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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:25:26 AM EST
[#1]
Quoted: She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit. Quoted: I stopped at the hyphenated last name. Quoted: "from Los Angeles" That's gonna be a no from me, dawg /thread |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:27:51 AM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some parts don't look so bad. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/413300/Screenshot_20230711_161540_Chrome_jpg-2882125.JPG |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:33:36 AM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How does one acquire a hyphenated last name as a single person? Prior marriage? |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:36:54 AM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryHmm, I’ll take her. If you want to make 5k like she’s offering, hook a brotha up! She’s probably pretty cool, she’s attractive, men are probably afraid of her. I’ll get a few cool dates with her and see if she’s wife material. If she’s all that, then I’ll make off with her like I stole her ass! |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:37:36 AM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryI will say that each succeeding picture looks better than the previous one. But still a hard no, on so many levels. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 4:29:13 AM EST
[#6]
so she's looking to pay a pimp to hook her up with a john
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Posted: 7/12/2023 4:32:47 AM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I stopped at the hyphenated last name. That and living in commieland. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 4:36:48 AM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It could. Go to that igotstandardsbro site and see just how much her requirements thin the dating herd. Plus, her dude is likely going to have to make more than her, and while associate at semi-BigLaw isn't a ton of money, she's doing aight. (My WAG is 300,000 a year. Plug that into the Delusion Calculator...) If he doesn't....she's gonna' resent it and him...and men know that now. Maybe the matchmaker (assuming this isn't bullshit to pump her followers, which it is) can help her? Most dudes with a brain won't. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lol, with those expectations she can expect to be forever alone. Which one seemed outrageous? That could describe many guys. It could. Go to that igotstandardsbro site and see just how much her requirements thin the dating herd. Plus, her dude is likely going to have to make more than her, and while associate at semi-BigLaw isn't a ton of money, she's doing aight. (My WAG is 300,000 a year. Plug that into the Delusion Calculator...) If he doesn't....she's gonna' resent it and him...and men know that now. Maybe the matchmaker (assuming this isn't bullshit to pump her followers, which it is) can help her? Most dudes with a brain won't. That site is kind of fun to play with. I’d never seen it before. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 4:57:36 AM EST
[#9]
Lots of warning signs in that picture. But GD is focused on the tittays.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 5:11:44 AM EST
[#10]
Pass..
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Posted: 7/12/2023 5:14:02 AM EST
[#11]
I bet she has a body count approaching triple digits after partying for the past 15 years and now wants someone to not treat her like the ho she is. Unless she starts fishing in the 50+ lake she won't find a peer that's worth a shit.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 5:53:21 AM EST
[#12]
You can smell the narcissistic odor
that engulfs her photos and requirements. No doubt she is smart and carries some curb appeal, but would become an insufferable cunt as a wife. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 5:55:16 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I stopped at the hyphenated last name. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 5:56:11 AM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some parts don't look so bad. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/413300/Screenshot_20230711_161540_Chrome_jpg-2882125.JPG Yeah. Pooch has a handsome head. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 6:14:31 AM EST
[#15]
"WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! CHANNELING KEVIN SAMUELS......COME IN KEVIN!"
Wonder if she's a Starbucks lover? |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 6:18:56 AM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll take the puppy.  Good chkice
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Posted: 7/12/2023 6:26:02 AM EST
[#17]
Just trying to figure out who’s taking all those pictures of her. Her ex husband perhaps.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 6:31:07 AM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I stopped at the hyphenated last name. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 6:33:40 AM EST
[#19]
Quoted: Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. While I fit in all these (thanks Monty Python!), I would go for a younger model |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 7:01:21 AM EST
[#20]
There are easier ways to make $5000.
 Fortunately, at 5' 10" I'm an arfdwarf, so I'm safe. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 9:41:05 AM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit. This. As a litigator, I've met a ton of women much like her. Most are rather insufferable. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 10:53:44 AM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who the fuck wants to stick it in an adult who's on tiktok? 
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Posted: 7/12/2023 10:54:11 AM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I stopped at the hyphenated last name. Me too. And I don't care how large her chest cannons are. She's nuts, and I'm not going to ruin someone's life by introducing them to her. 
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:05:41 AM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: WEll sure, but we weren't talking about law-firms. I think this is supposed to be Husband / Wife thread - not law partners... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Meh. My partner is an attorney, and she's wonderful. Actually just opened her own firm 2 months ago. I'm very proud of her. WEll sure, but we weren't talking about law-firms. I think this is supposed to be Husband / Wife thread - not law partners... You know what I mean. lol
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:12:17 AM EST
[#25]
Another career centric female with the “must be six foot, must make six figures, etc” standards.
She’s in her mid 30s and (based on her IG) still behaving like she’s in her late teens/early 20s. Best of luck finding someone who meets your unattainable standards and is willing to put up with your shit. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:27:16 AM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Another woman that was told she could have it all, but realized she can't, and is now trying to pay to get it. Modern liberalism has failed women so fucking terribly. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:39:10 AM EST
[#27]
I bet there is a lot of queef sounds with her in the bedroom.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:48:32 AM EST
[#28]
Women don't seem to be able to comprehend the fact that their status or income as a woman has no bearing on 2 million years worth of evolution when it comes to mate selection.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:49:04 AM EST
[#29]
According to Don Lemon she's past her prime.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:49:12 AM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It is bad enough trying to argue with a woman. Try doing it with a woman who is an attorney.... Unless you are also an attorney it is wise to just throw your hands up and say fuck it. Dated a defense attorney for just shy of three years. Any time I fucked up I owned it and applogized while trying not to do the same thing again. Never wanted to argue with her during that time. Probably made her think I didnt care, quite the opposite. Sucked that the one time I felt I deserved an applogy I never got it and it wound up with the relationship being completely fucked and over 3 days before christmas. It would be safer to go fuck a red headed nurse that was into horses. I went from being married to a criminal defense attorney to a red haired doctor 10 years my junior. It was like hitting the Power Ball and Mega Millions all at once. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:49:41 AM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Raised by liberals |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:52:18 AM EST
[#32]
Corporate litigation lawyer in LA? Hey arfcom lawyers and corporate types how many hours a week a person like that would spend at their job?
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Posted: 7/12/2023 11:53:21 AM EST
[#33]
My wife gave me a strict "No more wives" policy.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 12:11:16 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet there is a lot of queef sounds with her in the bedroom. 
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Posted: 7/12/2023 1:23:55 PM EST
[#35]
Chump change. Chinese are paying $18K for an American husband.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-bc-us--sham-marriage-ring-20150909-story.html I have it on good authority that Vietnamese are paying even more, but you kinda have to be Vietnamese (no roundeyes allowed). 
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Posted: 7/12/2023 1:50:19 PM EST
[#36]
Playing at the I Got Standards site, here's how many men meet the $300k criteria:
any marital status any race at least 5' tall any weight earning at least $300,000 per year According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 73 meets your standards is 1.8% Delusion score 4/5 Cat enthusiast |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 1:52:38 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Playing at the I Got Standards site, here's how many men meet the $300k criteria: any marital status any race at least 5' tall any weight earning at least $300,000 per year According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 73 meets your standards is 1.8% Delusion score 4/5 Cat enthusiast U.S population is a meaningless sample pool |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 1:59:26 PM EST
[#38]
I'm too married, too short, and too old to fit her criteria. So there's that. I guess you guys can have her.
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:15:52 PM EST
[#39]
“My perfect guy is the perfect wedding date: He can take a shot with my brother, dance with my grandma, he knows how to work the room but also comes back to check on me,” said Tilley-Coulson. “He’s a well-rounded chameleon.”
She just described me. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:21:00 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would anyone ever want to marry a lawyer?? That hurt 
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:22:52 PM EST
[#41]
36 C to a 36 B long.
is what i said at first glance at the first photo |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:28:53 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know, she could still get attention by shunning marriage completely as well. (I'm 39 and never married no kids and there's plenty of strong feelings from others to be had on that) The fact that it is in mind for her makes me think she really does want it for...some reason. many people kind of want to get married and prioritize work until they realize they missed their premium years. I did it myself, then dated stupidly in my mid to late thirties. I realized my mistake but I didn’t pick the wrong mate and marry them. I dated many a woman then that i was wasting my time on. There is a lot to be said for finding a nice girl while still in high schooll or college. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:28:54 PM EST
[#43]
LA
Attorney Hyphenated name paying people to be with her? Fuck that. she's already not worth the effort. She has burned through so many dudes who are sick of her garbage. welcome to crazy cat lady status. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:34:42 PM EST
[#44]
It’s the world’s fault.
I hope that’s not her puppy. If a genetically gifted woman can’t keep a man around that puppy doesn’t deserve to be around that person. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:53:43 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's attractive but def starting to hit the wall. Also looks very expensive and high maintenance Hope she finds what she's looking for but I doubt it I evaluate her chances as even more grim that what she is probably worried about. A charming male near-peer to her, with intelligence, wit, and humor, as she imagines, will be able to easily attract and marry an attractive woman in her mid-20's. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 2:53:44 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That hurt He meant female lawyer
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Posted: 7/12/2023 3:01:37 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Find a man named Adam. Not the least bit interested. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 3:05:19 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can tell who she is just by looking at the pics and I want nothing to do with it. If you have to use "British" to describe a sense of humor, you're daft. It's called sarcasm. There are countless women just like her on the dating apps in Florida wondering why they "can't find the right man." Bitch, the one consistent thing in all your failed relationships is YOU. They are saying things like, "I know what I deserve, and I am not going to settle."... as they get older and older, and can't lock any guy down. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 3:25:39 PM EST
[#49]
35 year old career woman.... Now ready to "settle down". Big spender for a lawyer - and super realistic requirements, I'm sure she'll find a 6'2" 27 year old dude looking for a "boss babe" who wants to start a family with a that-time-37+-year-old woman. Makes sense.
Or just face reality. You chose the cock carousel and career over making a family. |
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Posted: 7/12/2023 3:33:22 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It is bad enough trying to argue with a woman. Try doing it with a woman who is an attorney.... Unless you are also an attorney it is wise to just throw your hands up and say fuck it. Dated a defense attorney for just shy of three years. Any time I fucked up I owned it and applogized while trying not to do the same thing again. Never wanted to argue with her during that time. Probably made her think I didnt care, quite the opposite. Sucked that the one time I felt I deserved an applogy I never got it and it wound up with the relationship being completely fucked and over 3 days before christmas. It would be safer to go fuck a red headed nurse that was into horses. Quote HistoryQuoted: It is bad enough trying to argue with a woman. Try doing it with a woman who is an attorney.... Unless you are also an attorney it is wise to just throw your hands up and say fuck it. Dated a defense attorney for just shy of three years. Any time I fucked up I owned it and applogized while trying not to do the same thing again. Never wanted to argue with her during that time. Probably made her think I didnt care, quite the opposite. Sucked that the one time I felt I deserved an applogy I never got it and it wound up with the relationship being completely fucked and over 3 days before christmas. It would be safer to go fuck a red headed nurse that was into horses. Quoted: 2 possibilities with dating a lawyer. 1. She’s good at arguing And, the worse option 2. She’s bad at arguing And you got the better option |
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