with an identical clone of herself, one of them would murder the other within 24 hours.

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I don't know about murder but it sure as hell wouldn't be a harmonious relationship, that's for sure.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 8:31:11 PM EST
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Lickety split!
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 9:51:13 PM EST
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The lesbians in the area are always breaking up.
Lots of suicides also.
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I have met I don't know how many lesbians in my 65 years. Never met one who was happy. Didn't matter if they were single, married or what. Miserable, all of them. Maybe their shoes were too loose?    
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 9:53:22 PM EST
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My understanding is they have the highest domestic violence rates among couple as well.
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And they blame it all on "society's refusal to accept us as we are"..........................  
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 10:00:51 PM EST
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I have met I don't know how many lesbians in my 65 years. Never met one who was happy. Didn't matter if they were single, married or what. Miserable, all of them. Maybe their shoes were too loose?    
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The lesbians in the area are always breaking up.
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I have met I don't know how many lesbians in my 65 years. Never met one who was happy. Didn't matter if they were single, married or what. Miserable, all of them. Maybe their shoes were too loose?    



https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 10:09:00 PM EST
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I heard a statistic that 70% of lesbians had fucked a guy in the last 12 months. Wish i could remember where i saw that.
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That has been my experience.

Gay men don't have side pussy, but lots of lesbians keep a dick in a glass case, to be broken in cases of emergency.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 10:10:29 PM EST
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That has been my experience.

Gay men don't have side pussy, but lots of lesbians keep a dick in a glass case, to be broken in cases of emergency.
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Men are even better at being gay than women.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 10:13:22 PM EST
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Men are even better at being gay than women.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2023 10:23:20 PM EST
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I’ve known 3 lesbian couples.

One was together for at least ten years.
One was together for at least ten years and worked together.
One was together for only a handful of years, fostered a child, and the union ended in a DV charge.
Link Posted: 10/16/2023 10:28:18 PM EST
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Women say men don’t understand them, but women understand women, which is why they tend to hate each other.
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Wow, there it is

Link Posted: 10/16/2023 11:00:14 PM EST
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Men are even better at being gay than women.


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Bill Burr- Gay couples are happier then lesbian couples??


Most good comedy has more than just an element of truth to it.
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