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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 6:32:43 AM EDT
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Would no longer plow.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 6:32:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Skank.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 7:23:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 8:00:43 AM EDT
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I just saw her on the Spiderman movie.  Her butt has gotten big.  She's a huge liberal who I've had a crush on for the past two and a half decades.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 8:02:02 AM EDT
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Still would.  Twice.
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Yep, whatever. No pullouts either.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 8:54:41 AM EDT
[#6]
Would plow anyways
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:12:48 AM EDT
[#7]
Eat her ass... never have to look at the pits
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:15:53 AM EDT
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Her butthole probably looks like she slipped and fell bare assed on a barber shop floor.
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:18:45 AM EDT
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She looks like a homeless druggie.
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That a turn off for you?
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:30:24 AM EDT
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Fucking Wes studii in drag...
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:41:16 AM EDT
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Twenty years ago I’d have given one hundred and ten percent of my entire being to fuck the stupid out of her.  Forty years ago it would be at least a ninety eight percent bet she would be dragging her ass out of my bed looking for a conservative to vote for, and id make multiple attempts to keep her happy and voting the right way.  I’m getting old and worn out, but a naturally beautiful girl is heavenly.  I’d risk cardiac arrest to right her course.
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She's a crazy rabid anti-Trumper.

Twenty years ago I’d have given one hundred and ten percent of my entire being to fuck the stupid out of her.  Forty years ago it would be at least a ninety eight percent bet she would be dragging her ass out of my bed looking for a conservative to vote for, and id make multiple attempts to keep her happy and voting the right way.  I’m getting old and worn out, but a naturally beautiful girl is heavenly.  I’d risk cardiac arrest to right her course.


This man has the correct attitude. I came of age at the tail end of the hippie days. My libido trumped any political motivation. Hell, my ex was one such woman. Was not comfortable with having a gun in our house at first. When we split, she stipulated that the G23 was hers. Also still votes for pro 2A candidates as far as i know.

Point is, you young fellows need to use sex for political purpose, if for nothing else. See it as civic duty. A calling. Their side does.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:54:23 AM EDT
[#12]
I’d rather her not have the mustache, pits or legs. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:55:05 AM EDT
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I'd still let her sit on my face after a full on Taco Bell shit.
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:15:40 AM EDT
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Ass eaters!
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:18:44 AM EDT
[#15]
She’s still an amazingly beautiful woman.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:19:49 AM EDT
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I’d still let her sit on my face after a full on Taco Bell shit.
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Damn.  Just damn.  For some strange reason your user name is apt.  

GD never fails to deliver.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:25:25 AM EDT
[#17]
Wood no longer plow.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:34:41 AM EDT
[#18]
Full name: Marisa Rodham Tomei
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:39:50 AM EDT
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Her butthole probably looks like she slipped and fell bare assed on a barber shop floor.





yeah........that really visually connects the dots.     lol
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:41:38 AM EDT
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Wait... How's GD feel about a full on bush?  Guessing you'd need a weed-eater.
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Welcome to the jungle!  I like fur.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 11:45:15 AM EDT
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At her age, you'd no longer need lube - you'd need polygrip.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:28:55 PM EDT
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She is fucking insane....as good as she looked in MCV, I would not touch that nasty thing...pits or not....
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:51:33 PM EDT
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Wait... How's GD feel about a full on bush?  Guessing you'd need a weed-eater.
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Fucking kids, back when I was young, shaving the bush was just starting to be something some girls did, and some porn stars.

Link Posted: 12/26/2021 12:54:54 PM EDT
[#24]
go'rill a my dreams
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:11:59 PM EDT
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They're all cute when they're puppies.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:12:28 PM EDT
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you have my attention! go on....
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:17:28 PM EDT
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time is never good to any of us, especially uber lib women who were sorta hot in their prime. I have to say though she doesn't appear to have gone down the knife path......which is a plus in her column.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:20:47 PM EDT
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She still gorgeous, who cares about pit bush?
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 1:22:06 PM EDT
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confirmed bachelorette, just as well she's not breeding.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:25:35 PM EDT
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I wish that were the case. Her butt has gotten big and flat - granny panty type behind. Sad state of affairs.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:32:28 PM EDT
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One can find something like that at the nearest truckstop.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:39:30 PM EDT
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Wood still plow.
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give me that GILF
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 3:52:26 PM EDT
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give me that GILF
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More like a GGILF - Great Grandmother.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:13:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:19:23 PM EDT
[#35]
You should had seen her in The Wrestler. Pierced nipples!
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:26:23 PM EDT
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I bet her bush would make Boomers like me get an erection harder than an iron bar.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:30:59 PM EDT
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I bet her bush would make Boomers like me get an erection harder than an iron bar.
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:32:01 PM EDT
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Still would.  Twice.
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Link Posted: 12/26/2021 4:44:32 PM EDT
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The uncropped version is out there and well worth seeking out.


Link Posted: 12/26/2021 6:01:43 PM EDT
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My God, do you remember her in "The Wrestler"? On the short list.
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GD fantasy.   Single mom stripper.   Of course. And honestly I might not mind being a broke down pro wrestler living in a trailer still chasing the dream if my GF was Marisa and I was giving her the Ram Jam every night.  



Link Posted: 12/26/2021 6:53:02 PM EDT
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Here’s some Monica to fix this fucking shit

Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:15:47 PM EDT
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Now that, that is how a woman should age. Wasn't she recently a Bond Babe? I mean she wasn't nearly 50 (like 6 or 7 years ago) when she did Spectre?.......still a damn good-looking woman. I doubt she's ever had a hairy pit day in her life.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:27:12 PM EDT
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Yes
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:33:03 PM EDT
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She's a crazy rabid anti-Trumper.
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I don't think anybody here wants to marry her. I'm pretty sure everybody just wants to fuck her.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:39:36 PM EDT
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The sad thing is that a lot of guys on here are never going to get to  fuck a woman like her.  She looks better than any woman that they will  ever be able to get.

Poor Bastards.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 9:42:32 PM EDT
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Damn.  Just damn.  For some strange reason your user name is apt.  

GD never fails to deliver.  
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I’d still let her sit on my face after a full on Taco Bell shit.


Damn.  Just damn.  For some strange reason your user name is apt.  

GD never fails to deliver.  

There are truly some real nasty mother fuckers on here.
Link Posted: 12/26/2021 10:24:44 PM EDT
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Lmfao.

Same. I love my memories of Marissa, but I like my women feminine and smooth. Yes, I know they’re not like that all the time and it’s not their natural state.

I just don’t like it.
Link Posted: 12/27/2021 12:38:25 AM EDT
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