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Link Posted: 12/25/2021 10:38:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2021 10:39:46 PM EDT
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Bathe her, shave her, and bring her to me.
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Now we're talking.

Still would touch the hiney like the fist of an angry screen door on a drum set hurricane.
Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:10:02 PM EDT
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Ain't nothing a razor can't fix


Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:18:27 PM EDT
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Very hot for 57.
Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:21:02 PM EDT
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Still would.  Twice.
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Yup.  Wouldn’t pull out until I was finished.
Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:22:28 PM EDT
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It's not so much the hairy pits as the mental disorder that goes with them.





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Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:24:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:25:57 PM EDT
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Bathe that Bohemian woman and send her to me!  
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Hell, send her as is, I’ll bathe her.
Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:26:30 PM EDT
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I'd let her put her stinky on my hangdown.
Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:30:49 PM EDT
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I’d be hitting that like a retard on a new drum set
Link Posted: 12/25/2021 11:43:06 PM EDT
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Thats Marissa, dont care.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:04:43 AM EDT
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I’d bury my face in there if that’s what it takes.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:09:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:15:55 AM EDT
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Hairy pits means huge bush..... Damn, she is ruined. Gonna have to drop her and focus on Charisma Carpenter.



She is a bit closer to my age and one of the hottest over 50 women.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:18:50 AM EDT
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Wait... How's GD feel about a full on bush?  Guessing you'd need a weed-eater.
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If the hair is shorter than the distance between the lips and throat it is OK. My preference is shorter than that or bald.  
If the hair is long enough to reach the back of the throat then it really gets in the way of having fun.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:20:16 AM EDT
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I don’t know which is worse, the hair fetishers or the foot fags.
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Feet, no question.  Feet are gross.  I imagine it is hard for the feet fetishers.  They can only pair with each other.  Everyone else thinks they are gross.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:23:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:24:01 AM EDT
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You are not sticking anything in her pits - get over it.   I don't understand the issue anymore - I was screwing hairy pits more than 25 years ago.  45 years ago they got rid of their bras - good titties and harry pits are an improvement.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:24:39 AM EDT
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Fuck....that
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My wife's sister doesn't shave anything. Guys are literally tripping over themselves for a chance at it. And she's not even a "celebrity".
Fuck....that

They try
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:28:39 AM EDT
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Exactly!

I wouldn't care if her chest was as hairy as mine!

I'd still suck a fart out her ass and let her peg me, if I could return the favor.

If you know what I mean.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:40:44 AM EDT
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My wife has never used a razor & I'm good
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:42:15 AM EDT
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Fuck that.

I don't mind some bush.  I like it, in fact.  However, I am firmly in the camp of shaved legs and pits.

No.  Just no. no. no.

I dated a girl years back before I met Mrs. Erevis who went through a phase and started growing her pits.  I figured she was just getting a little lax since or it was a NYC (she was from NYC originally) something. I thought it may be a "winter thing."  Finally, I had enough and walked into the living room with a razor, picked her arm up and said "that shit has to go."

I don't care how hot she it, looking like a silverback gorilla turns me off.  And as said, there is ALWAYS mental/philosophical BS surrounding it, and I am too far gone to put up with that shit.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:44:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:44:44 AM EDT
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She's a crazy rabid anti-Trumper.
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So is half of GD.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:46:09 AM EDT
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Wait... How's GD feel about a full on bush?  Guessing you'd need a weed-eater.
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Now I know what to legally change my name to
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:49:36 AM EDT
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so is a large portion of Arfcom and it's staff so there's that.
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:00:53 AM EDT
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Only thing I want a woman to shave is her legs.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:11:58 AM EDT
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no lady moustache...no care
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:21:12 AM EDT
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Apparently there is a shortage of women in this country.

Demographics dispute this though.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:25:52 AM EDT
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lefty loon ?? no fn way
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:29:09 AM EDT
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100% right.

I dumped a smok'n hot chick when I saw her hairy pits.

Fuck that!
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:37:30 AM EDT
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100% right.

I dumped a smok'n hot chick when I saw her hairy pits.

Fuck that!
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Boner killer thread is boner killer.

100% right.

I dumped a smok'n hot chick when I saw her hairy pits.

Fuck that!


lol da fuq?

it's just armpits bro, it's not like she has a freaking beard
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:42:11 AM EDT
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Crazies like the hair! Don't think I would be down for any any rim work.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:44:22 AM EDT
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Crazies like the hair! Don't think I would be down for any any rim work.
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:47:18 AM EDT
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I’d still let her sit on my face after a full on Taco Bell shit.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:58:25 AM EDT
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Crazies like the hair! Don't think I would be down for any any rim work.
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First I was like, ughhhh.

Then I was like, well she has some big tittys so...

Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:59:23 AM EDT
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First I was like, ughhhh.

Then I was like, well she has some big tittys so...

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Crazies like the hair! Don't think I would be down for any any rim work.

First I was like, ughhhh.

Then I was like, well she has some big tittys so...



Mazel!
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 2:01:20 AM EDT
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Mazel!
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Crazies like the hair! Don't think I would be down for any any rim work.

First I was like, ughhhh.

Then I was like, well she has some big tittys so...



Mazel!

Link Posted: 12/26/2021 2:08:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 2:22:22 AM EDT
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She is a lefty toon and the hair is gross, but she is absolutely scorching for her age and 99% of GD would sacrifice a nut to have her say hello to them.
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Woo-hoo! I’m finally a 1%er.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 2:36:07 AM EDT
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Check out her hairy legs.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:04:48 AM EDT
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She looks like a homeless druggie.
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Or a well-used lot lizard
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:07:02 AM EDT
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Or a well-used lot lizard
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She looks like a homeless druggie.


Or a well-used lot lizard

Almost there!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:17:44 AM EDT
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Her butthole probably looks like she slipped and fell bare assed on a barber shop floor.
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Fuck, I can't unread that
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:35:37 AM EDT
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Not guilty.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:07:13 AM EDT
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When I was sixteen, probably my prime, imo, dicking down a girl meant she was attractive, used soap and water daily and was pretty practiced at quickly dragging off jeans, panties, shoes and socks,  Shirts and bras removed were also a plus since I love the female body, and they usually loved having their upper bodies getting some attention.  Attention to detail for girls in my experience years ago was soap for the important parts, and a razor was absolutely a plus.  If Marisa Tomei loves soap and water at least once a day, hairy armpits are negotiable considering the rest of her body.  I’ve dealt with the worst of females in my time, but probably sixty percent of them as I’ve gotten older are consistently  a port during a storm.  Marisa Tomei and Salma Hayek are exceptional ladies I’d happily give some slack to be with.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:57:12 AM EDT
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Twenty years ago I’d have given one hundred and ten percent of my entire being to fuck the stupid out of her.  Forty years ago it would be at least a ninety eight percent bet she would be dragging her ass out of my bed looking for a conservative to vote for, and id make multiple attempts to keep her happy and voting the right way.  I’m getting old and worn out, but a naturally beautiful girl is heavenly.  I’d risk cardiac arrest to right her course.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 6:22:40 AM EDT
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