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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:13:52 AM EST
[#1]
I once had a midget girlfriend. I was nuts over her.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:15:03 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I once had a midget girlfriend. I was nuts over her. 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:16:02 AM EST
[#3]
Your being short sighted
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:17:36 AM EST
[#4]
All of you are going to special hell for this.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:17:54 AM EST
[#5]
Pretty low standards, if you ask me.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:17:54 AM EST
[#6]
Midgets kind of freak me out so I could never fuck one but if you do a little searching on the hub or other sites you’ll realize it’s not an uncommon fetish. I think your friends comments are off-base. There’s a lot weirder shit out there than banging a “little person”.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:18:27 AM EST
[#7]
You can’t look them directly in the eyes. Their wires get crossed or something.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:18:46 AM EST
[#8]
In the old days I’d of been game.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:20:23 AM EST
[#9]
While my wife hates this, it kills me every time.
 Dewey Cox Midget Man |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:21:42 AM EST
[#10]
Bigotry is not a virtue.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:27:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bigotry is not a virtue. Neither is abject stupidity. Being ignorant and limited in facility is a trait best kept to self and immediate family. Or perhaps better understood as "fucking stupid". |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:31:31 AM EST
[#12]
they're not babies, they're fidgets!
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:34:16 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I once had a midget girlfriend. I was nuts over her. 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:34:25 AM EST
[#14]
I banged the world’s tallest midget
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:47:15 AM EST
[#15]
My daughter is legally a "small" person. She has fun with it. When she was 16 she was asked by a mall security guard "Do you need help finding your mom?" She laughed... She said "WTF I am 16!" ... guy apologized to no end.
Now that she is 22, she has fun getting carded |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:53:28 AM EST
[#16]
Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:56:42 AM EST
[#17]
Wait. Isn’t a midget a correctly proportional person who is very small where most “midgets” you see are actually dwarfs?
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:57:10 AM EST
[#18]
Midget hookers charge twice the money as a normal size hookers.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:57:41 AM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 11:57:50 AM EST
[#20]
I'm taking your friend's side. You're almost certainly a pervo and deserve our ridicule. Please change your screen name to JoeBiden or something else reflective of your specific kink.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:01:59 PM EST
[#21]
I think the politically correct term is dwarfs now.
I don't think they like being called midgets . |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:04:55 PM EST
[#22]
Would you call her Consuelo?
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:10:02 PM EST
[#23]
They have always creeped me out.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:12:02 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. Will not laugh Will not laugh (Runs to wife) Hey hon? Did you know recent studies have confirmed 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy?
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:19:55 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So much for low overhead. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:19:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait. Isn’t a midget a correctly proportional person who is very small where most “midgets” you see are actually dwarfs? Correct. They are emphatically not the same. The only similarity is that the people with both diseases are small. Midgets simply did not get enough growth hormone, but are otherwise normal. Dwarves (correctly achondroplastic dwarves) have defect in the formation of the cartilage that eventually turns into bone. "a" = wrong, "chondro" = cartilage, "plasia" = formation. Ergo, "wrong cartilage formation". These folks are much more common, and have distorted foreheads, hips, etc. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:21:08 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think the politically correct term is dwarfs now. I don't think they like being called midgets . Your wokeness is showing. Not true. Dwarf and midget are 2 different conditions. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:23:38 PM EST
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:24:11 PM EST
[#29]
Midget thread.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:24:31 PM EST
[#30]
Show her r/littlepeoplegonewild and u/power_midget on Reddit.
Bonus points if you can video her reaction. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:26:52 PM EST
[#31]
I was once drinking at the club at the Venetian in Vegas with some friends.
Next table over was a bridal shower. One of the bridesmaids was a cute midget. We bought them a bottle and started doing shots. Had I not been married and had tried I could have probably banged her. That's all I got. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:30:42 PM EST
[#32]
Smaller the better
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:31:44 PM EST
[#33]
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. With midgets I would say your standards have to be pretty low.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:35:29 PM EST
[#34]
At least this isn't a tranny thread, but if it was a midget tranny I think GD might damn well lose its mind
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:35:39 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You can’t look them directly in the eyes. Their wires get crossed or something. It's a fact. I saw it on PBS |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:36:53 PM EST
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OP, show her this:
 RIP Bob Saget • Brad Williams & Bob Saget prank Jon Stamos • A True Story | LOLflix |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:37:05 PM EST
[#37]
I think that this will be a Tiny Thread.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:37:18 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You can’t look them directly in the eyes. Their wires get crossed or something. might as well shut this thread down. Dude. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:38:14 PM EST
[#39]
Your friend is wrong. Pedophilia is specifically defined and fucking adult midgets isn't it.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:41:05 PM EST
[#40]
Midgets you say?
 Brazilian man gets caught cheating as girlfriend escapes balcony Quote HistoryQuoted: Your friend is wrong. Pedophilia is specifically defined and fucking adult midgets isn't it. these days fucking a woman under the age of 30 is considered pedophilia now |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:45:13 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My daughter is legally a "small" person. She has fun with it. When she was 16 she was asked by a mall security guard "Do you need help finding your mom?" She laughed... She said "WTF I am 16!" ... guy apologized to no end. Now that she is 22, she has fun getting carded One of my friends in junior/high school was like that. I think she was 4'10-11". We always called her the midget, lol. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:45:32 PM EST
[#42]
The M word is viewed as similar to the N word.
The proper nomenclature is Little People. I learned this watching those midget shows on TLC. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:46:52 PM EST
[#43]
Remember if she is half sized your twice as big! . i'm a midget myself, really I have brittle bone disease and it makes you shorter to TINY depending on how severe it is. Only the PC midgets object to being called midgets. And yes the women are in very high demand by pedos who consider them to be "legal". One cute, well georgous one, said she had men start to follow here every time she went to wal mart or kroger. Women don't like midget men and the men mostly have to put up/fight off gay men chasing us. One thing that is funny is so many normal height folks seem to thing we have mental/intelligence issues and that is simply not right. One very severe OI guy I know is very small and works in the defense industry for very good money.
But back to the OP's question. According to the gals, yes they get the pedo guys all the time so there is something to that. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:50:40 PM EST
[#44]
You can’t buy m______ dill pickles at the store any more for a reason.
You guys are mean. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:52:07 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Remember if she is half sized your twice as big! . i'm a midget myself, really I have brittle bone disease and it makes you shorter to TINY depending on how severe it is. Only the PC midgets object to being called midgets. And yes the women are in very high demand by pedos who consider them to be "legal". One cute, well georgous one, said she had men start to follow here every time she went to wal mart or kroger. Women don't like midget men and the men mostly have to put up/fight off gay men chasing us. One thing that is funny is so many normal height folks seem to thing we have mental/intelligence issues and that is simply not right. One very severe OI guy I know is very small and works in the defense industry for very good money. But back to the OP's question. According to the gals, yes they get the pedo guys all the time so there is something to that. How do they know they're pedos? |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:53:05 PM EST
[#46]
I am friends with one, and she has a great sense of humor.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 12:53:37 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You can’t look them directly in the eyes. Their wires get crossed or something. I went to google to prove you wrong. I kind of hate you GD motherfuckers... Never Look A Midget In The Eyes |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:02:42 PM EST
[#48]
Small hands could be great for your self esteem.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:03:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I went to google to prove you wrong. I kind of hate you GD motherfuckers... Never Look A Midget In The Eyes Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You can’t look them directly in the eyes. Their wires get crossed or something. I went to google to prove you wrong. I kind of hate you GD motherfuckers... Never Look A Midget In The Eyes They’re like the Mona Lisa. They will make eye contact with you wherever you are in the room. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:06:18 PM EST
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Last girlfriend was 4'8, nothing but t&a. Should've married her.
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