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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:19:29 PM EST
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https://www.tuckermax.com/the-midget-story/
DrunkRex "Did you get my message? I am in Milwaukee with my girlfriendand there is a midget convention in town this weekend."Tucker "I got your fucking message. Come on man, stop playing." DrunkRex "Tucker, I am DEAD serious. They are everywhere. It's like the circus and The Wizard of Oz are in town at the same time. I swear on my life there are hundreds of midgets here." [10 second pause] Tucker "I am on the next flight." |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:40:57 PM EST
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I remember in the 80's bars and clubs would advertise on the radio they were have a "dwarf tossing contest". Who ever could throw the dwarf farthest won.
PC killed that fun and put many dwarfs out of work. 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:49:43 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I remember in the 80's bars and clubs would advertise on the radio they were have a "dwarf tossing contest". Who ever could throw the dwarf farthest won. PC killed that fun and put many dwarfs out of work. That was their gift. They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart. They're top heavy like a lawn dart. So they're built for accuracy. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 1:55:09 PM EST
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In college I took my 4'11" girlfriend to see Time Bandits. When they got to the lines:
Robin Hood: "And you're a robber too. How long have you been a robber?" Wally: "Four foot one." Robin Hood: "Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot one? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it?" I turned to her and said "Ten inches, huh?" SMACK!!! She punched me in the arm. 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:03:12 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I remember in the 80's bars and clubs would advertise on the radio they were have a "dwarf tossing contest". Who ever could throw the dwarf farthest won. PC killed that fun and put many dwarfs out of work. There's still midget tossing at a lot of motorcycle rallies/events.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:05:24 PM EST
[#6]
Apparently John Stamos is terrified of little people also.
 RIP Bob Saget • Brad Williams & Bob Saget prank Jon Stamos • A True Story | LOLflix |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:07:15 PM EST
[#7]
How about a hot Midget racer?
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:14:46 PM EST
[#8]
It's 'little people', you got that?!?
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:15:42 PM EST
[#9]
Can’t remember the last time I saw a midget in the wild. But if you support China, head over to TikTok where there’s literally a metric shit ton of them.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:17:12 PM EST
[#10]
I saw a midget stripper dance at Club Alex's in Stoughton, MA once.
She seemed angry. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:18:23 PM EST
[#11]
I wonder how many full size women have fantasies about sleeping with a male midget?
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:19:29 PM EST
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A coworker has a phobia of midgets, one day after a tooth extraction he walked to his mailbox and started to freak out over all the midget cowboys and cowgirls.
It was frontier days and the kids had just gotten off the school bus, he was still pretty out of it from the pain meds. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:22:33 PM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:30:30 PM EST
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:34:28 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Midget hookers charge twice the money as a normal size hookers. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:40:40 PM EST
[#16]
those tiny hands make
your wiener look huge |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:42:01 PM EST
[#17]
The gif of the two dwarve girls in pink dresses twerking has me... curious.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 2:42:17 PM EST
[#18]
I have a friend who is a midget. One day he asked me for $20. I said why. He said he was a little short.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 3:43:56 PM EST
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If anybody has read this thread to this point and not had a single chuckle, go to youtube and search for 'Brad Williams Daddy Issues'.
OP might be interested in doing that, since midget porn is covered. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 3:45:35 PM EST
[#20]
CIRCUS MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 3/20/2022 3:55:59 PM EST
[#21]
 Redd Foxx vs. Midgets |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 3:57:55 PM EST
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Quoted: So, what say you? Is banging a hot midget basically pedophilia or is a hot midget GTG? I banged a 4'10" redhead for awhile. I didn't know 4'10" was considered a midget until she told me. She didn't look like a midget. If they all looked like her, I'd fucking move to Munchkinland. Tell your friend to pound sand. Hot midget is GTG. But never trust an elf. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 4:07:05 PM EST
[#23]
You guys are awesome. What did we learn today? Banging hot midgets is GTG cause they make you junk look bigger and are easily stored in the sock drawer.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 4:27:11 PM EST
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Wanting to fuck a midget doesnt make one a closet pedophile, but wanting to fuck shauna rae might.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 4:46:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wanting to fuck a midget doesnt make one a closet pedophile, but wanting to fuck shauna rae might. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/304989/i-am-shauna-rae-shauna-rae-5847-800x445_-2320545.JPG 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 4:50:58 PM EST
[#26]
Elevators smell different to midgets.
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Posted: 3/20/2022 5:00:04 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A coworker has a phobia of midgets, one day after a tooth extraction he walked to his mailbox and started to freak out over all the midget cowboys and cowgirls. It was frontier days and the kids had just gotten off the school bus, he was still pretty out of it from the pain meds. 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 5:05:21 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Would you call her Consuelo? Yes, And an Asian male midget you would call “One Hung Low”. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 5:24:39 PM EST
[#29]
There used to be a restaurant here called "House of Legends" that's theme was midget staff. I thought it was hysterical since they aren't as much into PC here as in the US. Too bad the restaurant closed (apparent fire hazard how the building was designed).
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Posted: 3/20/2022 5:32:36 PM EST
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Posted: 3/20/2022 6:33:12 PM EST
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Quoted: So, I'm having this conversation with a friend of mine and we stumbled on to the fact that midgets freak her the fuck out. So, me being me, I'm like "I always wanted to bang a midget". My friend, she's fucking appalled by this. Mind you, her favorite past time is reading shit from the Urban Dictionary... so I ask what's wrong with banging a midget? I mean not an ugly man faced midget but a really hot one. She says, grown people that screw midgets are closet pedophiles. Now, I need the definitive ruling on this. Where else would I find more experts on this subject other than GD? So, what say you? Is banging a hot midget basically pedophilia or is a hot midget GTG? And no, I don't have pocs of friend, though she's pretty hot, nor do I have pics of said hypothetical hit midget. |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 6:43:03 PM EST
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Posted: 3/20/2022 6:43:58 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There's still midget tossing at a lot of motorcycle rallies/events. Dammit, off to research and stuff
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Posted: 3/20/2022 7:30:38 PM EST
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Quoted: So, I'm having this conversation with a friend of mine and we stumbled on to the fact that midgets freak her the fuck out. So, me being me, I'm like "I always wanted to bang a midget". My friend, she's fucking appalled by this. Mind you, her favorite past time is reading shit from the Urban Dictionary... so I ask what's wrong with banging a midget? I mean not an ugly man faced midget but a really hot one. She says, grown people that screw midgets are closet pedophiles. Now, I need the definitive ruling on this. Where else would I find more experts on this subject other than GD? So, what say you? Is banging a hot midget basically pedophilia or is a hot midget GTG? And no, I don't have pocs of friend, though she's pretty hot, nor do I have pics of said hypothetical hit midget. Midget! 
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Posted: 3/20/2022 7:35:58 PM EST
[#35]
The only midget I knew got fired for walking into the elevator and telling a coworker her hair smelled nice….
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Posted: 3/20/2022 7:39:08 PM EST
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Posted: 3/20/2022 7:44:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Elevators smell different to midgets. lol |
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Posted: 3/20/2022 7:47:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The only midget I knew got fired for walking into the elevator and telling a coworker her hair smelled nice….  
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Posted: 3/21/2022 1:41:58 AM EST
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Quote HistoryHa!!!! |
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Posted: 3/21/2022 2:01:39 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. ? I suspected this. |
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Posted: 3/21/2022 2:27:27 AM EST
[#41]
 Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video) |
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Posted: 3/21/2022 3:03:05 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I once had a midget girlfriend. I was nuts over her. Mine was always sticking her nose in my business! |
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Posted: 3/21/2022 4:10:13 AM EST
[#43]
Search Bridgett the Miget. She was just in trouble for something i remember.
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Posted: 3/21/2022 4:43:26 AM EST
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Posted: 3/21/2022 4:45:26 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hot midgets do exist, they're just rare. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/33962/Shes_cute_normally_they_have_weird_physi-2321038.JPG Yeah there was a thread about her a few years back, first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. 
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Posted: 3/21/2022 5:01:00 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Small hands could be great for your self esteem. They make me look so medium.
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Posted: 3/21/2022 2:45:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Remember if she is half sized your twice as big! . i'm a midget myself, really I have brittle bone disease and it makes you shorter to TINY depending on how severe it is. Only the PC midgets object to being called midgets. And yes the women are in very high demand by pedos who consider them to be "legal". One cute, well georgous one, said she had men start to follow here every time she went to wal mart or kroger. Women don't like midget men and the men mostly have to put up/fight off gay men chasing us. One thing that is funny is so many normal height folks seem to thing we have mental/intelligence issues and that is simply not right. One very severe OI guy I know is very small and works in the defense industry for very good money. But back to the OP's question. According to the gals, yes they get the pedo guys all the time so there is something to that. Ever thought about a lawsuit against the BATFE regarding short barrel rifles and shotguns? Since you probably can't use a full size long gun, maybe you could get short barrels removed from the nfa by claim discrimination.  I'd like to get a blind person to file on silencers since wearing war pro would effectively blind them, same with firing. |
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Posted: 3/21/2022 3:11:18 PM EST
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My favorite episode of Cops.
 COPS Reloaded - David "I Can Break These Cuffs" BEST VERSION FULL HD Little Person |
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Posted: 3/21/2022 3:14:43 PM EST
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My Wife is terrified of Twins.
Wonder how this conversation would go with her If I replaced "midgets" with "Twins".
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Posted: 3/21/2022 3:16:31 PM EST
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