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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:06:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Personally I wouldn't want my ugly mug put on a magazine cover with the promise "don't worry we will touch you up to make it look good".
WTF is it with people who are ok whoring their bodies out to have some desk jocky pretty them up. I can imagine it only corrupts their soul more to know they are willingly being deceiving. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:08:07 PM EDT
[#2]
At least she doesn't have a dick I guess.
I remember when SI had hotties on the cover. 
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:10:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Like pulling a grilled cheese apart |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:20:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ETA: I can't believe I wrote "airbrushed" as if anyone uses print film anymore. Should have said photoshopped. That's okay, LV1976 . . . the "airbrush" is one of the more utilized tools in Photoshop. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:23:25 PM EDT
[#5]
I’d let her make me a sammich
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:27:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:28:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's okay, LV1976 . . . the "airbrush" is one of the more utilized tools in Photoshop. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: ETA: I can't believe I wrote "airbrushed" as if anyone uses print film anymore. Should have said photoshopped. That's okay, LV1976 . . . the "airbrush" is one of the more utilized tools in Photoshop. I feel a little better now, I'm not very familiar with Photoshop itself, just that because "photoshopped" is now a verb it makes "airbrushed" seem like such an anachronism. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:28:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's some impressive airbrushing/photoshopping. Must have pushed the 40% reduction button. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:29:31 PM EDT
[#9]
 Nasty!
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:29:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And a felony conviction.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Martha was hot in her prime. And say what you will, she has business/money skills. And a felony conviction. 
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:44:49 PM EDT
[#11]
Now my eyes hurt.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:45:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's. Fair point. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:48:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's. unfortunately, this sad we have hit the point where we have to say that |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:50:22 PM EDT
[#14]
Not a Good Thing. Inside probably smells/looks like a hot dog that's been circling on the convenience store rotisserie for the past month.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:51:34 PM EDT
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I don't follow Martha Stewart much. I remember when she was pretty popular back in the 90's. I had a friend that had a crush on her. I thought that was wierd.
In retrospect, I think she is / was actually a pretty cool chick. Good for her. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:54:15 PM EDT
[#16]
I guess that hits the demographic of paper sports magazine buyers?
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:56:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:56:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I still wonder who she pissed off to get tossed in jail? I mean, it’s not like she wasn’t a raging asshole to everyone around her before her arrest, but people in her position don’t normally do hard time (even for tax evasion). I thought she was a member of the securities exchange commission and thus held to a higher standard. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:59:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:59:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Photoshoper must be suffering from carpal tunnel after all that work in post. https://www.closerweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Martha-Stewart-Swimsuit-Photos-Rare-Bathing-Suit-Pictures-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C809&quality=86&strip=all 
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:08:15 PM EDT
[#21]
At least she's a woman.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:10:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:12:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Why are they trying to sexualize an 80 year old woman?
Old people are droopy and wrinkled. It's a fact of life. They don't belong on swimsuit magazine covers. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:14:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:16:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gross No matter how you slice it and dice it , she's still an old bag . gd |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:17:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:18:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:19:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Any man that can fight through the dust cloud that develops when those squirrel covers hit the floor has earned themselves an opportunity to knock a mud hole in that gravel pit. I imagine that bad Oscar looks like a wad of chewed up bubblegum that has been dropped on the barbershop floor.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:31:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cheer up, it could always be worse. Imagine, if you will, Feinstein on the cover. My mind's eye needs bleach just at the thought. When the Wicked Witch of the West dies, I will be sure to burn up a case of ammo and a shitload of Tannerite in her name. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:32:35 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Any man that can fight through the dust cloud that develops when those squirrel covers hit the floor has earned themselves an opportunity to knock a mud hole in that gravel pit. I imagine that bad Oscar looks like a wad of chewed up bubblegum that has been dropped on the barbershop floor. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:33:49 PM EDT
[#31]
OEM female +
hot back in the day+ for 87 years old, not bad+ BWTF!!!! Guys want to see the hot OEM women, especially on the cover. If need be put Martha on the inside of the magazine. No TRANS BS either |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:35:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do people even still buy that stupid magazine? I do now. Does it come with a bottle of Jerkins Lotion? 
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:40:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's.  |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:47:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's. Bingo. Also....what a fucked up world when martha stewart is 100x better looking than madonna. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:52:40 PM EDT
[#35]
With the money she’s got,not guilty.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 2:58:40 PM EDT
[#36]
A.I. deep fake level photo shop
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:14:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OK Boomer. Darn it. I was about to say, "That rare occasion when someone from ARFCOM uses the term boomer correctly!" Then I realized - nope, she's from the silent generation. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:19:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:29:09 PM EDT
[#39]
Leave me here to die...from one of the SI Body Issues...
 Cropped to avoid CoC violation, you should look up the money shot if you like womenz with a little meat on their bones. Basically, the only women that @JLPettimoreIII and @Midcap could both agree on.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:34:17 PM EDT
[#40]
Explains all the geriatric GILF porn in the top 10 adult content rankings.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:35:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's. Came here to post this. Wonder how long it will take before they start putting hot chicks in SI again? |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:04:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:06:13 PM EDT
[#43]
Please post the wood knot pic again......over and over again......PLEASE?????
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:17:13 PM EDT
[#44]
She should have dressed ghetto.
Forty in one hand, a blunt hanging out of her mouth and flipping the bird to the camera. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:18:23 PM EDT
[#45]
Fappable
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:18:51 PM EDT
[#46]
I guess it’s appropriate for their audience.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:23:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's some impressive airbrushing/photoshopping. For the rest of us, I dunno, turn down the lights and have a couple of beers. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:29:54 PM EDT
[#48]
When did they stop printing it in February?
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:35:55 PM EDT
[#49]
Love how SI putting fatties and trannies on their covers for a few years has fooled y'all into thinking that a granny is acceptable. Looks like they've successfully lowered the bar to near ground-level.
If Stephanie Seymour were dead she'd be rolling over in her grave. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:42:17 PM EDT
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