User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 8:54:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Times have changed, but my upbringing hasn't. Women and children first. Unless I get a "I don't need your help!" feminist. When she finally realizes that she made a mistake I'll wave from the lifeboat. LOL no, that's when you punch her right in the pussy and throw her in the lifeboat for her to think about later. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 8:54:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll build a damn raft out of fat chicks and set sail. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 8:54:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rose could have scooted her ass over and made room for Jack on that stupid door she was floating on. Fuckin' bitch. This, what a fucking cunt. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 8:55:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rose could have scooted her ass over and made room for Jack on that stupid door she was floating on. Fuckin' bitch. When you have boobs like her you don’t have to. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 8:57:29 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Actually... Can a woman be defined in these current times? I can see if it your woman but there is that pickle surprise thang. Yea, in 2023 I'd probably need to inspect the baggage, the boner fides, as it were - before signing my death warrant. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:01:30 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When you have boobs like her you don’t have to. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Rose could have scooted her ass over and made room for Jack on that stupid door she was floating on. Fuckin' bitch. When you have boobs like her you don’t have to. "When you're a lady, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the chivalry." - Rose, probably |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:02:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rose was rotten selfish cunt. If she just would have stayed on the first life boat jack would have had the door all to himself. Cal and Lovejoy could have just paid their way on to one of Murdoch's boats like they intended. She was directly responsible Jack's and Lovejoy's death that night. That selfishness followed her her whole life. The bitch just throws the dimond away knowing full well what it could have done to help her caretaking granddaughter. After the movie implies she died at the end look at all the pictures of herself (not her family) she had at her bedside. Let's not forget just leaving her mother high and dry after presumably spending the last of their family money to keep her in good graces with the high society while she was trying to find a wealthy husband. Plus, if Jack hadn't been humping Rose on the bow of the ship the lookouts would not have been distracted by the show and therefore seen the ice berg in time. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:03:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With a full wooden interior and a carpenter's shop on board I think a few more floating things could have been fashioned. Nobody treated the sinking as serious until it was too late to launch lifeboats full from both sides. IIRC mythbusters showed if a life jacket was strapped to the underside of a door there is plenty of flotation to keep a person laying on top of the door mostly dry. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:04:26 PM EDT
[#9]
I would do anything and everything to get my family to safety. That includes me. Just like now, if you're not an asset, the family comes first. Fuck chivalry or civility, in an emergency my job as a husband and father is to get my people out.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:06:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Either way, they're all dead now, and have been for a long time.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:11:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Either way, they're all dead now, and have been for a long time. Looks like the last one died in 2009. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:14:01 PM EDT
[#12]
Children and women at a 7.5 or better get to go first.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:15:40 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If that happened today you could hop aboard one of the thicccccc asses and stay afloat! In the day? Women and children first. Clown world today? They're better than us, stronger than us, smarter than us. Just give them 3 minutes of quiet and they'll start telling us all the ways they're superior. So, children first, then men. Then we just get the boats away far enough to watch those strong, powerful wamyn keep that fucker afloat through the power of their gynomagic. (diluted by the trannies). Of course, I may be just slightly black pilled and fed up with their shit. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:20:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Co-owner of Macy's was offered a seat and declined. His wife then got off to go down with him.
 I've read that most people died of cardiac arrest from that shock. Who knows. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:22:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  Hey, there's Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Rose could have scooted her ass over and made room for Jack on that stupid door she was floating on. Fuckin' bitch. Hey, there's Her ass was big enough for a floatation device. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:23:30 PM EDT
[#16]
I’d be putting on a ton of wool and lashing a ton of wood together. Women and children go in the lifeboats.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:24:06 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would do anything and everything to get my family to safety. That includes me. Just like now, if you're not an asset, the family comes first. Fuck chivalry or civility, in an emergency my job as a husband and father is to get my people out. Over the years, I've seen it used as an excuse to cover all manner of cowardly and despicable things. Kind of impressive, really. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:24:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rose was rotten selfish cunt. If she just would have stayed on the first life boat jack would have had the door all to himself. Cal and Lovejoy could have just paid their way on to one of Murdoch's boats like they intended. She was directly responsible Jack's and Lovejoy's death that night. That selfishness followed her her whole life. The bitch just throws the dimond away knowing full well what it could have done to help her caretaking granddaughter. After the movie implies she died at the end look at all the pictures of herself (not her family) she had at her bedside. Let's not forget just leaving her mother high and dry after presumably spending the last of their family money to keep her in good graces with the high society while she was trying to find a wealthy husband. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Rose could have scooted her ass over and made room for Jack on that stupid door she was floating on. Fuckin' bitch. Rose was rotten selfish cunt. If she just would have stayed on the first life boat jack would have had the door all to himself. Cal and Lovejoy could have just paid their way on to one of Murdoch's boats like they intended. She was directly responsible Jack's and Lovejoy's death that night. That selfishness followed her her whole life. The bitch just throws the dimond away knowing full well what it could have done to help her caretaking granddaughter. After the movie implies she died at the end look at all the pictures of herself (not her family) she had at her bedside. Let's not forget just leaving her mother high and dry after presumably spending the last of their family money to keep her in good graces with the high society while she was trying to find a wealthy husband. Plus, she never got over her fuck toy. Married another guy, but only loved Jack. Nasty woman. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:26:27 PM EDT
[#19]
Everybody knows about the band playing on deck.
What about the drunk naked guy running around doing the helicopter with his penis? That would’ve been me. My name may be forgotten but my story would live on for a millennia. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:27:01 PM EDT
[#20]
I think that most of us would recognize Arland D. Williams Jr, the man who after the plane he was in crashed into a river repeatedly passed the lifesaving rope to others, as a real hero. It's the same kind of sentiment, a commitment to help, instead of just saving yourself.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:27:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I once said, every man believes in the adage of "Women and children first!” when they’re standing on the dock. Once you're waist deep in the Atlantic on the deck of the Titanic, you might be surprised at how many guys will put on a dress and try to Billy Zane their way into a lifeboat. The Birkenhead Drill isn’t for pussies. Wow, had to look that up. Once again, arfcom teaches me something.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_and_children_first |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:27:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That would have sucked. Drownings bad at whatever depth but especially in some bottomless abyss, knowing you would be food for some creepy Greenland shark. After underwater for a couple of minutes it wouldn’t matter. You’ll never know you are 1000’ down and still sinking. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:28:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryLOL! |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:29:40 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everybody knows about the band playing on deck. What about the drunk naked guy running around doing the helicopter with his penis? That would’ve been me. My name may be forgotten but my story would live on for a millennia. Ok, this. Help them off nekkid and helicoptering and be legendary!Not exactly how much helicoptering I'd be doing though, wasn't it a bit chilly out there? 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:30:07 PM EDT
[#25]
The night the great Titanic sunk Slim stood on the deck just damn nigh drunk.
Not a minute too early nor a minute too late. The swimminest son of a bitch in the 48 states. The captain said..... ... The old widow Brown said.... ..... The millionaires said.... .... Slim said the oceans wide and the waters free if the mainland you want to see get you ass out here and swim like me. The night the great Titanic sunk Slim stood on the dock just damn nigh drunk. Not a minute too early nor a minute too late. The swinninest son of a bitch in the 48 states. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:35:01 PM EDT
[#26]
I woulda grabbed the ship's steering wheel and been nowhere near that hunk of ice. Then the Titanic woulda ended up either sunk by a Uboat or ended up at the scrapper like the Olympic.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:44:26 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Co-owner of Macy's was offered a seat and declined. His wife then got off to go down with him. I've read that most people died of cardiac arrest from that shock. Who knows. Of those few who went into the water and survived, at least one described the initial sensation as if one were being stabbed by a thousand knives all at once. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:46:36 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok, this. Help them off nekkid and helicoptering and be legendary!Not exactly how much helicoptering I'd be doing though, wasn't it a bit chilly out there? Shrinkage? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:48:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: After underwater for a couple of minutes it wouldn’t matter. You’ll never know you are 1000’ down and still sinking. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That would have sucked. Drownings bad at whatever depth but especially in some bottomless abyss, knowing you would be food for some creepy Greenland shark. After underwater for a couple of minutes it wouldn’t matter. You’ll never know you are 1000’ down and still sinking. In those conditions in the N. Atlantic, hyporthermia would have put you in a state of shock and sluggishness on the surface, muscles stop working, and you would have gone down just as Jack dissapeared. But treading water on the surface in really deep oceans is still spookier than just treading water in a pool. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:53:11 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: "Women and Children",..first. Would you actualy Drown for them. No, I wouldn't be singing, I'd be fucking looking to make something floatable. Might not make it but I'd give it a shot. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 9:57:38 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm a fucking boomer so honor and dignity are still a thing for me. Yeah, I'd save women and children first. And then old folks, especially rich ones cuz afterwards? Yeah, I'm gonna expect some compensation. If I survive. Yeah, it's just the way we were raised. I agree. In some ways I also believe it's how feminists got the best of us ... it was a weakness they exploited. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:02:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Women and children first.
That's why men get paid 25 cents more an hour. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:02:05 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: "Women and Children",..first. Would you actualy Drown for them. Yeah... drown... hypothermia... whatever... it's what a man does... |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:04:38 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, it's just the way we were raised. I agree. In some ways I also believe it's how feminists got the best of us ... it was a weakness they exploited. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:09:07 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hypothermia is more likely. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "Women and Children",..first. Would you actualy Drown for them. Hypothermia is more likely. Useful dexterity in water that cold is less than a minute. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:12:06 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Very few women were fat back then. Kathy Bates |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:12:08 PM EDT
[#37]
I’d have grabbed a bunch of life preservers and a big bed sheet and made a raft.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:19:27 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shrinkage? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ok, this. Help them off nekkid and helicoptering and be legendary!Not exactly how much helicoptering I'd be doing though, wasn't it a bit chilly out there? Shrinkage? 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:21:27 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man, that husband and father gag really gets a workout in GD. Over the years, I've seen it used as an excuse to cover all manner of cowardly and despicable things. Kind of impressive, really. That's super cool but I would absolutely use your corpse as a step on to a raft if it meant our survival. We are animals an our job is to survive and propagate. Your fake bravado isn't fooling anyone. In an actual life or death emergency you would absolutely be killing people to survive. The "I would step aside for these random kids" guys are full of shit. This might make me a "monster" in some peoples eyes, but at the end of the day the 4 other people in my house right now mean more to me than anyone else. Doesn't matter if it's your kid or wife. I will do my job. Cue all the hero types who would die to save a bunch of randos. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:34:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's super cool but I would absolutely use your corpse as a step on to a raft if it meant our survival. We are animals an our job is to survive and propagate. Your fake bravado isn't fooling anyone. In an actual life or death emergency you would absolutely be killing people to survive. The "I would step aside for these random kids" guys are full of shit. This might make me a "monster" in some peoples eyes, but at the end of the day the 4 other people in my house right now mean more to me than anyone else. Doesn't matter if it's your kid or wife. I will do my job. Cue all the hero types who would die to save a bunch of randos. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Man, that husband and father gag really gets a workout in GD. Over the years, I've seen it used as an excuse to cover all manner of cowardly and despicable things. Kind of impressive, really. That's super cool but I would absolutely use your corpse as a step on to a raft if it meant our survival. We are animals an our job is to survive and propagate. Your fake bravado isn't fooling anyone. In an actual life or death emergency you would absolutely be killing people to survive. The "I would step aside for these random kids" guys are full of shit. This might make me a "monster" in some peoples eyes, but at the end of the day the 4 other people in my house right now mean more to me than anyone else. Doesn't matter if it's your kid or wife. I will do my job. Cue all the hero types who would die to save a bunch of randos. LOL, srsly?  Welcome to S87E87 of "When Assholes Collide"! |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:41:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL, srsly? Welcome to S87E87 of "When Assholes Collide"! @Tiempos_Peligrosos How is any of that wrong? You are gonna tell me you would die for some random chick? Fuck that. ETA: this is white knight edge porn. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:47:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Fuck all that noise. My woman and my children sur, everyone else is on their own. That chivalrous bullshit is about as stupid as the old British column battle formations. Nobody’s taking care of my family when I’m dead. Sorry not sorry
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:47:59 PM EDT
[#43]
To stand and be still to the Birkenhead drill
Is a demand tough bullet to chew And they did it the jollies Soldier and Sailor too, R. Kipling In 1852 the soldiers and sailors stood on deck as HMS Birkenhead sank while the women and children got away in the only workable lifeboats. Only 193 of the 643 aboard were saved. ETA Glad to see several other members know about the Birkenhead drill. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:48:58 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck all that noise. My woman and my children sur, everyone else is on their own. That chivalrous bullshit is about as stupid as the old British column battle formations. Nobody’s taking care of my family when I’m dead. Sorry not sorry YasKing! |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:50:40 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How is any of that wrong? You are gonna tell me you would die for some random chick? Fuck that. ETA: this is white knight edge porn. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: LOL, srsly? Welcome to S87E87 of "When Assholes Collide"! How is any of that wrong? You are gonna tell me you would die for some random chick? Fuck that. ETA: this is white knight edge porn. MIB was a little judgmental and pompous. You countered that by insulting anyone who would try to rescue a stranger in danger. There is absolutely nothing wrong with focusing on your family and wanting to stay alive for them. There is also nothing wrong with being willing to put your life on the line to help others. Neither of you is all the way right, neither is all the way wrong, neither of you are talking about hurting others. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:50:57 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would do anything and everything to get my family to safety. That includes me. Just like now, if you're not an asset, the family comes first. Fuck chivalry or civility, in an emergency my job as a husband and father is to get my people out. Exactly! I’ll help if I can but I’m no use to my family dead |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:52:09 PM EDT
[#47]
gotta be honest there is propably only two women i would die for beeing my wife and mother.
Children without question |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:54:39 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man, that husband and father gag really gets a workout in GD. Over the years, I've seen it used as an excuse to cover all manner of cowardly and despicable things. Kind of impressive, really. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I would do anything and everything to get my family to safety. That includes me. Just like now, if you're not an asset, the family comes first. Fuck chivalry or civility, in an emergency my job as a husband and father is to get my people out. Over the years, I've seen it used as an excuse to cover all manner of cowardly and despicable things. Kind of impressive, really. Sticks and stones but you’d be dead and he’d be alive. Maybe he’d send a toast your way as he’s at thanksgiving dinner with his family 30 years later. I would just forget about you but that’s me. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 10:55:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In the spirit of Junk Yard Wars, I'd damn sure have something buoyant, it may or may not be powered after 30min. Yeah, you know, that's how some of us think. When I'm flying, especially over water (but really everywhere) I imagine ways of trying to survive if the plane came apart slowly. I would imagine doing the same were my boat going down. Why some men resign themselves to death has always been beyond me. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/13/2023 11:05:17 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: "Women and Children",..first. Would you actualy Drown for them. My wife and my children yes. Most likely my friend's wife and children. After that? I'll be that pathetic dude snatching someone's baby to hitch a ride, "let me on, I have a child! I'm all she's got in this world!" |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
