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Posted: 11/14/2021 1:11:34 PM EDT
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I woulda figured it may have stretched out a bowel movement or two, but she'd be all right in the end.
  Glad everything worked out! |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 1:12:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You should switch to free weights and stop working out like a woman. Also, cut your hair. 
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Posted: 11/14/2021 1:27:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Glad it worked out. My Mal has tasted hydrogen peroxide a few times. As a puppy she ate a bunch of rat poison…. Had a dog once that would eat anything. She ate sea shells, a dried starfish, tinfoil from the grill, and an ant trap. Was worried about the ant trap because of the poison in it, but she didn’t show any negative signs or slow down. Crazy dog. |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 1:32:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hydrogen peroxide will make them throw up. Very effective. |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 1:49:28 PM EDT
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12 inches long or 12 feet long?
12 inches: a mal’s probably not even going to notice that. 12 feet: I might be a little concerned. |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 1:54:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck did you just fucking say…[blah,blah, blah]… Yea, but what about your mom’s back? |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 2:14:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Our dogs over the years have had a contest to see who could eat the most bizarre stuff. The Dachsund ate a full bottle of bleach. The only thing that he didn't swallow was the cap. It all passed thru. Had to replace the laundry room tile and the dog had chemical burns on it's feet. One of the labs swallowed half a tennis ball. That required surgery. The other ate bricks lining the patio and we had to do the mineral oil trick to get him unplugged. I had a dog who ate an entire rotisserie chicken…in its entirety. And by entirety I mean the chicken, the bones, the plastic container it came in and the plastic bag it was in. Another time he got into a bag of citrus (not citrus flavored) fertilizer…vet put drops in his eye that made him barf. Another time he got into the other dog’s pain meds…and ate them all…more eye drop induced barfing. The list goes on. I just tell him good luck, we’ll see if you make it this time. |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 2:19:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yea, but what about your mom's back? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What the fuck did you just fucking say[blah,blah, blah] Yea, but what about your mom's back? |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 2:49:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. I laughed. I knew this was coming and it still got me
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Posted: 11/14/2021 2:52:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably Crossfit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: working out like a woman. Also, cut your hair. Probably Crossfit. Same thing |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 2:55:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Could go either way. Might pass, might not. If you don't see anything within the next day in her piles, or obvious distress while trying to pass said piles, you might want to think about a trip to the vet. Old work acquaintance had this same thing happen to his dog, exercise band. Wound up with surgery later that week. Is there something appealing about silicone bands to dogs???? If it makes you feel any better, my dog ate a box of galvanized fence bolts. They passed. Had another dog eat a bag of steel wool. That also passed, but OMG can you imagine how either of those must have felt! Both BTW advised to see what happened by a vet. A day later after some trying shitter time, all was right. Good luck, dog! My dad has a saying, "shaking like a dog shitting door knobs." I imagine galvanized bolts would be just as bad. |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 2:59:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bleach? That dog must be immortal. He was the Dachsund that would not die. Just about anything that is supposed to kill a dog he ate mass quantities of. Poinsettas? Foam rubber? Chocolate? Roach bait? Gravel? Poison berries off a Chinaberry tree? Didn't even slow him down though it made for strange piles of poop in the yard. The bleach was in a white plastic bottle. He hated them with a passion. We had to hide the milk jugs when we brought groceries into the house. |
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Posted: 11/14/2021 3:03:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Great success! I called my vet and he said give her two tablespoons of peroxide and take her outside. She puked it right up.https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/284931/9DBC5B11-DC33-4AF9-A845-EAD9E82D6174_jpe-2166390.JPG Glad it worked out. I wouldn't wish I'll on any nice dog no matter how much hair their owner has
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Posted: 11/14/2021 6:31:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Scan the thread, dog hurled it up, she will be fine. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yep. Go to the puppy ER today. Scan the thread, dog hurled it up, she will be fine. Yeah, I just saw that. Since this is a dog and hair thread..... Meet my hair, and my dog.   Attached File |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 5:24:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad has a saying, "shaking like a dog shitting door knobs." I imagine galvanized bolts would be just as bad. Our version growing up was “peach pit”. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 5:27:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By @wtfboombrb : Yeah, I just saw that. Since this is a dog and hair thread..... Meet my hair, and my dog. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/369185/28338_111803755530619_4261198_n_jpg-2166984.JPG You have to go post that in THIS THREAD! |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 5:50:15 AM EDT
[#17]
Glad to hear she snapped back!!
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Posted: 11/15/2021 5:55:59 AM EDT
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Glad to hear OP.
We had our dog (who has the lowest iq of any dog I have ever had) eat a fucking towel. He had been having shits for several days but was eating fine. He was acting fine. Then I hear from another room the sounds of him throwing up. I go in to take him out and clean it up, and in the middle of like a lb of undigested food there is what looked like an entire dead cat. It was a towel, knotted and twisted so tightly it was unreal. He had eaten it whole while we were gone one day. He's one of those dogs who runs out in the street, causes 15 car accidents and walks back unscathed looking derpy as fuck. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 6:00:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You should switch to free weights and stop working out like a woman. Also, cut your hair. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 6:48:29 AM EDT
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Glad the dog is okay. My mountain cur has eaten some bad things before. Kids’ silly putty, one of the wife’s scented candles, an entire pan of brownies, and a wad of aluminum foil that had chicken leg bones in it. Nothing kills him.
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Posted: 11/15/2021 6:53:35 AM EDT
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Roger that the K9 is OK!
Me loves me dogs as well! BEAGLE COUNTRY! Daggone critters eat anything...did I say ANYTHING? Had 5, now down to 3 --am insuring my Vet has a great retirement! |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 7:18:15 AM EDT
[#22]
Great news.
Now that’s out of the way what conditioner do you use on those luxurious locks? |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 8:34:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Great news. Now that’s out of the way what conditioner do you use on those luxurious locks? It called “Its a ten” I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it’s always from fat bald men. Jealousy I’m sure. It’s always beautiful people that give me compliments. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 8:54:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It called “Its a ten” I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it’s always from fat bald men. Jealousy I’m sure. It’s always beautiful people that give me compliments. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Great news. Now that’s out of the way what conditioner do you use on those luxurious locks? It called “Its a ten” I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it’s always from fat bald men. Jealousy I’m sure. It’s always beautiful people that give me compliments. We need a hippie hair forum.... @Subnet 
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Posted: 11/15/2021 9:00:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It called "Its a ten" I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it's always from fat bald men. Jealousy I'm sure. It's always beautiful people that give me compliments. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Great news. Now that's out of the way what conditioner do you use on those luxurious locks? It called "Its a ten" I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it's always from fat bald men. Jealousy I'm sure. It's always beautiful people that give me compliments.  I use AG Hair Products. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 9:18:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Long hairs of Arfcom unite! I use AG Hair Products. Damn right. I also get a Brazillian blow out on the regular. Let me tell you something, the day after, you feel like 100 million dollars. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 9:19:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It called “Its a ten” I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it’s always from fat bald men. Jealousy I’m sure. It’s always beautiful people that give me compliments. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Great news. Now that’s out of the way what conditioner do you use on those luxurious locks? It called “Its a ten” I use the shampoo and conditioner. I take alot of shit over my hair, but it’s always from fat bald men. Jealousy I’m sure. It’s always beautiful people that give me compliments. There are no beautiful people in AR. Well, not after I left anyway. |
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Posted: 11/15/2021 9:35:36 AM EDT
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Had a GSD that loved foil. Spent some quality time doing this with the idiot.
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Posted: 11/15/2021 9:57:10 AM EDT
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Glad your dog is OK. Owning a dog - rubber gloves on hand is a good idea. BTDT.
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Posted: 11/15/2021 2:05:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Glad to hear she snapped back!! Oh…SNAP! |
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Posted: 11/16/2021 12:15:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah mals are pretty weird. Our oldest ate a full box of those chocolate bars the band booster kids sell. I was picking up foil flakes in the yard for a week. Then the time she ate a red shop rag....nothing says dog lover like pull starting your malinois in the morning. LOL. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Glad it worked out. My Mal has tasted hydrogen peroxide a few times. As a puppy she ate a bunch of rat poison. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/268939/4962033C-086A-4992-B0D4-AC382118D763_jpe-2166418.JPG Yeah mals are pretty weird. Our oldest ate a full box of those chocolate bars the band booster kids sell. I was picking up foil flakes in the yard for a week. Then the time she ate a red shop rag....nothing says dog lover like pull starting your malinois in the morning. LOL. That image.  She ate a full tub of costcos Clorox style wipes as a puppy too. I’m so glad she grew out of the stupidity. 
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